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{{quote|"R.I.P Player, killed by elementary physics"
{{quote|"R.I.P Player, killed by elementary physics"
|One of many ''[[Nethack]]'' death messages.}}
|One of many ''[[Nethack]]'' death messages.}}

{{quote|The axolotl bites!
@ "axolotl? What's that?"
Specify what? axolotl
A mundane salamander, ...
... harmless*.
@ "...? What's the asterisk mean?"
______
<small>*except for Dudley.</small>
| ''Dudley's dungeon'' }}


{{quote|'''Abner:''' She used to be run by a dwarf named Kurtz, but he was killed by some bad clams.
{{quote|'''Abner:''' She used to be run by a dwarf named Kurtz, but he was killed by some bad clams.
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'''Abner:''' Yes, they had axes.
'''Abner:''' Yes, they had axes.
|''[[Girl Genius]]''}}
|''[[Girl Genius]]''}}

{{quote|'''Othar Tryggvassen:''' Ha! It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flame throwers and battle-axes while mechanical, missile-launching morris dancers armed with liquid nitrogen harpoon guns are overhead, riding giant, rabid killer bees with side mounted death rays to kill '''Othar Tryggvassen'''!
{{quote|'''Othar Tryggvassen:''' Ha! It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flame throwers and battle-axes while mechanical, missile-launching morris dancers armed with liquid nitrogen harpoon guns are overhead, riding giant, rabid killer bees with side mounted death rays to kill '''Othar Tryggvassen'''!
'''Ferretina:''' Whoops! Silly me, I forgot to turn the ''lightning generators'' on!
'''Ferretina:''' Whoops! Silly me, I forgot to turn the ''lightning generators'' on!
'''Othar:''' Er, not a ''whole lot'' more, I'll admit...
'''Othar:''' Er, not a ''whole lot'' more, I'll admit...
|Turning the above [[Up to Eleven]], ''[[Girl Genius]]''}}
|Turning the above [[Up to Eleven]], ''[[Girl Genius]]''}}

{{quote|'''Zola "Heterodyne":''' Avoid any floorstone marked in ''white''. It is a trap that will kill you. Do not stand under any part of the ceiling marked in ''white''. It is a trap that will kill you. ''Duck'' under any opening taller than ''one meter''. It is a trap that will kill you. Do not touch ''any'' metal surface. It is a trap that will kill you.
{{quote|'''Zola "Heterodyne":''' Avoid any floorstone marked in ''white''. It is a trap that will kill you. Do not stand under any part of the ceiling marked in ''white''. It is a trap that will kill you. ''Duck'' under any opening taller than ''one meter''. It is a trap that will kill you. Do not touch ''any'' metal surface. It is a trap that will kill you.
'''Mook 1:''' Are you ''trying'' to frighten us?
'''Mook 1:''' Are you ''trying'' to frighten us?
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'''Mook 2:''' Hey, a gold piece! Aaaaaaaa.....
'''Mook 2:''' Hey, a gold piece! Aaaaaaaa.....
'''Zola:''' It likes to think it has a ''sense of humor''.
'''Zola:''' It likes to think it has a ''sense of humor''.
|''[[Girl Genius]]'' [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20070725 25 Jul 2007]-- inside the [[Malevolent Architecture|Castle Heterodyne]] }}
|''[[Girl Genius]]'' [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20070725 25 Jul 2007] (inside the [[Malevolent Architecture|Castle Heterodyne]]) }}


{{quote|Oh my god, here comes a shark and it's gonna kill you
{{quote|Oh my god, here comes a shark and it's gonna kill you
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{{quote|Even when the battlefield gives us every advantage, it is still part of the universe. And this universe, never forget, despises us.
{{quote|Even when the battlefield gives us every advantage, it is still part of the universe. And this universe, never forget, despises us.
|'''Daenyathos- "The Reliquerae Tactica"''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}
|'''Daenyathos- "The Reliquerae Tactica"''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}

{{quote|
Everything out there is trying to kill you, soldier. If you figure that out quickly enough, you might live long enough to pass it on to [[Red Shirt Army|the next batch of fresh casualities-to-be]].
{{quote|Everything out there is trying to kill you, soldier. If you figure that out quickly enough, you might live long enough to pass it on to [[Red Shirt Army|the next batch of fresh casualities-to-be]].
|'''Private Mercio Grant''', ''[[Warhammer 40000|Only War]] - Enemies of the Imperium'' }}
|'''Private Mercio Grant''', ''[[Only War]] - Enemies of the Imperium'' }}


{{quote|All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... but first they must catch you.
{{quote|All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... but first they must catch you.
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{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
{{quote|This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If [[Killer Game Master|the game master wants to kill you]], you're dead.
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm Celebrating 30 Years of Very Stupid Monsters.]}}
|Head Injury Theater, [http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm Celebrating 30 Years of Very Stupid Monsters.]}}

{{quote|Because if [[Dungeons and Dragons|D&D]] has taught me anything, it has taught me that my laundry is just waiting to stab me in the face whenever I let my guard down.
{{quote|Because if [[Dungeons and Dragons|D&D]] has taught me anything, it has taught me that my laundry is just waiting to stab me in the face whenever I let my guard down.
|'''[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm Celebrating 30+ Years of Stupid Monsters: Part Two]'''}}
|'''[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article95.htm Celebrating 30+ Years of Stupid Monsters: Part Two]'''}}
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{{quote|"So you're walking through Hill Valley and every single thing you can imagine is out to kill you. Bullies, hoola-hoop girl, killer bees, and guys [[Sheet of Glass|holding glass windows?]]...I never knew a hoola-hoop girl could be so deadly! Why does she want to kill Marty, anyway?...What are those guys doing with that window, anyway? And why are all these giant bees coming out! Give me a break! And what the fuck is Marty doing when he gets killed? It looks like he's having some kind of a seizure! I mean, I guess I'd have a seizure too if there were bees and hoola-hoop girls coming at me! I mean, just leave me alone! I'm trying to collect '''[[It Makes Sense in Context|clocks!"]]'''
{{quote|"So you're walking through Hill Valley and every single thing you can imagine is out to kill you. Bullies, hoola-hoop girl, killer bees, and guys [[Sheet of Glass|holding glass windows?]]...I never knew a hoola-hoop girl could be so deadly! Why does she want to kill Marty, anyway?...What are those guys doing with that window, anyway? And why are all these giant bees coming out! Give me a break! And what the fuck is Marty doing when he gets killed? It looks like he's having some kind of a seizure! I mean, I guess I'd have a seizure too if there were bees and hoola-hoop girls coming at me! I mean, just leave me alone! I'm trying to collect '''[[It Makes Sense in Context|clocks!"]]'''
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}y306cWw98a4 his review] of the ''[[Back to The Future]]'' game.}}
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''', in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}y306cWw98a4 his review] of the ''[[Back to The Future]]'' game.}}

{{quote|Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you.
{{quote|Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you.
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' for the [[SNES]]}}
|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' for the [[SNES]]}}
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