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* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]

{{quote| '''Frank''': "Due to rampant thefts, field destruction, zombie cattle, poisoned wells, attempted murder, and a relatively mundane aphid problem, your town can expect to suffer fifty percent population loss."}}

{{quote|'''Frank''': "Due to rampant thefts, field destruction, zombie cattle, poisoned wells, attempted murder, and a relatively mundane aphid problem, your town can expect to suffer fifty percent population loss."}}

* [[Badass Santa]] / [[An Asskicking Christmas]]: [http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2008-12-03 Check it out].

* [[Basement Dweller]]: According to Nelson, everyone but him (although Shawn hadn't joined by then).

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* [[Delicious Fruit Pies]]: [http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2010-08-24 Discussed when] talking about how ''[[X-Men: First Class|X Men First Class]]'' would subscribe to the 1960's style of comics.

* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: [http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2011-06-28 Nelson and Lewis' reaction] on having heard that [[Karen Gillan]] was spotted wandering [[Fetish Fuel|naked in her hotel in NYC]], and they weren't there to see it.

{{quote| '''Lewis:''' It's like... "Hey, they put the wrong address on one of your biggest fantasies and someone else got it instead. Sorry about that."}}

{{quote|'''Lewis:''' It's like... "Hey, they put the wrong address on one of your biggest fantasies and someone else got it instead. Sorry about that."}}

* [[Doomy Dooms of Doom]]: [http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-12-02 Meet the "verbal meme trigger"].

* [[Dream Sequence]]: Technically flu- and fever-induced hallucinations, but [http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2010-01-13 close enough].

* [[Embarrassing Tattoo]]: Lewis, apparently.

{{quote| '''Frank:'''Then I guess someone will be saving up to have a map to Milwaukee's "Safe House" bar lasered off his tattooed butt, huh?~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Frank:'''Then I guess someone will be saving up to have a map to Milwaukee's "Safe House" bar lasered off his tattooed butt, huh?

'''Lewis:''' We agreed that topic was '''off limits'''!~~<br />~~

'''Lewis:''' We agreed that topic was '''off limits'''!

'''Nelson:''' For aesthetic reasons alone... }}

* [[Everyone Is Single]]

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* [[Haunted Technology]]: The radio in "[[Stephen King]]: The RPG".

* [[Horrible Camping Trip]]: Frank's family make him go these and his game inevitably suffers for it.

{{quote| '''Frank:''' Okay, having gotten '''hopelessly''' lost, you're forced to spend the night in the forest. When your characters awaken, they discover that they'd been ravaged by '''dire mosquitoes''' to the tune of 3D6 worth of '''blood loss'''. As the vultures circle and the sun climbs, you begin to suffer '''heat exhaustion'''... Due to multiple '''insect bites''' and the fact that you had to sleep on the '''rocky ground''', all your feat and skill rolls will be at '''minus five''' for the next day and a half.~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Frank:''' Okay, having gotten '''hopelessly''' lost, you're forced to spend the night in the forest. When your characters awaken, they discover that they'd been ravaged by '''dire mosquitoes''' to the tune of 3D6 worth of '''blood loss'''. As the vultures circle and the sun climbs, you begin to suffer '''heat exhaustion'''... Due to multiple '''insect bites''' and the fact that you had to sleep on the '''rocky ground''', all your feat and skill rolls will be at '''minus five''' for the next day and a half.

'''Lewis:''' I vote that our D&D game gets a week off after your parents make you go camping.~~<br />~~

'''Lewis:''' I vote that our D&D game gets a week off after your parents make you go camping.

'''Nelson:''' Seconded. }}

* [[Instant Drama Just Add Tracheotomy]]: Parodied in one strip as a movie cliche that Aaron Williams hates.