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{{haiku|
Hey, fans! To reward<br />all those watching right now, here<br />is some T and A.
Hey, fans! To reward
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Alliterator|alliterator]]}}
all those watching right now, here
is some T and A.
|alliterator}}


{{haiku|
What a strange plot twist<br />She's suddenly half-naked<br />Let's not ask questions
What a strange plot twist
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Superfroggy|superfroggy]]}}
She's suddenly half-naked
Let's not ask questions
|superfroggy}}


{{haiku|
I really like breasts.<br />If only I could see some.<br />Who's [[Ms. Fanservice|This character]]?
I really like breasts.
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Wanderlust Warrior|Wanderlust Warrior]]}}
If only I could see some.
Who's [[Ms. Fanservice|This character]]?
|Wanderlust Warrior}}


{{haiku|
This show is boring!<br />Wait...is that some breasts I see?<br />Let's keep watching this!
This show is boring!
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/I Cant Think Of A Witty Name|I Cant Think Of A Witty Name]] (who is a girl and straight, so no), edited by [[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
Wait...is that some breasts I see?
Let's keep watching this!
|I Cant Think Of A Witty Name (who is a girl and straight, so no), edited by So We Ate Them}}


{{haiku|
Oh, look! [[Shirtless Scene|Shirtless guys]].<br />I say for [[Estrogen Brigade|all the ladies]],<br />"Thank you, TV show."
Oh, look! [[Shirtless Scene|Shirtless guys]].
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/The Evil Oboist|The Evil Oboist]]}}
I say for [[Estrogen Brigade|all the ladies]],
"Thank you, TV show."
|The Evil Oboist}}


{{haiku|
Time now to show some<br />Gratuitous nudity<br />To attract watchers.
Time now to show some
{{quote|--[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
Gratuitous nudity
To attract watchers.
|So We Ate Them}}


{{haiku|
Show skin; get ratings.<br />It's stupid, but you know what?<br />[[All Men Are Perverts|I'm okay with that.]]
Show skin; get ratings.
{{quote|--buri-chan}}
It's stupid, but you know what?
[[All Men Are Perverts|I'm okay with that.]]
|buri-chan}}


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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
[[Category:Fan Service]]
[[Category:Fan Service]]
[[Category:Haiku]]
[[Category:Haiku]]

Latest revision as of 05:19, 1 September 2014


Hey, fans! To reward
all those watching right now, here
is some T and A.

—alliterator

What a strange plot twist
She's suddenly half-naked
Let's not ask questions

—superfroggy

I really like breasts.
If only I could see some.
Who's This character?

—Wanderlust Warrior

This show is boring!
Wait...is that some breasts I see?
Let's keep watching this!

—I Cant Think Of A Witty Name (who is a girl and straight, so no), edited by So We Ate Them

Oh, look! Shirtless guys.
I say for all the ladies,
"Thank you, TV show."

—The Evil Oboist

Time now to show some
Gratuitous nudity
To attract watchers.

—So We Ate Them

Show skin; get ratings.
It's stupid, but you know what?
I'm okay with that.

—buri-chan