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* Haruhi is [[Desperately Looking for A Purpose In Life]], Ed already has one (Being a [[Big Eater]] and an [[Extreme Omnivore]])

* Haruhi is a [[Depraved Bisexual]], Ed isn't.

* Haruhi adores Anime [[Shout Out|Shout Outs]], Ed enjoys B-Rated Horror Movies.

* Haruhi adores Anime [[Shout-Out|Shout Outs]], Ed enjoys B-Rated Horror Movies.

* Haruhi is [[The Bully]] at times, Ed only acts like this when his [[Berserk Button]] is pressed.

* Haruhi is a [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant]], Ed is a [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]] (When he uses the right side of his brain, of course.)

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== The '''TRUE''' reason for why Eddy's Brother is a [[Complete Monster]] is.. ==

...that he at some point while he still lives in Peach Creek & possibly before his younger brother[[The Woobie|Eddy]] is even '''BORN''', he, during his high school days, discovered the ''Fort Peach Creek'' History book which contains the infomation about his & Eddy's ansectors founding the very hometown that he was born in, which make makes him proud & happy about his families most possible accheivement, [[Start of Darkness|''Until'']] he figure out that his ansectors lost full ownership to Lord Kanker, the Kanker's family ansectors. As a result, He became a cold-hearted, [[Evil Feels Good|sadistic]], [[So Bad It's Good|kid-torturing]], possibly [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|rape-loving]],[[Would Hit a Girl|Girl]] [[Would Killa Girl|harming]],[[Ax Crazy|possibly psychopathic]], [[Child Hater|Possibly Kid-hating]], [[The Sociopath|Sociopathic]], [[Nietzshce Wannabe|Nilhilistic]] [[Jerk Jock]] who not only spends his time on Peech Creek [[Torture Technician|physically]] abusing kids, girls & possibly everyone else that he gazed on either out on anger of how his family ansectors lost their ownership to his hometown, {{Revenge vengence}} towards those who, in his mind, acttually supported/benifriend the kanker relatives, make sure that no one can stand up on him AT ALL in any manner, &/or [[For the Evulz]], but he, in a possile sense, [[Evil Cannot Comprehanded Good|DESPISE ALL]] FORMS OF GOODNESS TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART & SOUL as he believes that goodness is responsible for having Lord Kanker challenge his ansectors in poker for the ownership for Peach Creek & sucessfully wins, which resulted him refusing to [[Ubermensch|define ABSOLUTELY ALL FORMS OF ''POSITIVE'' MORALITY & ''GOOD'' REASONINGS TO THE MOST LOWEST LEVEL]], Believing that [[The Social Darwinist|Being Cruel, Jerkass Behaviors, Extreme sadistic streaks, brutal abuse, & even dirtiest sexual capibilities]] are the "true" forms of respect, & even go as far as [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|building a huge criminal army of pschopathic maniacs to take over all of peach creek]] just to restore his family honor, all while [[Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad|embracing all that's '''Pure Evil''' & destroying all that's deemed '''Pure Good''']].

...that he at some point while he still lives in Peach Creek & possibly before his younger brother[[The Woobie|Eddy]] is even '''BORN''', he, during his high school days, discovered the ''Fort Peach Creek'' History book which contains the infomation about his & Eddy's ansectors founding the very hometown that he was born in, which make makes him proud & happy about his families most possible accheivement, [[Start of Darkness|''Until'']] he figure out that his ansectors lost full ownership to Lord Kanker, the Kanker's family ansectors. As a result, He became a cold-hearted, [[Evil Feels Good|sadistic]], [[So Bad It's Good|kid-torturing]], possibly [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|rape-loving]],[[Would Hit a Girl|Girl]] [[Would Killa Girl|harming]],[[Ax Crazy|possibly psychopathic]], [[Child-Hater|Possibly Kid-hating]], [[The Sociopath|Sociopathic]], [[Nietzshce Wannabe|Nilhilistic]] [[Jerk Jock]] who not only spends his time on Peech Creek [[Torture Technician|physically]] abusing kids, girls & possibly everyone else that he gazed on either out on anger of how his family ansectors lost their ownership to his hometown, {{Revenge vengence}} towards those who, in his mind, acttually supported/benifriend the kanker relatives, make sure that no one can stand up on him AT ALL in any manner, &/or [[For the Evulz]], but he, in a possile sense, [[Evil Cannot Comprehanded Good|DESPISE ALL]] FORMS OF GOODNESS TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART & SOUL as he believes that goodness is responsible for having Lord Kanker challenge his ansectors in poker for the ownership for Peach Creek & sucessfully wins, which resulted him refusing to [[Ubermensch|define ABSOLUTELY ALL FORMS OF ''POSITIVE'' MORALITY & ''GOOD'' REASONINGS TO THE MOST LOWEST LEVEL]], Believing that [[The Social Darwinist|Being Cruel, Jerkass Behaviors, Extreme sadistic streaks, brutal abuse, & even dirtiest sexual capibilities]] are the "true" forms of respect, & even go as far as [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|building a huge criminal army of pschopathic maniacs to take over all of peach creek]] just to restore his family honor, all while [[Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad|embracing all that's '''Pure Evil''' & destroying all that's deemed '''Pure Good''']].

** We're talking about Eddy's brother, not Sasuke. JK. Seriously though, that theory is [[Insane Troll Logic]].