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{{quote|He gave me a lamp that had '''the Devil''' in it! I was expecting [[Genie in A Bottle|a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes]], not '''the Devil'''! What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with '''the Devil''' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, '''and it has the Devil in it!!'''"|'''Noah [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|'The Spoony One']] Antwiler''', on ''[[Final Fantasy VIII (Video Game)|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' and the Diabolos guardian force.}}
{{quote|He gave me a lamp that had '''the Devil''' in it! I was expecting [[Genie in a Bottle|a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes]], not '''the Devil'''! What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with '''the Devil''' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, '''and it has the Devil in it!!'''"|'''Noah [[The Spoony Experiment|'The Spoony One']] Antwiler''', on ''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'' and the Diabolos guardian force.}}


{{quote|"YOU SUMMON FORTH AN ANCIENT EVIL AND NOW YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?" (cue betrayal)|A sand monster very low on patience with his amateur boss, from [[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]] The Animated Series.}}
{{quote|"YOU SUMMON FORTH AN ANCIENT EVIL AND NOW YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?" (cue betrayal)|A sand monster very low on patience with his amateur boss, from [[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]] The Animated Series.}}


{{quote|The SS necromancers are exultant: their demons harrow the Earth in stolen bodies, scouring it clean of enemy forces, eating the souls of the ''untermenschen'' and spitting up their bones. Snow falls early as ''fimbulwinter'' sets in, for the ice giants of legend have returned to do the bidding of the thousand-year Reich, and the Führer's every dream shall be made real. A pale sun that warms nothing gazes down across a wilderness of ice and fire, ravaged by the triumph of the will.<br />
{{quote|The SS necromancers are exultant: their demons harrow the Earth in stolen bodies, scouring it clean of enemy forces, eating the souls of the ''untermenschen'' and spitting up their bones. Snow falls early as ''fimbulwinter'' sets in, for the ice giants of legend have returned to do the bidding of the thousand-year Reich, and the Führer's every dream shall be made real. A pale sun that warms nothing gazes down across a wilderness of ice and fire, ravaged by the triumph of the will.<br />
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{{quote|'''Grandpa''': Yugi! Are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?<br />
{{quote|'''Grandpa''': Yugi! Are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?<br />
'''Yugi''': No Gramps! |''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged]] [[The Movie|Movie]]''}}
'''Yugi''': No Gramps! |''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged]] [[The Movie|Movie]]''}}


{{quote|''I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you.''|'''[[HP Lovecraft]]''', "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward"}}
{{quote|''I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you.''|'''[[H.P. Lovecraft]]''', "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward"}}


{{quote|"Are you seriously telling me you called up the Devil and expected him to behave?!"|'''Fox Mulder''', ''[[The X Files (TV)|The X-Files]]''}}
{{quote|"Are you seriously telling me you called up the Devil and expected him to behave?!"|'''Fox Mulder''', ''[[The X-Files]]''}}


{{quote|"A few years back I got [[Sonic Adventure (Video Game)|Chaos]] to do my bidding but he betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic Adventure 2 (Video Game)|Biolizard]] who betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic Heroes (Video Game)|Metal Sonic]] who betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Video Game)|Ifrit]] who betrayed me, [[Overly Long Gag|and then I got Solaris who betrayed me,]] but I'm sure [[Sonic Unleashed (Video Game)|Dark Gaia]] [[Tempting Fate|will never betray-]]"<br />
{{quote|"A few years back I got [[Sonic Adventure|Chaos]] to do my bidding but he betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic Adventure 2|Biolizard]] who betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic Heroes|Metal Sonic]] who betrayed me, then I got [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (video game)|Ifrit]] who betrayed me, [[Overly Long Gag|and then I got Solaris who betrayed me,]] but I'm sure [[Sonic Unleashed|Dark Gaia]] [[Tempting Fate|will never betray-]]"<br />
''(Gets uppercutted and sent flying by Dark Gaia)''<br />
''(Gets uppercutted and sent flying by Dark Gaia)''<br />
"I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS SENTENCE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Dr. Eggman]], demonstrating that he never learns, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bCVyESiL2M Sonic Unleashed in 4 Minutes]'''}}
"I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS SENTENCE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Dr. Eggman]], demonstrating that he never learns, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bCVyESiL2M Sonic Unleashed in 4 Minutes]'''}}


{{quote|"Which is the greater folly, summoning the demon or expecting gratitude from it?"|[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=278060 Demonic Rising], [[Magic the Gathering]]. }}
{{quote|"Which is the greater folly, summoning the demon or expecting gratitude from it?"|[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=278060 Demonic Rising], [[Magic: The Gathering]]. }}


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