Fillmore!/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • A Wurm in our Midst:

Danny: "Hey Tony, is your refrigerator running? Like you? (Beat) Man that was weak!"

  • The principal's monologue about how Checkmatey's victory at the chess tournament would bring glory to the school as she's changing the settings on her massage chair, and "the void in our trophy case and the void in my heart will be filled! DEEP TISSUE!"
  • From Test of the Tested:

Folsom: "The last thing I want to see is twelve hundred kids having to take this test over again." *Door slams open*
Kid in a cow float ring: "We'll have to take it over?! The SATTY-9 Synthesis-Aptitude-Tryout-Test-Yearly was the hardest test I've ever taken! IT TOOK THREE HOURS! I saw spots! I developed this spontaneous French accent! I can't take it again! I can-" *Gets cut off by Fillmore splashing water in his face*

    • And, a few seconds later, as Elliot is being led away from the scene...

Ingrid: Um, Elliot? The reason to wear boxers is to avoid mooning strangers. Maybe you should get some new ones. Or maybe a big patch. *Elliot realizes his boxers are torn, covers himself, and runs off*
Vallejo: People, can we cover Elliot's butt please?