Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Funny

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  • From Rise of the Silver Surfer

Ben: (gets smashed into the wall by a large concrete slab) OK. That one hurt.
Susan: Where's Reed?
Reed: (muffled) Back here!
Ben: (steps out from the wall to reveal a flattened Reed) My bad.

  • After Doom shows the Four a video of the Silver Surfer

Ben: I liked the part where he knocks you on your ass.

  • Early in the film the Four are forced to fly coach and Ben is wedged into a tiny seat. He looks out the window and sees Johnny flying beside the plane.

Ben: I hope it rains...

  • Before the wedding:

Alicia: Hey, Johnny. (turns head slightly in his direction)
Johnny: (taken aback) Wow. Does that always amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me? I didn't say anything!
Alicia: Well, to be honest, you kind of smell like ash.