Fighter: Guys! Did you hear that? Drizz'l, the dark elf captured us and wants to fight! Black Mage: Drizz'l, eh? What's he gonna do? Cloud up and rain all over you? Fighter: I hope he isn't upgraded into the dark elf Trop'kal St'orm. We might be in trouble then! Black Mage: His momma's so fat, they named her hurricane Fat'Ass! Thief: I'll have you know that 'Drizz'l' roughly translates to 'The Relentless Scourge'
Black Mage: Yeah, like the relentless scourge of having a really stupid name.
