Gallifrey/Funny

Well it is a show about politics and they don't even (presumably) have the luxury of having sex. There's got to be a healthy outlet for these things.

Leela: "Finally, the evil twisted creature is gone."
Narvin: "And Darkel is dead."
Leela: [[[Beat]]] "That is what I meant."

Leela: "I do not know what I find more surprising, Romana. That you once had a previous body or that Narvin is considered one of the most intelligent minds on Gallifrey."

Narvin: "Would anyone else like to join this conga line over Rassilon's grave?"

Romana(after being chased by a Servitor droid): Oh don't check in here, it is completely irrational for somebody to hide in a cupboard without any way out.

Braxiatel (after uncovering a conspiracy against Narvin and being thanked): Oh don't mention it. Really. I couldn't bear the shame.

Romana: Torvald could've shot me!!!
Narvin: Well, he would've been exposed...

Leela: (after Cissy Pollard suggests that they might have passed out) I am a warrior of the Sevateem! We do not black out.
Torvald: (later in a similar situation) I am a Commander in the CIA. I do not black out.

Arkadian: My first wife drove me to drink. I never had the chance to thank her.