El Dorado/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • After Mississippi shots at the retreating man (and hits the sign instead). And the others arrive and demand an explenation.

Cole: Did you get him?
Mississippi: Ah, who?
Cole: The fella that ran outta the church!
Mississippi: Well, yes and no.
Cole: Yes and no!? Did you or didn't you!?
Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.
Cole: Well, that's great!
Mississippi: He was limping when he left!
Cole: He was limping when he got here!
Mississippi: ...Oh.

  • The whole ordeal J.P. must indure whil in the bathtub, in his office. Not to mention everybody giving him a bar of soap.

(holds up one of the soap bars) I have a lot of friends Joey.

  • Even after all the introductions, J.P. still can't get Mississippi's name right! Though they do keep trying.

J. P.: Alan Bourdillion... Tra-who?
Cole: Tra-HAIN.
Mississippi: Tra-HERNE!
J. P. & Cole: Tra-HERNE.