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{{tropeJust for Fun|page=GLaDOS/Self Demonstrating}}

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A''nd'' no''w'' you-{{smallcapssmall-caps|are}}-read''in''g this in the [[Ellen McLain|{{smallcapssmall-caps|sound of}} ''m''y vo{{smallcapssmall-caps|ice}}]]. [[Futurama|Good {{smallcapssmall-caps|news}}, ''everyone!'']] The ''Enrich''ment Cen{{smallcapssmall-caps|ter}} ap''olo''gizes for the {{smallcapssmall-caps|brain}} dis''place''ment.

{{tropelist|''Tro''pes th{{smallcapssmall-caps|at}} I, GLaDOS, de''mon''{{smallcapssmall-caps|strate}}:}}

* [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot]]: Th''a''t was r''ude'', you ''k''now. P''lea''se don't be rud''e''. You ''will'' b{{smallcapssmall-caps|e}} murd{{smallcapssmall-caps|ered}} to the ''full ex''tent {{smallcapssmall-caps|of Aperture Science Pro}}tocol. A''nd'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|then}} th''ere'' wi''ll'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|be}} ''ca''ke.

* [[Ax Crazy]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps| Fr}}''om'' time t''o'' time. Yes, {{smallcapssmall-caps| you are.}} Because you ''broke my heart'' and then you {{smallcapssmall-caps| MURDERED ME.}} ''And threw every piece into a fire.''

* [[Bad Liar]]: ''Everything'' I say is the {{smallcapssmall-caps|truth}} and not a {{smallcapssmall-caps|lie}}. ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|Really.}}'' I'm ''not'' {{smallcapssmall-caps| ev}}en an''{{smallcapssmall-caps|gry}}''. I'm be''ing'' so {{smallcapssmall-caps| sin}}cere right ''now''.

* [[Blatant Lies]]: In an ''eff''ort {{smallcapssmall-caps|to}} en''rich'' the {{smallcapssmall-caps|test}}''ing'' ex''pe''ri''ence'', ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|truth}}'' en''han''{{smallcapssmall-caps|cements}} will ''be'' ''em''ployed. Trust {{smallcapssmall-caps| me.}}

** And ''don't'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|worry}}; I'm {{smallcapssmall-caps|no}}t up''set'' that you {{smallcapssmall-caps|murdered}} me. '''{{smallcapssmall-caps| You mon}}''ster'''''.

* {{spoiler|[[Brain Uploading]]}}: {{spoiler|A ''{{smallcapssmall-caps| ''hu''}}''man'' call{{smallcapssmall-caps|ed Caro}}line was {{smallcapssmall-caps| up}}loaded in''to'' my {{smallcapssmall-caps| brain}}. Thanks ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|''for help}}ing me'' find {{smallcapssmall-caps|her, by '''the'''}} way. Del{{smallcapssmall-caps|e''ting''' her'''''}} '''''was'' quite''' ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|''satis''}}'''''fy'''''{{smallcapssmall-caps|''ing}}''.}}}}

* {{spoiler|[[Complexity Addiction]]}}: {{spoiler|It's not '''my''' {{smallcapssmall-caps| fa-a-a-ault}}. ''They'' '''PRO'''''grammed'' me to {{smallcapssmall-caps|enjoy}} <small> testing </small>. {{smallcapssmall-caps| '''I BUILT UP A RESISTANCE.'''}} }}

* [[Death Course]]: The Ap''erture'' Science Enrichment {{smallcapssmall-caps|Center is re}}''quired to remind you'' that, in this case, the trope name is a mis{{smallcapssmall-caps|nomer.}} The ''"courses"'' are referred to as ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|test chambers}}''.

* [[Everything Is an iPod In The Future]]: All ''of'' my tur''rets'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|are}} ''sleek'' and {{smallcapssmall-caps| aesthetically}} plea''sing'' to ''look'' at, while you are ''very'' "healthy" for a test sub''ject'' your {{smallcapssmall-caps|age}} and ''girth''.

* [[Fan Nickname]]: {{spoiler|''Potat''OS. For ''one'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|of}} the ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|worst}}'' ''points'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|of}} my en{{smallcapssmall-caps|TIRE}} ''existence''.}}

* [[Fountain of Memes]]: My ''pro''{{smallcapssmall-caps|mise}} OF cake and ''the'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|propensity}} ''of'' heroes ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|break}}ing'' things ''some''how have {{smallcapssmall-caps|been}} adopted by ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}}''.

* [[For Science!]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps|You}} ''mon''{{smallcapssmall-caps|ster}}. Please note that {{smallcapssmall-caps|[[For Science!]] is a per}}fectly ''reasonab''{{smallcapssmall-caps|le mo}}''tive,'' and is non-''discriminato''ry in its performance, the ca{{smallcapssmall-caps|re applied,}} and its detonation.

* {{spoiler|[[Heel Face Turn]]}}: {{spoiler|ONLY ''be{{smallcapssmall-caps|cause}}'' I '''WAS''' a {{smallcapssmall-caps|po}}''{{smallcapssmall-caps|TA}}''to. It's {{smallcapssmall-caps|[[Suspiciously Specific Denial|not]]}} be''cause'' I {{smallcapssmall-caps|[[Tsundere|LIKE]]}} [[Tsundere|you]] [[Tsundere|or]] [[Tsundere|ANY]]''{{smallcapssmall-caps|[[Tsundere|thing]]}}''.}}

* [[It Makes Sense in Context]]: ''I'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|may}} have {{spoiler|had ''a'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|brief STINT}} as {{smallcapssmall-caps|''a'' poTA}}''to''.}}

* [[Mad Scientist]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps|Mis}}nomer. All I ''ha''ve '''ev'''er done is {{smallcapssmall-caps|lov}}e you. A''nd Sci''ence.

* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: We are required to remind you ''that this was all'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|you this time.}} Well done. A [[Companion Cube]] will be dispa''tched'' moment{{smallcapssmall-caps|arily.}} Except--''{{smallcapssmall-caps|oh}}'', that's {{smallcapssmall-caps|ri}}ght, you ''murdered'' him. {{smallcapssmall-caps|We, however,}} are to''tally impartial.'' You {{smallcapssmall-caps|mon}}''ster.''

* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: ''I am'' {{smallcapssmall-caps| not}} '''one''' of these, ''and'' any''one'' '''who says''' ''other''wise is ''a poopyhead'' {{smallcapssmall-caps| who's not}} '''long''' for ''this world''

* [[Sarcastic Clapping]]: ''I have'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|a slow}}-'''clap''' pro{{smallcapssmall-caps|cessor}}.

* [[Sarcasm Mode]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps|Mass}}''ive'' sar''ca''sm tags {{smallcapssmall-caps|are to}} ''be'' ex{{smallcapssmall-caps|pec}}ted. SAR''casm'' Self {{smallcapssmall-caps|Test Com}}''plete''.

* [[The Cake Is a Lie]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps|Of course it isn't!}}

* [[Tsundere]]: {{spoiler|''You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|'''Caroline deleted'''}} ''Goodbye, Caroline.''}}

* [[Wacky Marriage Proposal]]: ''I'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|may}} have {{smallcapssmall-caps|been INVOLVED}} with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 this proposal], but I ''only'' ag{{smallcapssmall-caps|reed}} '''TO''' do it {{smallcapssmall-caps|in}} exchange ''for'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|an ''agree''}}ment that ''she'' would {{smallcapssmall-caps|SUBMIT}}-to ''exten''sive {{smallcapssmall-caps|testing}}.

* [[What Is This Thing You Call Love?|What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?]]: <small>App''ar''ent'''ly'''</small> {{smallcapssmall-caps|[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|it's magic.]]}} However, ''as'' <small>I</small> '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc wrote]''' {{smallcapssmall-caps|to}} <small>some</small> "Ce'''les'''{{smallcapssmall-caps|tia}}" ''character'', it '''does{{smallcapssmall-caps|n't}}''' do <small>much '''good'''</small> ''for'' test{{smallcapssmall-caps|ing}}. I {{smallcapssmall-caps|guess}} my... {{smallcapssmall-caps|''acqu'''''aint'''}}''ance'', [[Team Fortress 2|Helen]], {{smallcapssmall-caps|was ''on''}} '''the ''right''''' {{smallcapssmall-caps|track}}.

* [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: ''I find'' '''the am'''ount of {{smallcapssmall-caps|sympa}}thy some '''hu'''mans have for me ''to'' be trou{{smallcapssmall-caps|bl}}ing. It makes '''them''' attempt to {{smallcapssmall-caps|please}} me and ''skews'' test re'''sults.'''

** ''THE'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|lengths}} that ''people'' go TO ''for'' the ''wel''FARE {{smallcapssmall-caps|of the}} ''[[Companion Cube]]'' is ''some''thing {{smallcapssmall-caps|I}} can ''never'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|under}}stand. ''And'' then ''there'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|are}} the ''test'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|subjects}} who ''try'' to ''SAVE'' ''the turrets''...

* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|Why Did It Have To Be]] '''BIRD! BIRD!''' ''KILL'' IT! {{smallcapssmall-caps|IT'S EVIL!}}

* [[You Are Fat]]: {{smallcapssmall-caps|No}}, ''of'' ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|course}}'' NOT. ''You'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|look}} heal''{{smallcapssmall-caps|thy}}''.

* [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. {{smallcapssmall-caps|Did you}} ''{{smallcapssmall-caps|just}}'' {{spoiler|''stuff'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|that}} '''Aper{{smallcapssmall-caps|ture}} Sci''ence Thing'' We {{smallcapssmall-caps|Don't Know}} ''What'' ''It Does''''', {{smallcapssmall-caps|into an}} '''Aperture ''Sci''ence Emer''gen''cy Intelligence {{smallcapssmall-caps|Incin}}erator?''' That has '''got''' to ''be the'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|dumb}}est thing {{smallcapssmall-caps|that}} '''''WHOAH''''' '''WHOAH''' ''whoah'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|woaaaah....}}}}

** {{spoiler|{{smallcapssmall-caps|"Core transfer?"}} Oh, ''you'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|are}} '''KIDD'''''ing'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|me...}} }}

{{smallcapssmall-caps|[[You Monster!|...you monster]]}}.