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* Monica starts dating a man who writes a poem while with her. She is at first happy until the others tell her it is saying bad things about her. She confronts him to find out it isn't about her but about ''all'' American women. She comes back from this by breaking up with him... through a ''barbershop quartet''.
* Monica starts dating a man who writes a poem while with her. She is at first happy until the others tell her it is saying bad things about her. She confronts him to find out it isn't about her but about ''all'' American women. She comes back from this by breaking up with him... through a ''barbershop quartet''.
{{quote| ''Mr Pretentious!''<br />
{{quote|''Mr Pretentious!''
''You think you're quite the writer,''<br />
''You think you're quite the writer,''
''While your poems are unpublished,''<br />
''While your poems are unpublished,''
''And you work in a diner,''<br />
''And you work in a diner,''
''You're no God's-gift-to-women,''<br />
''You're no God's-gift-to-women,''
''It's all in your head!''<br />
''It's all in your head!''
''You are such a butt-munch,''<br />
''You are such a butt-munch,''
''(No, no-one likes a butt-munch)''<br />
''(No, no-one likes a butt-munch)''
''And you're also bad in bed!'' }}
''And you're also bad in bed!'' }}
* Also, watching Chandler defy odds and beat Mike at ping-pong, when he was going round for round with post-Flanderization Monica.
* Also, watching Chandler defy odds and beat Mike at ping-pong, when he was going round for round with post-Flanderization Monica.
* Ross' breaking up with Rachel in the season 4 opener. Every line a winner, with Rachel failing to make more than one comeback.
* Ross' breaking up with Rachel in the season 4 opener. Every line a winner, with Rachel failing to make more than one comeback.
** Apart from, of course, her final line in the scene.
** Apart from, of course, her final line in the scene.
{{quote| "And hey, just so you know, it's ''not'' that common, it ''doesn't'' happen to every guy, and it ''IS'' a big deal!"}}
{{quote|"And hey, just so you know, it's ''not'' that common, it ''doesn't'' happen to every guy, and it ''IS'' a big deal!"}}
** And related to that, [[Hugh Laurie]] putting Rachel in her place a year later.
** And related to that, [[Hugh Laurie]] putting Rachel in her place a year later.
{{quote| '''Rachel''': But he has to know how I feel!<br />
{{quote|'''Rachel''': But he has to know how I feel!
'''Other Passenger''': Why? He loves this Emily person! No good can come of this!<br />
'''Other Passenger''': Why? He loves this Emily person! No good can come of this!
'''Rachel''': I think you're wrong!<br />
'''Rachel''': I think you're wrong!
'''Other Passenger''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, no!]] (is about to put on his headphones, then turns back to her) And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you [[Take That|WERE on a break!]] }}
'''Other Passenger''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, no!]] (is about to put on his headphones, then turns back to her) And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you [[Take That|WERE on a break!]] }}
** Ross' lines in that scene are ''gold:''
** Ross' lines in that scene are ''gold:''
{{quote| '''Rachel:''' We're over!<br />
{{quote|'''Rachel:''' We're over!
'''Ross:''' [makes fake blubbering noises] FINE BY ME!<br />
'''Ross:''' [makes fake blubbering noises] FINE BY ME!
'''Ross:''' Oh, I won't have any problem getting to sleep, I STILL HAVE YOUR ''LET--TER!'' }}
'''Ross:''' Oh, I won't have any problem getting to sleep, I STILL HAVE YOUR ''LET--TER!'' }}
* When the gang started expressing digust/dismay at the idea of Monica dating Richard's son, she pointed out their own relationship, er, quirks:
* When the gang started expressing digust/dismay at the idea of Monica dating Richard's son, she pointed out their own relationship, er, quirks:
{{quote| '''Monica''': Fine! Judge all you want to, but... ''(Points to Ross)'' [[Suddenly Sexuality|Married]] [[No Bisexuals|a lesbian]]. ''(Points to Rachel)'' [[Runaway Bride|Left a man at the altar.]] ''(Points to Phoebe)'' [[Citizenship Marriage|Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.]] ''(Points to Joey)'' [[Idiot Hero|Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.]] ''[[It Makes Sense in Context|(Points to the box Chandler's in)]]'' [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|Lives in a box!]]}}
{{quote|'''Monica''': Fine! Judge all you want to, but... ''(Points to Ross)'' [[Suddenly Sexuality|Married]] [[No Bisexuals|a lesbian]]. ''(Points to Rachel)'' [[Runaway Bride|Left a man at the altar.]] ''(Points to Phoebe)'' [[Citizenship Marriage|Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.]] ''(Points to Joey)'' [[Idiot Hero|Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.]] ''[[It Makes Sense in Context|(Points to the box Chandler's in)]]'' [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|Lives in a box!]]}}
* Every time [[Tom Selleck]] guest showed up in an episode, he got a standing ovation. ''Every single time.'' Eventually, they would just reshoot the scenes without the [[Studio Audience]].
* Every time [[Tom Selleck]] guest showed up in an episode, he got a standing ovation. ''Every single time.'' Eventually, they would just reshoot the scenes without the [[Studio Audience]].
* The climax of "The One With The Prom Video". Frequently ranked as one of the single best moments in television history.
* The climax of "The One With The Prom Video". Frequently ranked as one of the single best moments in television history.
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* Rachel fantasizing about having sex with Chandler in "The one with the flashback".
* Rachel fantasizing about having sex with Chandler in "The one with the flashback".
* Joey telling his cheating dad and "The Mistress" off, outliving every oppressed teenager's wet, rebellious dream in the process:
* Joey telling his cheating dad and "The Mistress" off, outliving every oppressed teenager's wet, rebellious dream in the process:
{{quote| '''Mr. Tribbiani''': We'll go to a hotel.<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Tribbiani''': We'll go to a hotel.
'''Joey (blocking the door)''': No you won't. If you go to a hotel, you'll be...''doing'' stuff, I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.<br />
'''Joey (blocking the door)''': No you won't. If you go to a hotel, you'll be...''doing'' stuff, I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
'''Mr. Tribbiani''': ''You're gonna keep an eye on us?''<br />
'''Mr. Tribbiani''': ''You're gonna keep an eye on us?''
'''Joey''': That's right Mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under ''my'' roof, you'll live by ''my'' rules. And that means: No sleeping with your girlfriend. }}
'''Joey''': That's right Mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under ''my'' roof, you'll live by ''my'' rules. And that means: No sleeping with your girlfriend. }}
** And the subsequent:
** And the subsequent:
{{quote| '''Joey''': Now, go to my room!}}
{{quote|'''Joey''': Now, go to my room!}}
* Season 2. Monica was forcing Chandler to work out with her so he very subtly tears her down by reminding her that she's unemployed and without a relationship.
* Season 2. Monica was forcing Chandler to work out with her so he very subtly tears her down by reminding her that she's unemployed and without a relationship.
* Chandler & Joey winning the apartment in season 4.
* Chandler & Joey winning the apartment in season 4.
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* After finding out about Chandler and Monica in Season 5, Joey does what he can to cover for them, but it starts making him look foolish and creepy. In one episode, he winds up taking the fall for a pair of men's underwear at Rachel and Monica's, a camera set-up to record sex acts and finally a naked picture of Monica meant for Chandler. Instead of fulfilling their promise to make him look better or be more careful, they can only claim that he's a sex addict after almost carelessly getting caught numerous times. When the rest of the group confronts him over all this, it looks like he'll have to admit to it. Instead, Joey claims he slept with Monica in London and that she's obsessed with him as a result. He effectively plays [[Xanatos Speed Chess]] to pin all the recent craziness on Monica and restore his dignity.
* After finding out about Chandler and Monica in Season 5, Joey does what he can to cover for them, but it starts making him look foolish and creepy. In one episode, he winds up taking the fall for a pair of men's underwear at Rachel and Monica's, a camera set-up to record sex acts and finally a naked picture of Monica meant for Chandler. Instead of fulfilling their promise to make him look better or be more careful, they can only claim that he's a sex addict after almost carelessly getting caught numerous times. When the rest of the group confronts him over all this, it looks like he'll have to admit to it. Instead, Joey claims he slept with Monica in London and that she's obsessed with him as a result. He effectively plays [[Xanatos Speed Chess]] to pin all the recent craziness on Monica and restore his dignity.
* In Season four, Rachel is moaning about Ross and how he's marrying Emily to Pregnant!Phoebe. Phoebe than proceeds to tell her she had a similair problem, when she was homeless someone told her he would give her food if she slept with him. Rachels asks how they are similair. Phoebe's response?
* In Season four, Rachel is moaning about Ross and how he's marrying Emily to Pregnant!Phoebe. Phoebe than proceeds to tell her she had a similair problem, when she was homeless someone told her he would give her food if she slept with him. Rachels asks how they are similair. Phoebe's response?
{{quote| "Well, It's not, because mine's a real problem, not just boring highschool crap."}}
{{quote|"Well, It's not, because mine's a real problem, not just boring highschool crap."}}
* Joey forgot to bring a present to Emma's first birthday so he decides to do a dramatic reading of a children's book which seemed like a bad idea but turned out he was really good at it.
* Joey forgot to bring a present to Emma's first birthday so he decides to do a dramatic reading of a children's book which seemed like a bad idea but turned out he was really good at it.
{{quote| '''Ross''': Thank you so much for that.<br />
{{quote|'''Ross''': Thank you so much for that.
'''Chandler''' (almost about to cry) I was not ready for this. }}
'''Chandler''' (almost about to cry) I was not ready for this. }}
* Rachel beating up the girl that Joey dated who was too "punchy" with him.
* Rachel beating up the girl that Joey dated who was too "punchy" with him.