Germans Love David Hasselhoff/Quotes

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"The European occupation with our Hollywood Squares-grade actors has always puzzled me. I picture French television as a medium populated with dark, moody films starring Donny Most and Bonnie Franklin."
Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese
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"After we played in Chile, some people and part of my band told me: 'This crowd is amazing, they were insane.' And then, I told them: 'No, you're wrong; you haven't seen nothing; because in Buenos Aires will be always better.'"
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine
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The credits roll to the Baywatch closing theme, sung by the Hoff himself, which is called "Current of Love". And I apologize in advance to all the Germans I'm about to offend, but David Hasselhoff really cannot sing. At all.
The Agony Booth, recap of Baywatch, "Mirror Mirror"
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..things are easy when you're big in Japan.
—Alphaville, Big in Japan
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"So they love Jerry Lewis in France, does that make him funny?"
Steve Taylor, "On the Fritz"
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I got the moon, I got the cheese, I got the whole damn nation on its knees!
Tom Waits, "Big in Japan"
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Japanese Producer: Do they understand this show in America?
Joseph Stein: Yes, of course, we wrote it for America. Why do you ask?
Japanese Producer: Because it's so Japanese.

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