Girl-On-Girl Is Hot/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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'''Monica''': ''[Relieved] Really?''

'''Chandler''':'' Yes, just some old fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.''

'''Monica''':'' You have no idea how happy that makes me!''~~|''[[Friends]]''}}~~

'''Monica''':'' You have no idea how happy that makes me!''

|''[[Friends]]''}}

{{quote|'''Max:''' I think you've got it all wrong, Terra.

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'''Max:''' In this fantasy, obviously, no woman is "unattainable". Lesbianism takes on a completely different meaning.

'''Terra:''' And what is that meaning?

'''Max:''' "Hey, look, there's two of them!"~~|''[[One Over Zero]]'', [http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=410 #410].}}~~

'''Max:''' "Hey, look, there's two of them!"

|''[[One Over Zero]]'', [http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip{{=}}410 #410].}}

{{quote|'''Pretty White Girl''': (Singing off cue cards) ''I like lesbians!'' (Dave hands her another card) ''I like lesbians!'' (Another card) ''Uh, I like lesbians!''

'''Dave''': I really like lesbians!~~|'''[[Chappelle's Show]]'''}}~~

'''Dave''': I really like lesbians!

|'''[[Chappelle's Show]]'''}}

{{quote|"''Girls are like [[Voltron]], the more you stick together, the better it gets."''~~|'''<ChopLogik> in [http://bash.org/?108617 this] [[bash.org]] quote'''}}~~

{{quote|"''Girls are like [[Voltron]], the more you stick together, the better it gets."''

|'''<ChopLogik> in [http://bash.org/?108617 this] [[bash.org]] quote'''}}

{{quote|''"Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on."''~~|'''[[Howard Stern]]'''}}~~

{{quote|''"Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on."''

|'''[[Howard Stern]]'''}}

{{quote|''"It's fun, it's naked, and I agree with both of them!"''~~|'''Paul Reiser'''}}~~

{{quote|''"It's fun, it's naked, and I agree with both of them!"''

|'''Paul Reiser'''}}

{{quote|'''Tycho:''' ...you spent a hundred dollars on [[Manga]], and you can't read Japanese.

'''Gabe:''' Yes, but I '''do''' read '''Lesbonese'''.~~|''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'', "[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/3/27/ The DouJinshi Code]"}}~~

'''Gabe:''' Yes, but I '''do''' read '''Lesbonese'''.

|''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'', "[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/3/27/ The DouJinshi Code]"}}

{{quote|'''Mark''': But Elena's betrayed you! What difference does it make that it's with a woman?

'''Jez''': Because it's ''[[Double Standard|hot!]]''~~|'''[[Peep Show]]'''}}~~

'''Jez''': Because it's ''[[Double Standard|hot!]]''

|'''[[Peep Show]]'''}}

{{quote|''"You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever."''~~|'''Santana''', ''[[Glee]]''}}~~

{{quote|''"You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever."''

|'''Santana''', ''[[Glee]]''}}

{{quote|'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?

'''Future!Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.

'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|your ~~drivers~~ licence...]]

'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|your driver's licence...]]

'''Future!Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.

'''Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[Dogged Nice Guy|Rory.]]

'''Rory:''' [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|Absolutely no problem at all.]]~~|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvrdejvbuk 2011 Red Nose Day Special]}}~~

'''Rory:''' [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|Absolutely no problem at all.]]

|''[[Doctor Who]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}SYvrdejvbuk 2011 Red Nose Day Special]}}

{{quote|''"Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. [[Metaphorgotten|In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam]]. Well, not actually. [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement]]."''~~|'''Jeff''', ''[[Coupling]]''}}~~

{{quote|''"Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. [[Metaphorgotten|In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam]]. Well, not actually. [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement]]."''

|'''Jeff''', ''[[Coupling]]''}}

{{quote|'''Scott''': ''You and <small>HER</small>?!''

'''Ramona''': ''It was just a phase.''

'''Scott''': ''You had a sexy phase?!''~~|''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]''}}~~

'''Scott''': ''You had a sexy phase?!''

|''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]''}}

{{quote|''I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered.''~~|'''Gamlen Amell''' to ''his niece'', ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}}~~

{{quote|''I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered.''

|'''Gamlen Amell''' to ''his niece'', ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}}

{{quote|''Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and... women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!''~~|'''[[Foo Fighters|Dave Grohl]]''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs "Keep It Clean"]}}~~

{{quote|''Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and... women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!''

|'''[[Foo Fighters|Dave Grohl]]''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6e5hRLbCaCs "Keep It Clean"]}}

{{quote|'''Mr. Shibata''': I'm looking to buy a home security system for my bedroom involving at least three cameras. My wife is having an affair, you see…