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{{quote|''"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."''|'''[[George Washington]]''', ''Moral Maxims''}}
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This occurs when a character or group of characters in a narrative are repeatedly able to use their money as "persuasion" for anyone in their way, with little to no resistance from those being bribed. Whether it's getting past the guards at the [[Supervillain Lair]] or retrieving vital information from the local townsfolk, these characters always find that money is the universal negotiator. This act of shameless coercion is obviously based on the [[Stock Phrase]] and heroes and villains alike, it seems, are never shy about finding out what "every man's" price is.
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Compare [[Buy Them Off]], where a character attempts to use a form of bribery to atone for evil actions, and [[Villain with Good Publicity]], for characters who take bribery, coercion, and fraud to a whole different level. Contrast [[Bribe Backfire]], which is what happens when the briber underestimates the [[Comically Small Bribe|price]] and/or [[Screw the Money, I Have Rules|integrity]] of his/her target.
 
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ''[[Excel Saga (manga)|Excel Saga]]'': Kapabu's control of Fukuoka City is founded entirely on bribery and blackmail.
 
== [[CardComic GamesBooks]] ==
 
* In Marvel (mostly [[X-Men]]) the Juggernaut is a villain who truly lives up to his name. With the strength of the Hulk and the durability of a tank, almost ''nothing'' can halt his progress once he sets sight on his goal and starts walking towards it. However, one surefire and proven way to stop him (assuming he's currently working as a mercenary or assassin, and not out for revenge or some other personal reason) is to offer him more money than his employer is paying him.
== [[Card Games]] ==
* ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'': The pictured example sums up at least one application of this trope in the game.
** In addition to the monger cards, and the new legend rule (wherein playing a second copy is bribing the character to leave), this is the default behavior of black, which uses ''everything'' as a resource.
 
 
== [[Film]] ==
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** ''[[Licence to Kill]]'' specifically features a villain known for his "million dollar bribes". {{spoiler|His [[The Dragon|Dragon]] [[Kick the Dog|betrays Felix Leiter]] to help him escape at the begining of the film for 2 million. [[It's Personal|Bond]] [[Screw the Money, I Have Rules|is not]] [[Karmic Death|Amused]].}}
** ''[[Casino Royale]]'' has a very minor but well-placed villain whose price [[Averted Trope|happens to be more than MI6 can afford]]. So [[Magnificent Bastard|Mathis]] instead [[Take a Third Option|forges evidence that they had successfully bribed him]] and leaked the evidence to the villain's [[The Starscream|second-in-command]].
** ''[[GoldeneyeGoldenEye (film)|GoldenEye]]'' has an example where Bond sets up a bank heist with Valentin Zukovsky in order to pay him off for setting him up with Janus. Considering Bond nearly crippled him years before, it went well.
* ''Les Invasions Barbares'': The frequency and relative ease with which the protagonist bribes the people around him to make his father's last weeks the best he can is both funny and rather depressing.
* The corporate executive in ''[[Small Soldiers]]'' solves all problems by throwing money at them. At the end of the film, he passes out cheques to everybody involved to get them to keep quiet about what happened. One of them protests that you can't just buy people's silence like that, then reads the amount of the cheque and decides that actually you can.
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{{quote|'''Jack''': So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price.}}
* In ''[[Film/SWAT|SWAT]]'' a South American drug lord is arrested in Los Angeles and announces on national TV that he is offering a multi-million dollar reward to anyone who can free him from police custody. Chaos erupts as multiple gangs and other lowlifes try to break him out. The titular SWAT team is tasked with delivering the prisoner to a federal prison and he offers them the money to help him escape. {{spoiler|One of SWAT members finds the money to be too much of a temptation and betrays the team.}}
 
 
== Jokes ==
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* Locke Lamora and his opponent Sabetha in ''[[The Republic of Thieves]]'' together bribe a good portion of the more influential people in the city state of Karthain in the name of winning an election.
 
== [[Live -Action TV]] ==
* ''[[Mission: Impossible (TV series)|Mission Impossible]]'':
** “The Play”: When escaping from the [[People's Republic of Tyranny]] Vitol Enzor bribes the border guard checkpoint commander and tells Jim that [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|bribe money]] solves any problem in an Eastern Europe nation-state. See [https://web.archive.org/web/20130528233054/http://www.tv.com/shows/mission-impossible/the-play-69709/\ here], [http://www.tv.com/shows/mission-impossible/the-play-69709/recap/\ here], [http://www.tv.com/shows/mission-impossible/the-play-69709/trivia/\], or [http://www.youtube.com/user/MIuploader\ here].
** "The Pawn": Phelps offers an indirect bribe to the KGB officer who is guarding the nuclear scientist Phelps has been assigned to extract. He is threatened with deportation by the KGB officer who sees through his [[Obfuscating Stupidity]] and orders more surveillance. However, Phelps knew the KGB officer could not be bribed and used the conversation to manipulate the officer’s emotions.
*** Later Phelps uses fake evidence to convince the [[The Political Officer|commissar]] that the KGB officer is about to defect. This evidence includes [[United States]] currency. The commissar believes this evidence since the KGB officer resembled Patton in their behavior and personality. In addition, at the beginning of the episode Phelps says that if they are successful the KGB officer will be sent to a prison camp for failure. Therefore, it can be assumed that the officer was already under suspicion, the fake evidence simply proved the disloyalty.
* ''[[Cop Rock]]'': theThe mayor accepts a bribe in exchange for awarding a building contract [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4neVtfd2rQI Cop Rock - You Know You're The One]
* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Ferengi have this trope name as their 98th rule of acquisition.
* ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'': There is a very well done moment in the episode ''In The Pale Moonlight'' where Sisko has to go and bribe Quark and Quark reminds him that for all his bluster and condescension about humans being above all that, Sisko has just set his price high. Sisko looks really uncomfortable through the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AommwYj__m8 entire scene].
** As stated above, this trope is the 98th Rule of Acquisition, listed in a book that Quark lives (and almost died) by.
* ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'': London Tipton exhibits this and also appears in spin-off [[The Suite Life On Deck]].
* ''[[Burn Notice]]'' explains that is possible to bribe even the most upstanding officials. To do so, convince them you think the bribe is a standard fee and make yourself as thoroughly unlikeable as possible so that they don't feel bad for ripping you off and making themselves a few bucks richer.
* ''[[Cheers]]'' This was subverted by Diane in one episode, but she came very close to succumbing. When it was clear than an employer offering her a new job likely wanted sexual favors from her (he asked Sam, who was acting as a reference, whether he had seen her naked) she grabbed the phone and yelled at him:
{{quote|'''Diane:''' You listen to me! I wouldn't take your job if you offered... ''(Beat)'' How much? ''(Beat again)'' Plus medical?? ''(Beat again, then grunts and hangs up in disgust.)''}}
:* In another early episode, this is combined with [[An Offer You Can't Refuse]]. Norm's boss offers him the position of their company's "corporate killer". (The guy in charge of firing people, not exactly a much sought-after position.) He tells Norm that there is a large raise involved, and that he'd be fired if he didn't accept it. Norm's stern response:
{{quote|'''Norm:''' Sir, I cannot be threatened... And I cannot be bought... But... Put the two together and you've got a deal.}}
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''; for a while, this was the reason behind Spike's [[Enemy Mine]] with Buffy, because she and Giles would pay him for his help.
 
== [[Music]] ==
 
== Music ==
* Used by Roger Waters in "Three Wishes", following [[Record Producer]] Bob Ezrin's decision to return to producing the now Waters-less [[Pink Floyd]].
{{quote|''Each man has his price, Bob
''And yours was pretty low. }}
 
 
== Professional Wrestling ==
* ''[[WWE]]'': [[Ted DiBiase]]'s character bribed quite a few people during his time as a wrestling [[Heel]], to the point that it actually became his routine. It's also the first line in his entrance theme.
 
== [[Professional Wrestling]] ==
* ''[[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]]'': [[Ted DiBiase]]'s character bribed quite a few people during his time as a wrestling [[Heel]], to the point that it actually became his routine. It's also the first line in his entrance theme.
 
== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* ''[[Traveller]]'': In section "Zilan Wine", the [[Player Characters|PCs]] can bribe every single government official on the planet Zila, no exceptions.
* ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'': The[[media:Mtg picturedBribery example5514.jpg|This card]] sums up at least one application of this trope in the game.
 
** In addition to the monger cards, and the new legend rule (wherein playing a second copy is bribing the character to leave), this is the default behavior of black, which uses ''everything'' as a resource.
* In the ''[[Planescape]]'' campaign setting, it's possible to get almost anything you want in Sigil through bribery - information, special treatment from a service, entrance into a place you couldn't otherwise get into, even getting the town watch to look the other way (depending on how honest he is). Probably nowhere in the universe is the expression "money talks" more true than there.
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* ''[[Beyond Castle Wolfenstein]]'': The player can bribe any of the elite troops guarding Hitler's bunker with a few Marks if you don't have a legitimate pass.
* ''[[BioShock (series)|BioShock]]'': Any machine can be bought out with a cash payment-vending machines, health stations, even security drones.
** Does this really fit? Vending machines (both items and health) are ''designed'' to give you their items for money. The drone station does fit, especially in the supercapitalist setting.
*** It does fit, because you're ''hacking'' the machines ''with'' cash. As long as you have enough, nothing is un-hackable.
* ''[[Civilization]]'': The Diplomat unit in the original game could buy off enemy units. When the government type is Democracy, it is a quite efficient way to weaken the enemies' resistance.
* ''[[Command & Conquer|Command And Conquer: Red Alert 3]]'': The allied Spy unit can buy the loyalty of enemy units, who switch sides permanently.
* ''[[Disgaea]]'': Getting approval from the demon assembly is '''far''' easier with bribes (and helpfully tells you when a senator wants or doesn't want an item for a bribe). Of course, considering you're in the Netherworld, this has nothing to do with corruption: if a senator doesn't want to support you and you don't want to bribe them, you can ''beat the crap out of them'' too. It's just a normal way of doing business.
** Unfortunately, the system was completely broken. Even if you bribed a senator fully onto your side, it was still totally random if they would vote for you when the election happened - the percentage just went up a negligablenegligible amount for every rank in your favor you moved them. And beating them up shot their approval of you down. The Dark Assembly was a massive [[Scrappy Mechanic]].
* Humorously played by [[Player Character|Renegade!Shepard]] in a sidequest in ''[[Mass Effect 2]]''.
{{quote|'''Shepard:''' "I just went all the way up to the Presidium for this. Why should I give it to a random Krogan?"
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'''Shepard:''' "Oh, well, that's different." }}
* ''[[The Elder Scrolls Four]]'': The player can bypass the "conversation" mini game (to make someone like you with the speech skill) by paying them off (this seems to literally buy you their friendship). Not that they need it after you've created a 100 charm spell.
* ''[[Final Fantasy]]'': Several games, most notably ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'', make it possible for the party to bribe MONSTERS''monsters'' to make them leave you alone. ''FFX'' even lets you bribe a ''[[Bonus Boss]]''.
* ''[[Final Fight]]'': Mad Gear had the last mayor of Metro City in their back pocket this way. When Mike Haggar took office, he turned down their "little bonus to [his] paycheck", which is why [[I Have Got Your Wife|they kidnapped his daughter]].
* ''[[The Witcher]]'': Subverted. Geralt needs to get past an unfriendly guard and pulls out a bag of gold, stating that "money can open every door". When the guard contradicts him, Geralt proves his statement by using the bag to knock him unconscious.
* ''[[Boiling Point: Road to Hell]]'' allows the protagonist t bribe ''any'' enemy before they turn hostile. It always works, but it's quite expensive, specially for a large group of enemies.
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* In ''[[Superhero League of Hoboken]]'', all monsters have a "Greed" trait. If it's above 0, you can bribe them, but the higher their greed is, the more you'll need to spend. This still counts as defeating them for experience points. Creatures with 0 Greed, on the other hand, can never be bribed.
* ''[[X-COM]] Apocalypse'' allows you to "make reparations" to the various organizations that make up Mega-City. You can give them money to change their attitude from openly hostile to neutral, or from neutral to allied (which costs a lot more). Even the Cult of Sirius, who are all but allied with the ''aliens'' can be made neutral for a short time (they'll become hostile the second you attack the aliens).
* Many of the ''[[Total War]]'' games allow you to bribe armies and cities to switch sides. Generals and other factors increase the cost/chance of failure of pulling off the bribe, but it is almost always possible.
 
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[Justice League]]'': When [[Lex Luthor]] assembles an 'Injustice League' of various criminals, they succeed in capturing [[Batman]], who then proceeds to, among other things, bribe Ultra-Humanite with an [[Briefcase Full of Money|outrageous sum]]. It works. Humanite takes the bribe...[[Anti-Villain|and donates it to public broadcasting]]. [[Batman]], meanwhile, brings down the whole league from the inside. So even [[Big Bad|supervillains]] have their price...
* ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'': Lampshaded in a scene between Mr. Burns and the nuclear inspector:
{{quote|'''Inspector''': Burns, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to bribe me.
'''Burns:''' Is there some confusion about this? ''thrusting the money into the inspector's pockets'' Take it! Take it! Take it, you poor schmo! }}
*:* In another episode, an ancestor of Mr. Burns was looking for a fugitive slave and Hiram Simpson knew where said slave was hidden. At first, Hiram invoked the [[I Gave My Word]] trope but Col. Burns said that, as a slave owner, he knows how to evaluate a man's price and calculated Hiram's to be "a pleasant surprise". It worked. The surprise happened to be a pair of shoes. Hiram's ex-wife got one of the shoes at the divorce. Instead of laces, her shoe came with a note from Hiram telling her he'd keep them.
* From the pilot of ''[[Gargoyles]]'':
{{quote|'''[[Trope Namer|David Xanatos]]:''' Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell. }}
* Played for laughs in an episode of ''[[The Jetsons]]''. Judy has won a date with a rock star in a contest - which includes his concert - and George, being the [[Overprotective Dad]] he is, tags along to keep an eye on her. At the concert, he offers the drummer $50 to take a day off; the guy laughs and says that for $50, he'd take a ''week'' off.
 
* Occurs often in ''[[The Real Ghostbusters]]'', seeing as the protagonists usually have profit in mind:
 
** When a lawyer arrives at the firehouse with a proposition to "clean up" Heck House, Egon and Ray refuse. Before they can leave, the lawyer stops them in their tracks with just three words.
== Web Original ==
{{quote|'''Egon:''' We've faced demons, monsters, [[Call Back|Gozer]], multi-dimensional invasions, but there is ''nothing'' that will get me within a ''mile'' of Heck House.
* In the Pokemon short film Apokelypse, which is a parody of [[Darker and Edgier]], Team Rocket has basically overrun Kanto society with this trope. Giovanni even has a [[Briefcase Full of Money]]. Unfortunately, even in this messed up universe, [[Screw the Money, I Have Rules|Ash still has standards.]] Apokelypse can be found here on [[YouTube]]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg
'''Lawyer:''' [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|One...million...dollars]].}}
:* A more benign example occurs in "Sticky Business" when the heroes are trying to raise money for [[Orphanage of Love|an orphanage.]] The president of the company that makes Stay Puft marshmallows asks to borrow Mr. Stay Puft for an advertising campaign, and they don't think it's a good idea... They all change their minds when he says how much he'll pay them.
:* Then there's this exchange in "No-One Comes to Lupusville":
{{quote|'''Winston:''' Forget it. I've seen enough movies to know that you don't mess with vampires unless you know what you're doing. We don't.
'''Gregor:''' That is unfortunate. I could have made it eminently worth your while...''(pulls out a chest laden with gold)''
'''Winston:''' However, I am a fast learner.}}
:* In "Loathe Thy Neighbor" the heroes are hesitant to take the Micawbs' case, seeing as the Micawbs are stranger than most of the ghosts they tend to bust. Then Mr. Micawb says that cost is not an issue and they'll pay any price; the guys change their mind quickly.
* In ''[[Harley Quinn (TV series)|Harley Quinn]]'', Poison Ivy does ''not'' like Lex Luthor or the Legion of Doom, calling it an "industrial tax shelter" run by chauvinists. But when Lex offers to let her join as the ''leader'' in the [[Season Finale]] of season 3, she agrees, so long as she is paid an "obscene" amount of money for the position, is the actual leader (not a puppet), and does not have to babysit Bane. Lex fully intends to comply with those conditions, ''and'' grant her unlimited resources - the only condition is, she has to assassinate the Joker.
* In ep. 6 of ''[[Hazbin Hotel]]'', Cherri Bomb barges into the hotel to find Angel Dust, hoping to take him out for one of their old romps. Charlie sees this as an opportunity and asks if she can take the others with them. (She and Vaggie both have an important appointment to go to.) Cherri seems annoyed at this request, saying she only came for Angel Dust, but changes her mind quickly when Charlie shoves a huge wad of cash into her hands.
* In ''[[The Flintstones]]'' episode "Droop-Along Flintstone", Fred's incredibly wealthy cousin Tumbleweeds comes to town, and insists on treating them to dinner at the costliest restaurant in town. When the snobby waiter refuses to seat them - as Tumbleweeds is informally dressed - Tumbleweeds actually ''buys the restaurant'' to get a seat. Later, his wife tells Fred and Barney he tends to do that a lot.
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* In the Pokemon short film ''Apokelypse'', which is a parody of [[Darker and Edgier]], Team Rocket has basically overrun Kanto society with this trope. Giovanni even has a [[Briefcase Full of Money]]. Unfortunately, even in this messed up universe, [[Screw the Money, I Have Rules|Ash still has standards.]] Apokelypse can be found here on [[YouTube]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg here].
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
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* Many defectors have used bribe money to escape [[North Korea]] and/or convince North Korean officials to ignore black market deals. Bribery became very common after North Korea's economy started to fail when the [[Cold War]] ended. North Korea depended on foreign aid to keep it's economy intact. When Russia and China began to charge higher prices for petroleum and other supplies; the infrastructure suffered a breakdown that became worse after the famine. However, the [[Bribe Backfire]] can instantly apply if the bribe threatens the North Korean official with public exposure.
** This also has applied to [[China]]. Bribes are paid so black market operations will be ignored.
** In many communist nations, [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|bribery]] becomes more common when the economy begins to fail. [http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/Trek-Marxism.html\]
* This is common practice in many countries, especially poorer ones. There are many places around the world where the difference between success and failure is dependent on giving the right corrupt official a small cash payout. Where foreigners from richer countries are involved, such a bribes can easily amount to more then said official's paycheck.
** Often though, it is customary to have a small face-saving device by paying the bribe in something that looks less crass then money. An art object or rare wine bottle might do for example.
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