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* [[Half Life Full Life Consequences (Fanfic)/Funny|Half Life Full Life Consequences]]

* [[The Harmon Verse/Funny|The Harmon Verse]]

* [[Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality (Fanfic)/Funny|Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality]]

* [[Harry Potter and The Nightmares of Futures Past (Fanfic)/Funny|Harry Potter and The Nightmares of Futures Past]]

*** While an amusing idea, a fair warning: It would have been funny... if it weren't for the massive canon rape, brutality, gore, massive rapes, idiot plot and beyond measure "psychopathic morality" to enjoy. Is like a combination of [[Sword of Truth|Naked Empire]], [[Paladin of Shadows (Literature)|Paladin of Shadows]] with [[Hostel]] but badly written. And its a "serious" work. This troper (reading from the above link)was to horrorified by this point to even chuckle.

*** But, that said, if you ignore that it is quite fun to read. Just don't actually think about what happens in it much or their implications.

* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2318355/1/Make_A_Wish Make a Wish] basically consists entirely of these: After finding out about the prophecy in book 5, Harry decides to have a bit of fun before his inevitable end at the hands of Voldemort and goes on a world trip. He travels from country to country in the disguise of "Mr. Black" and due to an egregious amount of dumb luck and strange coincidences, he dispatches Death Eaters and other bad guys left and right without really realizing what he is doing. The whole time, "Mr. Black" is watched by various magical law enforcement organizations, reporters, etc. who are convinced that Harry's bumbling around is actually a case of [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]. When Harry returns to England, "Mr. Black" is dreaded all over the world as the biggest badass dark-wizard-killer of known history, who is older and more powerful than Merlin himself, was responsible for the sinking of Atlantis, etc. pp.

** Which gets an even more hilarious shoutout in the {{Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood!}} fanfic where Harry is a Master thief and breaks into various houses. However, he hasn't been around in public and Dumbledore and various other Wizards are musing as to what he might be up to. Suddenly a Wizard yells that "Harry has changed his name to Black and is secretly kicking Voldemorts ass!". This does gets dismissed but had this troper in stitches.

{{quote| '''Ryuk:'''Yeah, but it's a hassle because some Shinigami from the other realms don't always take kindly to visits. The Shinigami in the last dimension [[Bleach|chased me around with swords. They even called me names. I don't know why they called me 'hollow',]] but I didn't like it. }}

* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2958594/1/Ocarina_of_Konoha This] fanfiction. It's a blend of ''[[Naruto]]'' and ''[[The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|Ocarina of Time]]'', and is one long Crowning Moment of Funny. It's hard to explain if you haven't read it, but it's one of the best crossovers/parodies that I've seen. Just... Read it, please? I'll be over here. Dying from a lack oxygen form laughing so hard...

* In [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/1/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 Takamachi Nanoha of 2814], a rather screwy [[Mega Crossover]] fic, an argument breaks out during a meeting of the United Magical Girls Association of Japan.

{{quote| ''[[Negima|Haruna]] got the resulting rumble back out of control by simple Magnificent Bastardry. "[[Art Initiates Life|Imperium Graphices!]] [[Naughty Tentacles|Summon Overfiend, Great Paru-sama Edition!]]"''<br />

* The [[Daria]]/BuffyTheVampireSlayer story Sum of Their Parts has Glory and her entourage take {{spoiler|Cameron Kim disguised as Dawn}} to Lawndale High so they can open the portal to Glory's hell dimension. They encounter Kevin, who works there as a janitor, but when Glory tries to brainsuck him... nothing.

* [http://miggy.livejournal.com/?skip=60&tag=gameverse The Gameverse] is a Glee series where the characters become contestants on reality shows, while the first one, [[Survivor]] isn't focused on humour for most of the game the finale, the final tribal council, the reunion show, and the announcement of teams for [[The Amazing Race]], is one CMOF after another.

* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7348318/1/bHarrys_b_bEleven_b_and_the_bDark_b_Knights This] crossover between Harry Potter and the Justice League (among others) has quite a few, but the best is when Dumbledore gives a shout-out to The Question.

{{quote| '''Hermione''': Why do you have wards against Aglets?<br />

{{quote| '''Snape''': (On Harry's adoption by {{spoiler|Danny & Tess Ocean}}, with Mad-eye as adoptive grandparent) You should have taken him back to his muggle relative once you'd found him. Not raised him with some yankee ponce and a crackpot conspiracy theorist.<br />

'''Dumbledore''': (confused) I got the impression that Tess was of rather sound mind. }}

{{quote| '''Electo-Ghost''': (grabs Danny) Take me! Take me away now! Please don't let them take me! Where's that Thermos thing?!<br />

'''Danny''': H-hey, stop! What do you think you're doing?<br />

Frodo smacked his forehead. Legolas inclined his head, waiting for Frodo to continue and wondering why mortals always hit their heads around him. }}

* Limyaael's ([[Limyaaels Fantasy Rants|yes, that one]]) serial-[[Reality Ensues]] fic "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1518794/1/The_Game_of_the_Gods The Game of the Gods]" is made of funny from start to finish, but the best moments come courtesy of Varda's probably-unwise-in-hindsight decision to let [[The Silmarillion|Fëanor]] play a round. He promptly ran off at the end of the chapter and began to cause as much chaos as elvenly possible. Morgoth winds up hiding under the table several times.

** After one of Morgoth's Sues gets killed by the Balrog without any effort on the part of his opponent, he gets this letter:<ref>The gaps are burn holes. Balrogs aren't very good at writing on paper.</ref>

{{quote| Dear goth,<br />

* In chapter 32 of ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4797162/1/The_Faceless The Faceless]'' a ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'' [[After the End]] [[Alternate Universe Fic|AU]], has the following exchange when the cast stops at a bar:

''"He's going to shoot us, isn't he?" [[Original Character|Nathanial]] watched as the bartender froze and carefully removed his hand from the vicinity of his rifle, noticing for the first time, perhaps, just how many weapons the [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|rag-tag team]] had.'' <br />

''"Someone's always trying to shoot us." [[Original Character|Marcus]] was very apt in pointing things like this out, creating a philosophy that predicted all manner of reactions to their ensemble.'' <br />

* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos]'' had quite a few, a lot of them involving Matt.

** Chapter 1: Mello tries to prank Near by slipping hair dye in his shampoo. It backfired when ''Matt'' wound up using said shampoo, and came out of the shower with ''bright red hair!''

** Chapter 2:

{{quote| '''Matt''': So, I'm just curious...why the mafia?<br />

''Raito raises one fine, fine brow at L when L says this, and replies, "On the other hand, perhaps the coroner wasn't thorough enough in his external examination--needle-punctures can be wildly difficult to locate and I have not yet abandoned the idea that some of these deaths could have been caused by the application of excessive insulin. Local law enforcement has, after all, been writing them off too easily on Kira."''<br />

''After Raito has left the room, L says, "That was completely uncalled for."'' }}

== Unsorted ==

{{quote| Leif walked into the alley [[No Punctuation Period|SO ARNOLD HE YELLLED]] [[No Indoor Voice|TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MORE POOR YOUNG GIRLS EH]] [[Large Ham|I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING THIS YOUNG GIRLS INNOCENCE BUT IT IS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO KILL YOU.]]}}

* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]'', a [[Gorillaz (Music)|Gorillaz]] [[UST]] [[Slash Fic]], has the immortal line "Oh yeah, denthead, you know whose bitch you ''really'' are." (For context, a frightened 2D just glomped Murdoc instead of Paula, who was also in the room.)

{{quote| "Third question! Where would you live with Link?" [...] "6?"<br />

"Uh...um...A BOTTLE!" Contestant six <ref>(Navi)</ref> blurted. Sheik stood there blinking. }}

{{quote| "So you mean Shepard's actually getting off on imagining us all having sex with each other?" Tali asked.<br />

"Apparently so." Miranda said, scowling. "Disgusting though the thought may be. I can just picture her sitting alone at night, coming up with all these perverted scenarios."<br />

GeniousBoy01101: Now there are 3<br />

GeniousBoy01101: BTW, we need a new toaster }}

** And a few chapters after that it's revealed that {{spoiler|Lars is pregnant, and ''Skuld'' is the '' '''father''' ''.}}

* "A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his... is [[Se Ã]]±or Draco."

* In the ''[[Gurren Lagann]]'' fanfic [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5764328/1/Tengen_Gattai_Gurren_Lagann Tengen Gattai Gurren Lagann], Kamina survived and all sorts of hell is raised. Of note is the chapter where Lordgenome decides the best way to defeat the Gurren-Dan is to imitate...And sends a revamped Gunzar equipped with inverted Kamina shades and a pilot with a grudge, who then botches every single on of Kamina's catchphrases. Kamina is so insulted that [[Jaw Drop|Gurren's jaw almost falls off in shock]].

** Also notable is when Leeron accidentally drugs Kamina, and he spends the rest of the chapter high as a kite.

* [http://sabinelagrande.livejournal.com/164775.html This] ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'' fic, which involves (among several other things) various members of the expedition bursting into song in order to {{spoiler|ensure plausible deniability about the fact Sheppard and Mckay are sleeping together}}, has several. Notably:

{{quote| "Rodney, get a hold of yourself," Sheppard said loudly, slapping him in the face.<br />

"Sorry! That played out much better in my head!" }}

** As well as Master Eraqus walking in on his students in a very comprimising situation, getting exactly the wrong idea, and telling them a story from his youth with all of them taking it exactly the wrong way.

* The ([[Fan Fic Recommendations|absurdly good]]) ''[[Half Life]] 2'' novelisation ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4389329/1/Welcome_to_City_17 Welcome to City 17]'' is about evenly divided between the horrors of [[Evil Overlord|Combine]] rule and [[Badass Bookworm|Gordon]] being awesome, but it contains some stellar moments of comedy, admittedly mostly due to [[Mood Whiplash]]. By far the best of these is when Gordon avoids a Combine ambush in Nova Prospekt by hiding in a closet, and due to spending about two days running on adrenaline and the various drugs the [[Power Armor|HEV Suit]] has been pumping into him spends the next ten minutes staring at his hands. It is far funnier than it sounds.

* ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' fans decided that [[Axe Crazy|Kharn]] [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|the Betrayer]] was misunderstood and actually pretty fun to be around. They they [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn wrote a series of short stories] in which an unnamed Chaos devotee details the many fun times that were had with Kharn, all of them hilarious dedications to one hell of guy. He's the new Commisar, after all.

* The space battle between Soopreme Leader Rachel Mc Kenzie and Father in the ''[[Codename Kids Next Door]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4657412/1/Operation_There_Is_No_Operation Operation: There Is No Operation]'' , which dissolves in an epic [[That Came Out Wrong]] after she teasingly asks him to come and spank her:

** Roxas being nicknamed "the cleaning fairy"

** "I don't know any Roxas other than the one, so I have to remember him from somewhere. [[Legacy Character|I know a lot of]] [[Final Fantasy|Cids]], [[Legacy Character|tho-]]"

* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6183080/7/Copycat Copycat], a Buffy/Marvel crossover, has a scene where Reed Richards acknowledges an area where [[Doctor Doom]] is his superior- aesthetics and fashion- as part of a [[Batman Gambit]] to avoid the classic unwinnable husband situation. Cue Doom giving fashion advice to Susan and Alicia.

{{quote| "Foolish peasant," Doom roared, "it is obvious that the dear Alicia is a fall not a winter!"}}

* The [[Grand Tour Series (Fanfic)|Grand Tour Series]], a Nanoha-centered megacrossover, has a one-shot where the [[Top Gear]] crew does a special episode on Mid-Childa after Earth makes formal public contact. A special including ''Magical Girl Stig-Chan''.

* The fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6186041/1/ Mobile Fighter Evangelion]'' has lots of funny moments, like Pen-Pen and one of Ritsuko's cats piloting Gundams, Ritsuko as a [[Mad Scientist]] and Gendo "taking revenge" on SEELE at the third chapter.

* The [[Total Drama World Tour]] rewrite ''[[Candy for Your Thoughts (Fanfic)|Candy for Your Thoughts]]'' we have a rewrite of the Niagara Falls' challenge where Owen is {{spoiler|Noah's bride.}}

** Other great moments:

* [http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=5304286&postcount=345 "I AM ZERUEL, ANGEL OF MIGHT, AND IF YOU ABUSE SUBSTANCES, YOU KILL BABIES AND PUPPIES. PREPARE TO DIE."]

* From ''[http://norsekink.livejournal.com/1123.html?thread=1262947#t1262947 Calculator]'', sequel t ''[http://norsekink.livejournal.com/1123.html?thread=882019#t882019 Bunny Slippers]'', courtesy of Loki:

{{quote| "You don't want my soul, it probably tastes like vodka! Mmm… vodka."}}

* The [[Naruto]] fanfiction ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5735361/1/ Vengeance: The Musical! Starring Sasuke Uchiha.]'' Pretty much all of it, but special mention has to go to:

** Itachi threatening to beat Kisame with an umbrella for 72 hours.

** [[It Makes Sense in Context|Orochimaru and Haku discussing their respective shampoo brands.]]

{{quote| '''Pinkie''': Oh no. That's bad. How do we express disappointment? I know, a party! No! Bad Pinkie Pie! Parties are only for good things. This is a Bad Thing. How do ponies express bad things? I know! Cursing!<br />

'''Rarity''': Darling, wha-?<br />

[[The Ditz|"Wrong number!"]]<br />

[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|(Back in the plot…)]] }}

{{quote| Germany swallowed, feeling his face getting red."Err, I don't mind…sharing…" he mumbled.<br />

(Outside: "You communist!" America shouted.) }}