Garfield and Friends/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • So many great moments, but here's one that counts as Awesome Music as well (skip to 2:15).
  • The U.S. Acres regulars try to find a nursery rhyme to perform that won't offend Aloysius's sensibilities:

Orson: All these rhymes have death and people falling down and breaking their crowns!

    • How about Roy and Wade continuously amending the ending to Rumpelstiltskin in "The Name Game"?

Roy: But before the miller's daughter miller's son duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up!
Orson: A hurricane!?
Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back.
Wade: Uno momento! Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR.
Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs!
Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from?
Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from.
Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron.
Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!