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Sarge: Oh no! That last lightning bolt fused the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off! Simmons: Can you do it manually? Sarge: Impossible. I specifically designed it so that I wouldn't be able to defuse it. Grif: Why? Sarge: In case I fell into the wrong hands, and was brainwashed to help the Blues. Simmons: Nice thinking, sir. Grif: You had to get just one last asskiss in before we die, didn't you? —Red vs. Blue Episode 43

"The defense system is perfect, Mark," (points at unfinished, missing self-destruct cut off station), "it'll even bury our mistakes." —Dr. Jeremy Stone after nuclear bomb countdown has started in the (1970) movie Andromeda Strain

"It's what you'd call a failsafe. Except he only got as far as the "fail" part." —Uchiha Madara, on Uchiha Itachi's attempt to keep Sasuke away from the speaker.

"Note: Need to implement this." —Self-Destruct Terminal (New Vegas) upon clicking "Cancel Self-Destruct Sequence".

(chaos is wreaking havoc in Ponyville) Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, everypony! I've learned a new failsafe spell that will fix everything! (Her horn glows, and a wave of light surrounds Ponyville. When it fades... nothing happens.) Twilight Sparkle: My failsafe spell... failed! Now what do we do? Spike: Umm, give up? —My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, The Return of Harmony: Part 1