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'''[[Drinking Game]]''': [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen Forbiden Fruit The Tempation Of Edward Cullen]

Abandon hope, all ye who decide to read [[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen|this]]... fanfic. Still, if you want to, we've cooked up a drinking game that might make your ordeal a little more bearable. Feel free to add more if you wish.
Have fun. 

* Take a drink for every time something that should be capitalized isn't.
* Take a drink for every time there's no quotation marks when someone talks.
* Take three drinks for every time she uses a bad metaphor for a penis.
* Take two drinks every time Atlantiana gets misspelled.
* Take two drinks every time Ewdard shows up.
* Take a drink for every time someone talks in textspeak.
* Take a drink for every time Atlantiana's parents fail to do their duty as parents (or just fail.)
* Take a drink for every time she misspells something that just makes the scene [[Narm|f*cking hilarious]] (i.e., the party at La Push in a beech tree, the fight scene in chapter 2, the existence of a 'campire').
* Take two drinks for every bad sex scene. All of them.
* Take a drink for every badly-written bondage scene.
* Take a drink every time Edward speaks.


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