George Washington: Difference between revisions

← Older edit

George Washington (view source)

Revision as of 11:44, 28 July 2023

3,625 bytes added , 9 months ago

m

→‎Western Animation

VisualWikitext

HeneryVII

Automoderated users, Autopatrolled users

24,502

edits

Revision as of 02:08, 28 March 2016 (view source) Looney Toons (talk \| contribs) (added footnote on newly-restored historicity of cherry tree anecdote; creatortropes; corrected details on his "wooden" teeth) ← Older edit		Latest revision as of 11:44, 28 July 2023 (view source) HeneryVII (talk \| contribs) m (→‎Western Animation)
(20 intermediate revisions by 7 users not shown)
Line 1: {{~~creator~~Useful Notes}} {{presidents\|~~None~~Cyrus Griffin ''(14th President of the Continental Congress)''\|[[John Adams]]}} [[File:george_washington.jpg\|thumb\|350px]] {{quote\|''First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.''\|Henry Lee III\|"Eulogy on Washington", Dec. 26, 1799}} The "Father of His Country", '''George Washington''' was the first President of the United States under the Constitution, and generally considered one of the greatest Presidents in history. There were a number of people who led the country as specified under the Articles of Confederation, but those are generally glossed over when most Americans think about history, mainly because the national government under the Articles was a total joke with no power whatsoever. Commander of the American forces during the Revolutionary War: highlights from his command during the war include the Battle of Trenton (where he led a group of American soldiers across the frozen Delaware River to slaughter a bunch of Hessian mercenaries in the middle of the night on Christmas of 1776) and his encampment at Valley Forge (where his troops rested for the bitter winter of 1777-1778 - many of them died and all suffered terribly, but Washington is remembered as being very noble about the whole thing). After America's victory in 1783, Washington resigned his commission and went back to private life, leading King George III to claim that he would be "the greatest man in the world" if he actually went through with it. He was instrumental in persuading Army officers not to carry out a planned mutiny over their lack of pay. When he was unable to persuade them because of the disgrace or the fact that mutinying would not get them their pay, he tried to read a letter to them to persuade them. He had to pull out his glasses to do so, and the officers realized that his health was failing, and so refrained to avoid distressing him. Even better, according to legend, he said [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|"Forgive me, for I have grown blind as well gray at the cause of Liberty"]] while doing so. Many of the men present were reportedly [[Manly Tears\|driven to tears]]. These events were instrumental in presenting him as an American [[Cincinnatus]]. The original [[Articles of Confederation]] did not work well. As such, a new Constitution ~~The original Articles of Confederation did not work well. As such, a new Constitution~~ was written in 1787 (with Washington serving as the president of the Constitutional Convention), and Washington was unanimously elected President in 1788. His runner-up, [[John Adams]], served as Vice President because that's how things worked back then. He served two terms (refusing a third, despite popular demand), then retired to live on his plantation at Mount Vernon. This set a tradition for a "maximum of two terms in office" for Presidents, which was kept until [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] was elected President ''four'' times in a row, after which the Constitution was amended to have the maximum of ten years be an actual rule. (Usually it's just eight, since the President can't serve half a term, unless he was a vice president who succeeded halfway through his predecessor's term.) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc The closest thing Americans have to a real-life superhero.] While he might or might not have been Batman, Washington was definitely Bruce Wayne: His extensive real estate holdings made him the wealthiest man in Virginia, possibly in all North America. A man known as [[wikipedia:Parson Weems\|Parson Weems]] wrote many stories about Washington, including the famous one that as a child, Washington chopped down his father's prize cherry tree, but, being [[Will Not Tell a Lie\|unable to tell a lie]], promptly confessed to it.<ref>Although considered debunked for decades, historical research in the early 21st Century indicated [https://web.archive.org/web/20120916012810/http://carlanthonyonline.com/2012/02/20/new-evidence-tells-truth-of-george-washingtons-cherry-tree-tale/ the anecdote may be more plausible] than has long been believed.</ref> Another (equally apocryphal) story says that he was able to throw a silver dollar across the Potomac River. Other rumors include tidbits like how his teeth were made of wood, and he was a Christian who prayed every day - though neither would have been unusual at the time. The American capital, Washington, D.C., is named for him, as is the state of Washington on the opposite side of the country (it gets confusing sometimes). Also no less than 30 counties, 27 cities and villages, ''241'' townships, and numerous parks, streets, and public schools throughout the United States. [[Memetic Badass\|He is also twelve stories high and made of radiation. Okay, not really.]] Line 18 ⟶ 19: And the one time a British sniper caught him unarmed, at close range, with only one guard. Washington just turned and went the other way, and the sniper couldn't bring himself to shoot a man who could so calmly face death. It's said that an Indian leader who led the attack that saw only Washington uninjured had said that Washington "is the particular favorite of Heaven, and who can never die in battle." Eerie as all heck. Although given how he died in real life (by slowly choking to death, probably either of diphtheria or a tonsillar abscess) he might have preferred a quick bullet. Still, he did enjoy the battlefield for as long as he did, he once wrote to his brother of one of his battles saying "I heard the bullets whistle and, believe me, there is something charming to the sound of bullets."<ref>When he caught news of this, King George II the last British monarch to lead troops in battle, reportedly remarked that Washington's attitude would change if he'd heard a few more. But his grandson George III [[Cracked.com\|didn't win the war]], so [http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p4.html fuck him]].</ref> Washington had also established his own spy ring during the Revolution and even used double agents to help him in his Battle of Trenton. Washington has also become a bit more popular due to Kenneth C. Davis's ''Don't Know Much About History'', in which he paints a picture of Washington as "the plain-spoken frontiersman, not the marbleized demigod" of Weems' stories. In particular, Davis recounts an anecdote told by General Henry "Ox" Knox. In Washington's boat on the night of the Trenton crossing, Knox was 6'3" and 280lbs, making him a large man even by modern standards. As Washington got into the boat, he nudged Knox with his boot and said "[[Crowning Moment of Funny\|Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat."]] Line 27 ⟶ 28: {{creatortropes}} * [[Asskicking Equals Authority]]: His record in the American Revolution was a big reason why almost everyone wanted him to be the first President; in fact, many states would only agree to the terms of the Constitution is he became the first. * [[Badass]]: The very first Commander-in-Chief of the United States Armed Forces. [[Badass Bureaucrat]]: His served mostly to keep the colonial forces on the path to ultimate victory, which meant more administration than giving orders, but his leadership is the reason they were still together after seven years of combat. [[Four-Star Badass]]: This trope has gotten played straight, inverted, subverted, and averted at one point or another. He was officially a three star general (his rank was Lieutenant General, the highest rank ever awarded during the American Revolution to a military officer), though he was for all intents and purposes this trope by default for the colonial troops. By an act of Congress he is permanently senior to anyone who comes after him, and while he did lead troops as President once, he was technically both four star in authority while above that legally. * [[Call to Agriculture]]: His farms on Mount Vernon. * [[Cincinnatus]]: Refusing kingship of the United States on moral as well as pragmatic grounds (Washington had no heirs, for one). When King George heard about this, he said, "If true, then he is [[Worthy Opponent\|the greatest man in the world]]." ** When the Revolution ended, he immediately tendered his resignation and went back to his farm, just like the [[Trope Namer]], only coming back later when the nation needed new leadership. * [[Definitely Just a Cold]]: Plagued by a chronic malaria that he caught during his war days. On the eve of his death, Washington shrugged off a "trifling" sore throat. * [[Face Death with Dignity]]: This arguably saved Washington's life multiple times. * [[Failure Hero]]: It has been said that any General besides William Howe could have toppled Washington, and any General besides Washington could have defeated Howe. Not to mention George's spotty record during the war with France. * [[Hidden Depths]]: He was a hell of a dancer and tasteful interior decorator. * [[Humble Hero]]: Made a point of this. When made general in 1775, he freely admitted he could do a terrible job and said he was only going to ask for pay sufficient to cover his expenses. When he was later President, he made a point of being [[Just the First Citizen]], refusing to let himself be regarded in anything that might hint at presumption to be royalty. * [[Large and In Charge]]: Even enemy troops were impressed with Washington's great height. Upon being captured by the French, Washington was given a military escort back to safety. * [[Magnetic Hero]]: During his presidency, he was the glue that held his cabinet together when they disagreed on basically everything else. * [[One Head Taller]]: George Washington (6' 2" ft) and Mary Curtis (5' ft). * [[Perpetual Frowner]]: The result of having to force his mouth closed around primitive spring-loaded dentures, making him look uncommonly grim in pictures. Washington's scary countenance so frightened [[John Adams]] that he refused to wear dentures himself. * [[Shrouded in Myth]] * [["Well Done, Son" Guy]]: Had a bristly relationship with his mother, Mary Ball Washington. * [[Worthy Adversary]]: King George III was known to refer to him as such. {{examples\|Washington in fiction}} == [[Comic Books]] == * Washington's execution is the [[Point of Divergence]] in ~~the~~L. Neil Smith and Scott Bieser's alternate-history/[[Sliding Scale of Libertarianism and Authoritarianism\|Libertarian]] fantasy comic book ''[[The Probability Broach: The Graphic Novel]]''. The author claims that Washington's handling of the Whiskey Rebellion was the beginnings of over-reaching federal power in America. The man who got Washington convicted is then elected President, and promptly disbands any federal infrastructure, creating the "North American Confederacy."<ref>This differs radically from the original novel ''[[The Probability Broach]]'' by Smith alone, where it is Jefferson's inclusion of a single extra word -- "unanimous" -- in a key sentence in [[The Declaration of Independence]] that is the point of divergence.</ref>▼ == [[Literature]] == * [[Manly Wade Wellman]]'s short fantasy story "Vandy, Vandy" features an appearance not of the actual Washington's ghost, but the evil-smiting myth-encrusted figure described above. * In the ''Masters of Horror'' episode "The Washingtonians," Washington and his descendants are revealed to be cannibals, though its more of a "campy and ridiculous" sort of horror than a real scary one. (Note that the real Washington was probably sterile.)▼ * In one of the [[Animorphs]]' [[Timey-Wimey Ball\|many time travel adventures]], at one point they're sent back to the Revolutionary War, just as Washington's about to cross the Delaware. Marco steals George's spare boots because his feet are cold. {{spoiler\|His friend Jake later gets shot in the head, prompting the first major timeline divergence in the series.}} * The cartoon ''[[Time Squad]]'' always portrayed Washington as [[The Cape (trope)]] whenever he appeared... except for the episode that opened with him [[All Your Base Are Belong to Us\|going on a psychotic rampage in the Squad's space station]]. (It was an [[Unwinnable Training Simulation]], simulating what would happen if they dropped [[The Masquerade]] for him.)▼ * Highly ambiguous character in the ''[[Illuminatus]]'' trilogy. * Appears in Thomas Pynchon's ''[[Mason & Dixon]]''. As a fellow surveyor he talks shop with the protagonists before they set out to draw their Line. Then, Pynchon being Pynchon, the three of them test out Mt. Vernon's latest hemp crop, leading to dancing on the porch while Martha fetches in the munchies. * Quite a few pages are dedicated to his exploits in [[Dan Brown]]'s ''[[The Lost Symbol]]''.▼ * ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' depicts him as a maniac with an axe with an uncontrollable urge to chop wood.▼ * ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' has him lounging about with the founding fathers.▼ ▲* Quite a few pages are dedicated to his exploits in ''[[The Lost Symbol]]''. * ''[[Histeria!]]'' depicts him as talking like [[Bob Hope]]. (Both were famous for making speeches to the troops.)▼ * ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''. George and [[Benjamin Franklin]] were friends with Barnabus Stinson (Barney's ancestor) who wrote "The Bro Code". George and Ben also once did a "Devil's Threesome".▼ * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton...]▼ * In ''[[Nightmare Ned]]'', he shows up as a talking quarter when the Tooth Fairy is about to rip out his teeth, saying that even without teeth he became president.▼ * Was once the target of an assassination attempt by <s>Hans Sprungfeld</s> Jebediah Springfield on ''[[The Simpsons]].'' He fought him off hand-to-hand.▼ * A Cahill from the Tomas branch in ''[[The 39 Clues]]''. * [[Peanuts\|Snoopy]] every so often talked (or pretended to talk) to the then-general during the Valley Forge winter. Being the World Famous Patriot didn't prevent Snoopy from tossing in some [[Anachronism Stew]], including at one point offering to let Washington drive a Zamboni at a proposed ice-skating rink.▼ * In James Fenimore Cooper's 1820 novel ''The Spy'', a romance thriller based during the Revolution, the identity of the Rebel spymaster is revealed at novel's end to be [[Truth in Television\|George Washington]]. Washington was a so-so general but an absolute master of counter intelligence. He got the British to swallow some real whoppers, so much for never telling a lie. * [[David Drake]]'s ''Into the Hinterlands'' is essentially a retelling of George Washington's early career [[In Space]]▼ * Bob Newhart did a [[Stand Up Comedy]] routine about a soldier in Washington's army complaining, as soldiers always have and always will. It starts with the sound of tramping feet and the words:▼ {{quote\|You hear what Nutty George did last night? The dollar across the Potomac -- they didn't tell you about that? Had us up till three in the morning looking for the damned thing.}}▼ == [[Live-Action TV]] == ▲* In the ''[[Masters of Horror]]'' episode "The Washingtonians," Washington and his descendants are revealed to be cannibals, though its more of a "campy and ridiculous" sort of horror than a real scary one. (Note that the real Washington was probably sterile.) ▲* ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''. George and [[Benjamin Franklin]] were friends with Barnabus Stinson (Barney's ancestor) who wrote "The Bro Code". George and Ben also once did a "Devil's Threesome". * ''[[Deadliest Warrior]]'' has [[George Washington]] go up against [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]. {{spoiler\|George barely manages to win over Napoleon.}} * Portrayed as [[The Eeyore]] and [[The Ghost]] in the musical ''[[1776]]'', where he never appears but his letters from the front line are a constant discouragement to the Continental Congress. He also features in Adams' acidic forecast of how future historians would view the American Revolution:▼ == [[Newspaper Comics]] == ▲* ''[[Peanuts~~\|Snoopy~~]]'': Snoopy every so often talked (or pretended to talk) to the then-general during the Valley Forge winter. Being the World Famous Patriot didn't prevent Snoopy from tossing in some [[Anachronism Stew]], including at one point offering to let Washington drive a Zamboni at a proposed ice-skating rink. == [[Recorded and Stand Up Comedy]] == ▲* [[Bob Newhart]] did a ~~[[Stand~~stand ~~Up Comedy]]~~up routine about a soldier in Washington's army complaining, as soldiers always have and always will. It starts with the sound of tramping feet and the words: ▲{{quote\|You hear what Nutty George did last night? The dollar across the Potomac -- they didn't tell you about that? Had us up till three in the morning looking for the damned thing.}} == [[Theatre]] == ▲* Portrayed as [[The Eeyore]] and [[The Ghost]] in the musical ''[[1776 (musical)\|1776]]'', where he never appears but his letters from the front line are a constant discouragement to the Continental Congress. He also features in Adams' acidic forecast of how future historians would view the American Revolution: {{quote\|'''Franklin''': Don't worry, John. The history books will clean it up. '''Adams''': It doesn't matter. I won't be in the history books anyway, only you. Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smote the ground and out sprang... George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them - Franklin, Washington, ''and'' the horse - conducted the entire revolution by themselves. <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Beat]]] '''Franklin''': I like it. }} ▲* [[David Drake]]'s ''Into the Hinterlands'' is essentially a retelling of George Washington's early career [[In Space]] == [[Video Games]] == * Dan's target of the week in ''[[Dan Vs.]]'' "George Washington". He believes that George Washington chopped down a palm tree that wrecked his car, since an axe with the initials G.W. carved into handle was still stuck in the tree. Chris and Elise try to convince Dan that Washington couldn't have done it since a) the cherry tree thing is a myth and b) he's been dead for over two centuries. Dan believes that Washington's ghost wrecked his car, and travels to Washington's home to commit vandalism as payback. {{spoiler\|The ending confirms Dan's theory.}}▼ ▲* ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' has him lounging about with the founding fathers. ▲* Washington's execution is the [[Point of Divergence]] in the alternate-history/[[Sliding Scale of Libertarianism and Authoritarianism\|Libertarian]] fantasy comic book ''The Probability Broach''. The author claims that Washington's handling of the Whiskey Rebellion was the beginnings of over-reaching federal power in America. The man who got Washington convicted is then elected President, and promptly disbands any federal infrastructure, creating the "North American Confederacy." * According to the immense [[wikipedia:The Apotheosis of Washington\|fresco]] on the ceiling of the [[The United States\|United States]] Capitol Building, he [[A God Am I\|became a god]].▼ == [[Web Original]] == ▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc "Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton..."] * The [[SCP Foundation]] has [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2776 SCP-2776], an automaton created in the likeness of George Washington. As per several letters recovered, the automaton was created when the real George Washington was still an officer serving with General Braddock, dying of an illness. The automaton went on to win the war and serve as president, unaware that it wasn't the real Washington. {{spoiler\|It also had a number of built-in weapons and a program to go on a destructive rampage towards London if it would appear that America was losing against Britain.}} == [[Western Animation]] == ▲* The cartoon ''[[Time Squad]]'' always portrayed Washington as [[The Cape (trope)]] whenever he appeared... except for the episode that opened with him [[All Your Base Are Belong to Us\|going on a psychotic rampage in the Squad's space station]]. (It was an [[Unwinnable Training Simulation]], simulating what would happen if they dropped [[The Masquerade]] for him.) ▲* ''[[The Fairly Oddparents]]'' depicts him as a maniac with an axe with an uncontrollable urge to chop wood. ▲* ''[[Histeria!]]'' depicts him as talking like [[Bob Hope]]. (Both were famous for making speeches to the troops.) ▲* In ''[[Nightmare Ned (animation)\|Nightmare Ned]]'', he shows up as a talking quarter when the Tooth Fairy is about to rip out his teeth, saying that even without teeth he became president. * ''[[The Simpsons (animation)\|The Simpsons]]'': Appeared in "Treehouse of Horror III" as a zombie, along with William Shakespeare and Albert Einstein. ▲ Was once the target of an assassination attempt by <s>Hans Sprungfeld</s> Jebediah Springfield on ~~''[[The Simpsons]].''~~ He fought him off hand-to-hand. When Lisa discovered this and tried to expose Sprungfield, Washington later appeared to her in a dream to scold her when she was consdering giving up. ▲* Dan's target of the week in ''[[Dan Vs.]]'' "George Washington". He believes that George Washington chopped down a palm tree that wrecked his car, since an axe with the initials G.W. carved into handle was still stuck in the tree. Chris and Elise try to convince Dan that Washington couldn't have done it since a) the cherry tree thing is a myth and b) he's been dead for over two centuries. Dan believes that Washington's ghost wrecked his car, and travels to Washington's home to commit vandalism as payback. {{spoiler\|The ending confirms Dan's theory.}} * ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''; Mandark create a giant stone "golem" version of Washington by bringing his section of Mt. Rushmore to life. In order to fight him, Dexter repeats the trick on the Lincoln Memorial to create a giant [[Abraham Lincoln]]. A battle between the two giant Presidents is ultimately a stalemate, but they call a truce when and become friends when they realize they are [[Not So Different]]. * His cryogenically preserved head-in-a-jar appeared with that of [[Abraham Lincoln]] on ''[[Futurama]]'', advertising cars for a President's Day sale. == Other == ▲* According to the immense [[wikipedia:The Apotheosis of Washington\|fresco]] on the ceiling of the [[The United States\|United States]] Capitol Building, he [[Ascended to A ~~God~~Higher Plane Amof IExistence\|became a god]]. ---- {{quote\|'''[[Bill Maher]]:''' They named a state and a capital after him. He's on the one dollar bill. He's about as close to [[Kim Jong Il]] as we get in this country.}} {{reflist}} [[Category:~~The Presidents~~{{PAGENAME}}]] [[Category:~~George~~Historical ~~Washington~~Domain Character]] [[Category:Pages with working Wikipedia tabs]] [[Category:Politicians]]