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Tiny shuttlecraft,
Pirates attack and plunder,
heavy rockets hurt

Floating chunks of rock,
space bomb drops to soon - kaboom,
time for escape pod,

Confeds chasing Me,
their missiles like stinging flies,
flee to Hyperspace

Turrets spit blue flame,
I laugh as a patrol ship,
turns to dust

Testers want new stuff,
archive is already huge,
whats another meg?

Hector bites again,
my fingers raw and bleeding,
parrot droppings smell

three in the morning,
obstinate bug still wont die,
pass the coffee, please

EV's almost done,
hopefully chicks will dig it,
I need more sleep

--- Easter egg text in EV: Classic and Override

TV Tropes Wiki,
[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
|it will ruin your life]],

The main page,

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-{{quote|Tiny shuttlecraft,
+{{haiku|Tiny shuttlecraft,
 Pirates attack and plunder,
-heavy rockets hurt }}
+heavy rockets hurt
+}}
-{{quote|Floating chunks of rock,
+{{haiku|Floating chunks of rock,
 space bomb drops to soon - kaboom,
-time for escape pod,  }}
+time for escape pod,
+}}
-{{quote|Confeds chasing Me,
+{{haiku|Confeds chasing Me,
 their missiles like stinging flies,
-flee to [[Hyperspace]] }}
+flee to [[Hyperspace]]
+}}
-{{quote|Turrets spit blue flame,
+{{haiku|Turrets spit blue flame,
 I laugh as a patrol ship,
-turns to dust }}
+turns to dust
+}}
-{{quote|Testers want new stuff,
+{{haiku|Testers want new stuff,
 archive is already huge,
-whats another meg? }}
+whats another meg?
+}}
-{{quote|Hector bites again,
+{{haiku|Hector bites again,
 my fingers raw and bleeding,
-parrot droppings smell }}
+parrot droppings smell
+}}
-{{quote|three in the morning,
+{{haiku|three in the morning,
 obstinate bug still wont die,
-pass the coffee, please }}
+pass the coffee, please
+}}
-{{quote|EV's almost done,
+{{haiku|EV's almost done,
 hopefully chicks will dig it,
-I need more sleep }}
+I need more sleep
+}}
 --- Easter egg text in EV: Classic and Override
-{{quote|[[TV Tropes]] Wiki,
+{{haiku|[[TV Tropes]] Wiki,
-[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|it will ruin your life]],<br />
+[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
+|it will ruin your life]],<br />
 [[Escape Velocity|The main page]], }}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Escape Velocity]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]