Dungeon Keeper Ami/Funny

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  • In one of the earliest chapters, Ami contacts an unscrupulous merchant to buy supplies. At first, he rejoices when he notices her youth and inexperience, figuring he can overcharge her. Then she survives a fight with the reaper, and the latter suffers through the effects of her Sailor Mercury transformation...

Nicodemus nodded dumbly. No surcharge for her, no. He did not want the ire of anyone who could fend of the Reaper and not even look bedraggled. That appearance had to be a glamour. What he caught a glimpse of next through the passage behind the Keeper had him gaping in shock, mouth open like a fish. The Horned Reaper, angrily ripping off a miniskirt just like the one the girl was wearing? A blue bow was waving behind the terrifying red figure like a flag, held in place only by a single thread. Were- were those earrings? LIPSTICK?! Forget about no surcharge, bring out the Valued Trusted Customer Please Don't Kill Me Discount. Whatever could do something like that to the Reaper had to be a horrible, powerful nightmare in disguise.

  • "A Reaper... she can summon a Reaper. That girl is a disaster waiting to happen." ... "What the Hell were you thinking summoning THAT!?" "To be honest, it was something along the lines:"A Goblin won't do.""
  • "The sacrifice of many chickens in the name of science would not be in vain!"
  • Why the Underworld has a fashion consisting primarily of leather.
  • Cathy, transformed into a chicken, riding a goat, chasing a keeper possessing an imp.
  • Agriculture

"Necromancy is an - interesting - choice for a harvest-enhancing spell. You aren't trying to create undead crops or something, are you?"

  • Also:

"...and if you manage to set yourself on fire somehow, give the nearest spider a hug."

  • When Mukrezar is caught up to speed by his imp butler on events that happened in his absence, especially his changing opinion of Mercury.. And the next scene with them. And the one after that. Basically any scene involving Mukrezar and his imp butler.