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* Axel of ''[[Ansem Retort]]'' is a homicidal evil Buddhist god that can kill you with freaking sweet mind bullets (and in the ''very first comic'' torched an orphanage). Yet he yells "WHAT?" at the idea that he'd abuse his wife, Aerith. He's also shown to be disturbed by Larxene carrying around a human skull. |
* Axel of ''[[Ansem Retort]]'' is a homicidal evil Buddhist god that can kill you with freaking sweet mind bullets (and in the ''very first comic'' torched an orphanage). Yet he yells "WHAT?" at the idea that he'd abuse his wife, Aerith. He's also shown to be disturbed by Larxene carrying around a human skull. |
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** Zexion is a governor that invaded New Jersey, stole tax dollars just to prove he could, and would rather spend the state budget on blowjobs and Doritoes...but he really hates racist pancakes. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. |
** Zexion is a governor that invaded New Jersey, stole tax dollars just to prove he could, and would rather spend the state budget on blowjobs and Doritoes...but he really hates racist pancakes. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. |
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* During her temporary [[Face Heel Turn]], White Mage of ''[[ |
* During her temporary [[Face Heel Turn]], White Mage of ''[[8-Bit Theater]]'' said she would not date Black Mage, even though she was evil. |
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{{quote|'''White Mage''': I may be coming to terms with the idea that I'm locked into a lifetime of spreading pain and death across the world, but I still have ''some'' standards.}} |
{{quote|'''White Mage''': I may be coming to terms with the idea that I'm locked into a lifetime of spreading pain and death across the world, but I still have ''some'' standards.}} |
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** Garland also does this in the beginning, when Princess Sara suggests torturing the heroes of light by forcing them to listen to Cher. |
** Garland also does this in the beginning, when Princess Sara suggests torturing the heroes of light by forcing them to listen to Cher. |
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** Thief states that Black Mage has hit a new low when he hears his plan to get into White Mage's robes after she {{spoiler|temporarily turns "evil"}} involving what he ''thinks'' is alcohol but may be paint thinner. When the other Light Warriors point out that it'll likely kill White Mage, Black Mage simply responds that the corpse will still be warm for a little while. |
** Thief states that Black Mage has hit a new low when he hears his plan to get into White Mage's robes after she {{spoiler|temporarily turns "evil"}} involving what he ''thinks'' is alcohol but may be paint thinner. When the other Light Warriors point out that it'll likely kill White Mage, Black Mage simply responds that the corpse will still be warm for a little while. |
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{{quote|'''Thief''': That... may be the worst thing you've ever said.}} |
{{quote|'''Thief''': That... may be the worst thing you've ever said.}} |
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* During the [[Christmas Carol]] arc of ''[[Brawl in the Family]]'', as Mario saves Peach, he asks if she's fine and she says that Bowser never laid a hand on her. Bowser chimes in, "Well, I'm not a monster." |
* During the [[Christmas Carol]] arc of ''[[Brawl in the Family]]'', as Mario saves Peach, he asks if she's fine and she says that Bowser never laid a hand on her. Bowser chimes in, "Well, I'm not a monster." |
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* [[The Cyantian Chronicles]] features [http://cyantian.net/blog/2011/10/17/10172011/#comments Filaire], a gold fox who works for a wolf who is apparently a cannibal. |
* [[The Cyantian Chronicles]] features [http://cyantian.net/blog/2011/10/17/10172011/#comments Filaire], a gold fox who works for a wolf who is apparently a cannibal. |
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** He's proposed roasting a sentient rabbit if she doesn't meet with his expectations. Definitely '''NOT''' a case of [[Inverted Trope|inverted]] [[Carnivore Confusion]]. |
** He's proposed roasting a sentient rabbit if she doesn't meet with his expectations. Definitely '''NOT''' a case of [[Inverted Trope|inverted]] [[Carnivore Confusion]]. |
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** But it's a subversion, as Filaire decides she will "eat rabbit" if it means vengeance on the current fox king, as seen a few strips beyond the link above. |
** But it's a subversion, as Filaire decides she will "eat rabbit" if it means vengeance on the current fox king, as seen a few strips beyond the link above. |
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** Played straight in the fact that [http://cyantian.net/blog/2011/10/19/10192011/ Filaire will not sleep with Rama.] |
** Played straight in the fact that [http://cyantian.net/blog/2011/10/19/10192011/ Filaire will not sleep with Rama.] |
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* Minmax in [[Goblins]] may be a [[Fantastic Racism|Fantastic Racist]] who struggles to comprehend the idea that monsters exist for reasons other than to be slaughtered by adventurers, but when he learns that [[Complete Monster|Dellyn]] [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|rapes and beats his Yuan-Ti slave]], his attiude shifts from hero worship to revulsion almost immediately, and he [[Destination Defenestration|throws Dellyn through a window]]. |
* Minmax in [[Goblins]] may be a [[Fantastic Racism|Fantastic Racist]] who struggles to comprehend the idea that monsters exist for reasons other than to be slaughtered by adventurers, but when he learns that [[Complete Monster|Dellyn]] [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|rapes and beats his Yuan-Ti slave]], his attiude shifts from hero worship to revulsion almost immediately, and he [[Destination Defenestration|throws Dellyn through a window]]. |
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* In the ''[[The Beast Legion]]'' , The shadow Nexus second in command stampede is Ruthless when it comes to battle but carries a great sense of honor & loyalty unlike his master. |
* In the ''[[The Beast Legion]]'' , The shadow Nexus second in command stampede is Ruthless when it comes to battle but carries a great sense of honor & loyalty unlike his master. |
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* [[Head Trip|Shinga]] gleefully makes jokes about selling coat hangers to pregnant women, but feels [http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20071212.html that her soul is being ripped out by making her characters be in Reality TV.] |
* [[Head Trip|Shinga]] gleefully makes jokes about selling coat hangers to pregnant women, but feels [http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20071212.html that her soul is being ripped out by making her characters be in Reality TV.] |
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* [[Questionable Content]] does this to a lesser degree. Marigold is willing to guilt-trip her roommate into making out with her. But she is a [[World of Warcraft|Horde]] woman to the end, [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680 even in real-life.] |
* [[Questionable Content]] does this to a lesser degree. Marigold is willing to guilt-trip her roommate into making out with her. But she is a [[World of Warcraft|Horde]] woman to the end, [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680 even in real-life.] |