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See Also [[Big Fat Future]]. [[Fat Idiot]] portrays a similarly negative image of the overweight, though not necessarily an unsympathetic one (there are plenty of dim but good hearted fat characters). Contrast [[Big Fun]], who is fat, jolly and great fun to be around. Contrast [[Big Beautiful Man]] who is attractive ''because'' he's chubby. Also see [[Large and In Charge]] which can have some overlap with this trope (along with [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]] and other bad leader tropes), though you don't necessarially have to be fat to qualify. There is also some overlap with [[Adipose Rex]], though it is possible for a royal to be fat and [[Big Fun|not a bastard]]. Often stems from [[Evil Is Bigger]].
See Also [[Big Fat Future]]. [[Fat Idiot]] portrays a similarly negative image of the overweight, though not necessarily an unsympathetic one (there are plenty of dim but good hearted fat characters). Contrast [[Big Fun]], who is fat, jolly and great fun to be around. Contrast [[Big Beautiful Man]] who is attractive ''because'' he's chubby. Also see [[Large and In Charge]] which can have some overlap with this trope (along with [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]] and other bad leader tropes), though you don't necessarially have to be fat to qualify. There is also some overlap with [[Adipose Rex]], though it is possible for a royal to be fat and [[Big Fun|not a bastard]]. Often stems from [[Evil Is Bigger]].


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== Anime and Manga ==
== Anime and Manga ==
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* [[Dragonball Z]]: Fat Buu ''seems'' to be this... but while [[Psychopathic Manchild|fat and childish]], [[Obliviously Evil|he is not intentionally cruel]] and, in the end, winds up [[Heel Face Turn|as one of the good guys.]]
* [[Dragonball Z]]: Fat Buu ''seems'' to be this... but while [[Psychopathic Manchild|fat and childish]], [[Obliviously Evil|he is not intentionally cruel]] and, in the end, winds up [[Heel Face Turn|as one of the good guys.]]
** Definitely an inversion, as he gets ''eviler'' as he gets thinner, from Fat Buu, to the trim-but-buff Super Buu who is evil but at least has a sense of purpose and a tiny germ of honor, to half-pint Kid Buu who's just a [[Complete Monster]] [[Omnicidal Maniac]].
** Definitely an inversion, as he gets ''eviler'' as he gets thinner, from Fat Buu, to the trim-but-buff Super Buu who is evil but at least has a sense of purpose and a tiny germ of honor, to half-pint Kid Buu who's just a [[Complete Monster]] [[Omnicidal Maniac]].
* [[General Ripper|General Regius Gaiz]] of ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]] StrikerS'', though his portrayed evil traits of power-hungriness and petty jealousy turned out to have stemmed from [[Well Intentioned Extremist|well-intentioned reasons that sort of got overblown]] when he rose in power and got manipulated [[Omniscient Council of Vagueness|by the people who saw him as a useful puppet]]. One [http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z45/thekrazycow/StrikerS_nano/strikers_nano161.png 4koma strip], based around the scene at the end of Episode 23 when Zest confronts him with a picture of the two and asks what happened to the justice he hoped to pursue, has Zest also ask what happened to his muscles.
* [[General Ripper|General Regius Gaiz]] of ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]] StrikerS'', though his portrayed evil traits of power-hungriness and petty jealousy turned out to have stemmed from [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|well-intentioned reasons that sort of got overblown]] when he rose in power and got manipulated [[Omniscient Council of Vagueness|by the people who saw him as a useful puppet]]. One [http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z45/thekrazycow/StrikerS_nano/strikers_nano161.png 4koma strip], based around the scene at the end of Episode 23 when Zest confronts him with a picture of the two and asks what happened to the justice he hoped to pursue, has Zest also ask what happened to his muscles.
* Haruka Nishiharu from ''[[Girls Saurus]]'', until she's forced go through a miracle diet. She still remains a pretty violent [[Tsundere]] afterwards.
* Haruka Nishiharu from ''[[Girls Saurus]]'', until she's forced go through a miracle diet. She still remains a pretty violent [[Tsundere]] afterwards.
* The Major from [[Hellsing]].
* The Major from [[Hellsing]].
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* This Trope is massively subverted by Big Bertha, a supermodel who has several 'brick' superpowers, including invulnerability and superstrength, and the ability to change shape but only into an obese (if she were not superstrong, she would likely be immobile.) version of herself. Since no one recognises the obese form as the same as her normal form, she only fights crime as an obese person.
* This Trope is massively subverted by Big Bertha, a supermodel who has several 'brick' superpowers, including invulnerability and superstrength, and the ability to change shape but only into an obese (if she were not superstrong, she would likely be immobile.) version of herself. Since no one recognises the obese form as the same as her normal form, she only fights crime as an obese person.
** [[Deadpool]] asks her out once, admitting to being a [[Fat Admirer]].
** [[Deadpool]] asks her out once, admitting to being a [[Fat Admirer]].
* Allfather D'Aronique from ''[[Preacher]]'' is fat to the point that his personal aircraft inevitably sustains damage landing. On the top of that, he's also bulimic. As such, D'Aronique has no qualms about [[Jabba Table Manners|messily gorging himself with food and then vomiting all over himself in front of his subordinates]].
* Allfather D'Aronique from ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' is fat to the point that his personal aircraft inevitably sustains damage landing. On the top of that, he's also bulimic. As such, D'Aronique has no qualms about [[Jabba Table Manners|messily gorging himself with food and then vomiting all over himself in front of his subordinates]].
* The cynical fatty tabby, ''[[Garfield]]''. Other than abusing Odie and making his owner's life hell, he does nothing but eat and sleep.
* The cynical fatty tabby, ''[[Garfield]]''. Other than abusing Odie and making his owner's life hell, he does nothing but eat and sleep.
* ''Brewster Rockit: Space Guy'' - Cliff Clewless. The idea is in his name. He's supposed to be the station's engineer, but knows nothing beyond making an idiot of himself (though not the same level as Brewster, whose stupidity is beyond measure), lazing around, and causing trouble to himself and his crew mates.
* ''Brewster Rockit: Space Guy'' - Cliff Clewless. The idea is in his name. He's supposed to be the station's engineer, but knows nothing beyond making an idiot of himself (though not the same level as Brewster, whose stupidity is beyond measure), lazing around, and causing trouble to himself and his crew mates.
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== Films -- Animated ==
== Films -- Animated ==
* Played with in ''[[WALL-E]]''. After centuries of living in a low-gravity environment, being waited on hand and foot by robots, and near-constant bombardment by [[Mega Corp|Buy 'n' Large's]] consumer culture run rampant, every human aboard the Axiom is fat, slothful (both physically and mentally), and almost helpless... until the title character shows up and shakes up the status quo. And being fat and almost completely out of shape doesn't stop the Captain from {{spoiler|stopping the rogue autopilot from taking over the ship and making sure the Axiom gets back to Earth.}} Nor does it stop the rest of them from {{spoiler|rebuilding civilization on Earth, which, as depicted during the end credits, results in them becoming fitter and stronger...but still quite fat!}}
* Played with in ''[[WALL-E]]''. After centuries of living in a low-gravity environment, being waited on hand and foot by robots, and near-constant bombardment by [[Mega Corp|Buy 'n' Large's]] consumer culture run rampant, every human aboard the Axiom is fat, slothful (both physically and mentally), and almost helpless... until the title character shows up and shakes up the status quo. And being fat and almost completely out of shape doesn't stop the Captain from {{spoiler|stopping the rogue autopilot from taking over the ship and making sure the Axiom gets back to Earth.}} Nor does it stop the rest of them from {{spoiler|rebuilding civilization on Earth, which, as depicted during the end credits, results in them becoming fitter and stronger...but still quite fat!}}
** Interestingly, aside from the obvious infantilism of the human race by this point from being overly coddled by their own technology, they're not really shown as degenerate, just ignorant. As well, take a close look at the dates on the Captain photos when they scroll by about 43 minutes into the film. Even though they're getting fatter and more helpless, the captains are living longer (presumably, all the humans are similarly long-lived). While they were [[Well Intentioned Extremist|Well Intentioned Extremists]] the robots really did their job taking care of humanity.
** Interestingly, aside from the obvious infantilism of the human race by this point from being overly coddled by their own technology, they're not really shown as degenerate, just ignorant. As well, take a close look at the dates on the Captain photos when they scroll by about 43 minutes into the film. Even though they're getting fatter and more helpless, the captains are living longer (presumably, all the humans are similarly long-lived). While they were [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Well Intentioned Extremists]] the robots really did their job taking care of humanity.
* ''Monsters Vs. Aliens'': In the early concept art, the alien villain Gallaxhar was originally designed to be an obese, four armed alien woman.
* ''Monsters Vs. Aliens'': In the early concept art, the alien villain Gallaxhar was originally designed to be an obese, four armed alien woman.
* Sykes in ''[[Shark Tale]]''.
* Sykes in ''[[Shark Tale]]''.
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** The prequels explained that the Baron was originally an exceptionally fit man, in fact fairly obsessive and vain about it. But then one day he was blackmailed into siring a child (Jessica) with a Bene Gesserit and decided to have a little fun with it at her expense. She in turn took the opportunity to tweak his body chemistry a bit.
** The prequels explained that the Baron was originally an exceptionally fit man, in fact fairly obsessive and vain about it. But then one day he was blackmailed into siring a child (Jessica) with a Bene Gesserit and decided to have a little fun with it at her expense. She in turn took the opportunity to tweak his body chemistry a bit.
* Augustus Gloop from ''[[Charlie and The Chocolate Factory]]''.
* Augustus Gloop from ''[[Charlie and The Chocolate Factory]]''.
** And how. Like all the kids in the book he's an [[Anvilicious]] [[Aesop]], in his case about gluttony. Alongside [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|avarice, sloth, and...]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|gum-chewing]]. Hmm.
** And how. Like all the kids in the book he's an [[Anvilicious]] [[Aesop]], in his case about gluttony. Alongside [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|avarice, sloth, and...]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|gum-chewing]]. Hmm.
* Early in the ''[[Star Wars Expanded Universe]]'', Warlord Zsinj was an enemy of the New Republic and one of the very few humans in Star Wars described as overweight at all. His portrayal in ''[[The Courtship of Princess Leia]]'' showed him as venal, highly evil, self-important, and very, very [[Fat Idiot|stupid]]. His successes seem to be all related to the size of his fleet and the programs his scientists set up. The ''[[X Wing Series]]'' [[Retcon|Ret Cons]] this, making Zsinj still fat and faintly ridiculous, still highly evil, but also very, very smart, and deliberately cultivating a [[Obfuscating Stupidity|slightly absurd image]] that he knows smart people can see past, but he likes playing to an audience.
* Early in the ''[[Star Wars Expanded Universe]]'', Warlord Zsinj was an enemy of the New Republic and one of the very few humans in Star Wars described as overweight at all. His portrayal in ''[[The Courtship of Princess Leia]]'' showed him as venal, highly evil, self-important, and very, very [[Fat Idiot|stupid]]. His successes seem to be all related to the size of his fleet and the programs his scientists set up. The ''[[X Wing Series]]'' [[Retcon|Ret Cons]] this, making Zsinj still fat and faintly ridiculous, still highly evil, but also very, very smart, and deliberately cultivating a [[Obfuscating Stupidity|slightly absurd image]] that he knows smart people can see past, but he likes playing to an audience.
** Hutts, which are specifically said to be lithe and muscular when young and become progressively more obese as they grow older and gather more power, are almost universally disgusting. Almost. There's some record that a Hutt was once a very fair and very popular Chancellor of the Republic.
** Hutts, which are specifically said to be lithe and muscular when young and become progressively more obese as they grow older and gather more power, are almost universally disgusting. Almost. There's some record that a Hutt was once a very fair and very popular Chancellor of the Republic.
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** Also the Marshal from "The Mutants," an obese human colonialist who refuses to relinquish his power over an apartheid-like regime.
** Also the Marshal from "The Mutants," an obese human colonialist who refuses to relinquish his power over an apartheid-like regime.
** Or maybe you're stealing food rations during WWII.
** Or maybe you're stealing food rations during WWII.
** However, basically subverted in the [[Eighth Doctor Adventures]] books. The Doctor's [[Worthy Opponent]] Sabbath (who serves as an [[Expy]] of the Master, but more reasonable) is rather on the chubby side of [[Stout Strength]], because he just doesn't care about his appearance (for the same reason, his hair is so short as to almost count as [[Bald of Evil]]). Once in a while, [[I Shall Taunt You|other characters make unflattering remarks about it]], but only rarely. And it provides for an excellent [[Paper Thin Disguise]] opportunity in one book, where with a suit which is ''only slightly'' [[Bigger On the Inside]], he almost effectively disguises himself ''and'' proves that the Doctor doesn't realize that humans can lose weight or something.<ref>''‘Your suit distracted me for a while,’ he added. ‘I couldn’t understand how you managed to squeeze your rather ample form inside it.’''</ref> He falls just short of being [[Affably Evil]], and has a number of [[Enemy Mine]] situations (and quite a lot of [[Foe Yay]]) with the Doctor. He just happens to be quite evil and quite large.<ref>And [[Big Eater]] Fitz, who is in actual fact described as looking like he's "made of pipe cleaners", seems to eat more than he does, so Sabbath is hardly a [[Villainous Glutton]].</ref>
** However, basically subverted in the [[Eighth Doctor Adventures]] books. The Doctor's [[Worthy Opponent]] Sabbath (who serves as an [[Expy]] of the Master, but more reasonable) is rather on the chubby side of [[Stout Strength]], because he just doesn't care about his appearance (for the same reason, his hair is so short as to almost count as [[Bald of Evil]]). Once in a while, [[I Shall Taunt You|other characters make unflattering remarks about it]], but only rarely. And it provides for an excellent [[Paper-Thin Disguise]] opportunity in one book, where with a suit which is ''only slightly'' [[Bigger On the Inside]], he almost effectively disguises himself ''and'' proves that the Doctor doesn't realize that humans can lose weight or something.<ref>''‘Your suit distracted me for a while,’ he added. ‘I couldn’t understand how you managed to squeeze your rather ample form inside it.’''</ref> He falls just short of being [[Affably Evil]], and has a number of [[Enemy Mine]] situations (and quite a lot of [[Foe Yay]]) with the Doctor. He just happens to be quite evil and quite large.<ref>And [[Big Eater]] Fitz, who is in actual fact described as looking like he's "made of pipe cleaners", seems to eat more than he does, so Sabbath is hardly a [[Villainous Glutton]].</ref>
** Also subverted by the Adipose. Sure, the species are comprised of fat-cells, but the villain helping them get born is extremely thin and the only way for them to breed is for people to ''lose weight''. If people were happy with how fat they were, there would have been no problem.
** Also subverted by the Adipose. Sure, the species are comprised of fat-cells, but the villain helping them get born is extremely thin and the only way for them to breed is for people to ''lose weight''. If people were happy with how fat they were, there would have been no problem.
*** And they're [http://images.wikia.com/tardis/images/f/f1/Hello!.jpg so cute!]
*** And they're [http://images.wikia.com/tardis/images/f/f1/Hello!.jpg so cute!]
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* The Seeq in ''[[Final Fantasy XII (Video Game)|Final Fantasy XII]]'' and ''[[Final Fantasy Tactics a 2 (Video Game)|Final Fantasy Tactics a 2]]''. A race of pigs so the fat factor is already settled in. They are described as being gluttonous, dimwitted, slow, and are mostly common thieves. in FFTA2, sometimes a newly recruited Seeq will ask what is for lunch after he joins your clan or they may also say that there won't be any problems as long as you feed him. There are a few kind hearted Seeq in the games, but most are portrayed as unlikable.
* The Seeq in ''[[Final Fantasy XII (Video Game)|Final Fantasy XII]]'' and ''[[Final Fantasy Tactics a 2 (Video Game)|Final Fantasy Tactics a 2]]''. A race of pigs so the fat factor is already settled in. They are described as being gluttonous, dimwitted, slow, and are mostly common thieves. in FFTA2, sometimes a newly recruited Seeq will ask what is for lunch after he joins your clan or they may also say that there won't be any problems as long as you feed him. There are a few kind hearted Seeq in the games, but most are portrayed as unlikable.
* Col. Perrault, who commands the player's home base in ''[[Ace Combat]] 5'', is a pretty unlikable guy even before the plot takes a sharp turn {{spoiler|when the player's squadron is accused of treason and he shows off just how badly he shoots}}.
* Col. Perrault, who commands the player's home base in ''[[Ace Combat]] 5'', is a pretty unlikable guy even before the plot takes a sharp turn {{spoiler|when the player's squadron is accused of treason and he shows off just how badly he shoots}}.
* ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[Hello Insert Name Here|nicknames]] have a maximum length of ten letters. Given that the earlier games came out concurrent with the [[Austin Powers]] movies, someone, somewhere ''had'' to have named their Snorlax FatBastard.
* ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[Hello, Insert Name Here|nicknames]] have a maximum length of ten letters. Given that the earlier games came out concurrent with the [[Austin Powers]] movies, someone, somewhere ''had'' to have named their Snorlax FatBastard.
** Although their size and [[Heavy Sleeper|sleeping habits]] are a [[Broken Bridge|game-important obstacle]] for both players and Ash of the ''[[Pokémon (Anime)|Pokémon]]'' anime, and their habit of [[Big Eater|eating islands worth of food]] when awake aside, Snorlax can be [[Gentle Giant|pretty nice otherwise]].
** Although their size and [[Heavy Sleeper|sleeping habits]] are a [[Broken Bridge|game-important obstacle]] for both players and Ash of the ''[[Pokémon (Anime)|Pokémon]]'' anime, and their habit of [[Big Eater|eating islands worth of food]] when awake aside, Snorlax can be [[Gentle Giant|pretty nice otherwise]].
* [[General Failure]] Damon von Grant from ''[[Valkyria Chronicles]]'' is a fat, arrogant aristocrat who only occupies his position because of his wealth, and is otherwise completely incompetent. He despises the militia and considers them [[We Have Reserves|disposable trash]], steals their merits when [[The Hero|Welkin]]'s strategies work, is completely unsympathetic towards {{spoiler|Isara's death}}, thinks of [[Love Interest|Alicia]] as a weapon {{spoiler|when her Valkyria powers awaken}}, and even uses illegal weapons to cover up for his failures on the battlefield. Need I go on? Luckily, {{spoiler|he gets a [[Karmic Death]] when [[The Dragon]] Selvaria self-destructs and takes him (and a large chunk of Gallia's army) with her.)}}
* [[General Failure]] Damon von Grant from ''[[Valkyria Chronicles]]'' is a fat, arrogant aristocrat who only occupies his position because of his wealth, and is otherwise completely incompetent. He despises the militia and considers them [[We Have Reserves|disposable trash]], steals their merits when [[The Hero|Welkin]]'s strategies work, is completely unsympathetic towards {{spoiler|Isara's death}}, thinks of [[Love Interest|Alicia]] as a weapon {{spoiler|when her Valkyria powers awaken}}, and even uses illegal weapons to cover up for his failures on the battlefield. Need I go on? Luckily, {{spoiler|he gets a [[Karmic Death]] when [[The Dragon]] Selvaria self-destructs and takes him (and a large chunk of Gallia's army) with her.)}}
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* ''[[Codename Kids Next Door (Animation)|Codename Kids Next Door]]'', a lot of the recurring adult villains the KND face are rotund in appearance.
* ''[[Codename Kids Next Door (Animation)|Codename Kids Next Door]]'', a lot of the recurring adult villains the KND face are rotund in appearance.
* ''[[The Oblongs (Animation)|The Oblongs]]'' gives us Helga, a rude, ugly, mobidly obese little girl with delusions of grandeur. At least, they connect it to being underpriveleged (she can only affored to eat thrown out wedding cakes, she lives next to an abandoned factory...) And she is still awesome!
* ''[[The Oblongs (Animation)|The Oblongs]]'' gives us Helga, a rude, ugly, mobidly obese little girl with delusions of grandeur. At least, they connect it to being underpriveleged (she can only affored to eat thrown out wedding cakes, she lives next to an abandoned factory...) And she is still awesome!
* One episode of ''[[Batman the Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]'' had Bruce Wayne, with amnesia, kidnapped and forced to work in a mining camp by a white-suited obese man who was always munching on a turkey leg. When one of the man's henchmen tried to remind him that the exhausted slaves have to eat, he replied, "''I'' have to eat. ''They'' have to ''work''."
* One episode of ''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]'' had Bruce Wayne, with amnesia, kidnapped and forced to work in a mining camp by a white-suited obese man who was always munching on a turkey leg. When one of the man's henchmen tried to remind him that the exhausted slaves have to eat, he replied, "''I'' have to eat. ''They'' have to ''work''."
* A ''Pith Possum'' segment of ''[[The Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show]]'' gives us Supper Squirrell, who was planning on using his [[Big Eater]] stature to drive Possum City into famine.
* A ''Pith Possum'' segment of ''[[The Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show]]'' gives us Supper Squirrell, who was planning on using his [[Big Eater]] stature to drive Possum City into famine.
* Patrick from ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' occasionally shows traits of this. For example, "Spongebob Naturepants".
* Patrick from ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' occasionally shows traits of this. For example, "Spongebob Naturepants".
** Keep in mind said example was more a result of Patrick becoming manic depressive without his best friend around and [[Well Intentioned Extremist|going to extreme lengths to bring him back]]. He does have rather valid moments of this trope however, especially in later episodes thanks to [[Flanderization]], "Rule Of Dumb" is a very extreme example.
** Keep in mind said example was more a result of Patrick becoming manic depressive without his best friend around and [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|going to extreme lengths to bring him back]]. He does have rather valid moments of this trope however, especially in later episodes thanks to [[Flanderization]], "Rule Of Dumb" is a very extreme example.
** Mr Krabs may also count at times, though less enthasis is put on his rotound build for the most part.
** Mr Krabs may also count at times, though less enthasis is put on his rotound build for the most part.
* The protagonist of the animated short ''La Faim''. While he is not a particularly nasty person, he disgusts the audience due to his complete and utter selfishness; he cares about absolutely nothing in life outside of his own pleasures. His gluttonous gorging gets more and more over-the-top as the short goes on (facing a full banquet table, he becomes an [[Eldritch Abomination]] made of mouths and arms so he can eat it all, and then literally becomes a steamshovel as he devours the table itself), and he morphs from a handsome young man into a morbidly obese slug. Finally the short ends when the man realizes the cost of his lifestyle: {{spoiler|millions of children across the world are starving. He is surrounded by starving waifs, who proceed to...well, you can probably guess from here}}.
* The protagonist of the animated short ''La Faim''. While he is not a particularly nasty person, he disgusts the audience due to his complete and utter selfishness; he cares about absolutely nothing in life outside of his own pleasures. His gluttonous gorging gets more and more over-the-top as the short goes on (facing a full banquet table, he becomes an [[Eldritch Abomination]] made of mouths and arms so he can eat it all, and then literally becomes a steamshovel as he devours the table itself), and he morphs from a handsome young man into a morbidly obese slug. Finally the short ends when the man realizes the cost of his lifestyle: {{spoiler|millions of children across the world are starving. He is surrounded by starving waifs, who proceed to...well, you can probably guess from here}}.
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* An obese inmate managed to hide a gun in his fat [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/08/george-vera-obese-texas-i_n_254644.html layers]
* An obese inmate managed to hide a gun in his fat [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/08/george-vera-obese-texas-i_n_254644.html layers]
* [[Those Wacky Nazis|Hermann Goering]], possibly the reincarnation of [[The Caligula|Ceasre Nero]]. Like Henry VIII, he was a thin and good-looking in his youth. But after [[World War I]], he ballooned up to enormous size, and also got a lot more evil as he enthusiastically joined the Nazis. When he was captured at the end of [[World War II]], the pilot assigned to fly him to Nuremberg ''requested a larger airplane, because he was unsure his two-seater could handle Goering's weight.''
* [[Those Wacky Nazis|Hermann Goering]], possibly the reincarnation of [[The Caligula|Ceasre Nero]]. Like Henry VIII, he was a thin and good-looking in his youth. But after [[World War I]], he ballooned up to enormous size, and also got a lot more evil as he enthusiastically joined the Nazis. When he was captured at the end of [[World War II]], the pilot assigned to fly him to Nuremberg ''requested a larger airplane, because he was unsure his two-seater could handle Goering's weight.''
* [[Camp Gay|Perez]] [[Small Name Big Ego|Hilton]]
* [[Camp Gay|Perez]] [[Small Name, Big Ego|Hilton]]
* Roman Emperor [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitellius Vitellius.] Whether he ''was'' truly as bad or his fame is tied to the saying of his political enemies, though, is in discussion.
* Roman Emperor [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitellius Vitellius.] Whether he ''was'' truly as bad or his fame is tied to the saying of his political enemies, though, is in discussion.
* Angry fat guy wants his Mcdonalds chicken sandwich and he WANTS IT NOW BITCH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[[Oza ZWH 97 v Ps]]
* Angry fat guy wants his Mcdonalds chicken sandwich and he WANTS IT NOW BITCH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[[Oza ZWH 97 v Ps]]