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* [[Discworld]]:
** Possibly one of the very largest examples, the aptly named "Long Man" is 20,000 tons of long burial mound with two small round burial mounds located either side of one end. The runic inscription on it reads - roughly - "I've Got A Great Big Tonker". When a dwarf, after seeing and admiring the earthen mounds, {{spoiler|goes inside and meets the aptly-named Long Man himself, a mythological figure with a healthy appreciation for not wearing any clothes. "Cor", the dwarf says, "you don't half look like your picture."}}
** Though size wasn't actually specified, a comparable brand of humor was exercised in ''[[Maskerade]]'', when Nanny Ogg served her [[Love Potion|Chocolate Delight with Special Secret Sauce]] to the directors of the opera house. The one man with the forethought to open a window and let in some cold air couldn't do so, as he didn't dare get up from his seat.
* The [[MASH (novel)|book]] and [[M*A*S*H (film)|movie]] versions of ''M*A*S*H'' had this as a minor plot point with Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski, the surgical unit's dentist. His assistant makes a lot of money selling shower peephole privileges to those curious enough to look, and one enlisted man is overheard commenting to another that he'd "love to see it angry".
* [[The Dresden Files|From the short story "Heorot"]], when Harry is describing the grendelkin: