The U.S. Acres regulars try to find a nursery rhyme to perform that won't offend Aloysius's sensibilities:
Orson: All these rhymes have death and people falling down and breaking their crowns!
How about Roy and Wade continuously amending the ending to Rumpelstiltskin in "The Name Game"?
Roy: But before the miller's daughtermiller's son duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up! Orson: A hurricane!? Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back. Wade: Uno momento! Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR. Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs! Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from? Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from. Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron. Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!