Freak Lab Accident/Quotes

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist

who never had time for his son

but then something went screwy, and before you knew he

was trying to kill everyone.

—Weird Al, Ode to a Superhero

Apparently, a biohazard suit isn't standard equipment even when dealing with substances the lab employees know can transform them into, say, a contagious nipple-cocked herm owl-manta ray hybrid. One must assume cutbacks.

—Nequ, Where to be TF'd: a Satire on Transformation Stories