Eat Man/Funny

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  • During a mission with Silvka, Silvka ate one of Bolt's screws because he was very hungry from a 3-day starvation diet, and since it was an important component of Bolt's latest BFG, he needs to get it out as quick as he can:

Silvka: NOOO! BOLT! STOP!
Bolt: (About to put screw in mouth)
Silvka: IT HASN'T BEEN WASHED THOROUGHLY!
Bolt: (Stops)

  • Chuck later reveals that the screw he gave Bolt to eat was actually a fresh one taken from the Villain of the Week's weapon via a short demonstration.
  • click*
  • BOOOOM*

Chuck: See?