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** Nevermind his lines, just the shocked look on his face when Storm Shadow cuts his pistol clean in two.
** Nevermind his lines, just the shocked look on his face when Storm Shadow cuts his pistol clean in two.
* This exchange:
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Breaker''': "Finding McCullen's base is gonna be harder than finding [[Malaproper|a needle in a coal mine]]."<br />
{{quote|'''Breaker''': "Finding McCullen's base is gonna be harder than finding [[Malaproper|a needle in a coal mine]]."<br />
'''Ripcord''': "You mean haystack".<br />
'''Ripcord''': "You mean haystack".<br />
'''Breaker''': "Oh, right. ''Haystack'' in a coal mine" }}
'''Breaker''': "Oh, right. ''Haystack'' in a coal mine" }}
* Bypassing the MARS base's security system:
* Bypassing the MARS base's security system:
{{quote| '''Breaker''': "What you'll have to do is rewire the laser panel's brain by—"<br />
{{quote|'''Breaker''': "What you'll have to do is rewire the laser panel's brain by—"
''Snake-Eyes stabs the panel.''<br />
''Snake-Eyes stabs the panel.''
''' Breaker''': "—or you could just stab it..." }}
''' Breaker''': "—or you could just stab it..." }}
* Ah, the joys of [[Tempting Fate]]:
* Ah, the joys of [[Tempting Fate]]:
{{quote| '''Baroness''': "He (Snake Eyes) gave up."<br />
{{quote|'''Baroness''': "He (Snake Eyes) gave up."
'''Storm Shadow''': "He [[Determinator|NEVER]] gives up."<br />
'''Storm Shadow''': "He [[Determinator|NEVER]] gives up."<br />
''Beat''<br />
''Beat''<br />
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Latest revision as of 03:07, 8 August 2014


  • Baroness, while herding a woman out of an elevator at gunpoint: "Nice shoes."
  • Baroness again: after her Hummer gets blindsided by a train, as she pushes the driver's corpse out of the wreckage: "Next time, I'll drive."
  • "Did it work?...Good. Because I think I'm about to be arrested. Again."
    • Pretty much every line Ripcord says falls under here.
    • He IS played by Marlon Wayans, after all.
    • Nevermind his lines, just the shocked look on his face when Storm Shadow cuts his pistol clean in two.
  • This exchange:

Breaker: "Finding McCullen's base is gonna be harder than finding a needle in a coal mine."

Ripcord: "You mean haystack".

Breaker: "Oh, right. Haystack in a coal mine"

  • Bypassing the MARS base's security system:

Breaker: "What you'll have to do is rewire the laser panel's brain by—"
Snake-Eyes stabs the panel.
Breaker: "—or you could just stab it..."

Baroness: "He (Snake Eyes) gave up."
Storm Shadow: "He NEVER gives up."

Beat

Cue their Hummer getting hit by a train