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{{quote|''"No! [[Allergic to Love|Girls give me the hives]]! [[Big No|NOOOO!]]"''|'''Chester McBadbat''', ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]''}} |
{{quote|''"No! [[Allergic to Love|Girls give me the hives]]! [[Big No|NOOOO!]]"''|'''Chester McBadbat''', ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]''}} |
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An absolutely mandatory law (especially prevalent in [[Sitcom |
An absolutely mandatory law (especially prevalent in [[Sitcom]]s): If you're male and under 11 years old, you have to automatically think romance and females are gross. No exceptions are allowed. (Except [[Kidanova]], cause [[Rule of Funny|that's funny]].) Girls of the same age sometimes claim that boys have cooties. |
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For those of you who were wondering, there are such things as cooties, and they're not limited to girls. "Cooties" just happens to be another word for "body lice." |
For those of you who were wondering, there are such things as cooties, and they're not limited to girls. "Cooties" just happens to be another word for "body lice." |
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It should be noted that Cooties is generally only something that happens to girls their ''own'' age. It rarely, if ever, affects older girls. In fact, a boy can think that Girls Have Cooties even while having a [[Precocious Crush]] on an older girl or woman. |
It should be noted that Cooties is generally only something that happens to girls their ''own'' age. It rarely, if ever, affects older girls. In fact, a boy can think that Girls Have Cooties even while having a [[Precocious Crush]] on an older girl or woman. |
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Arguably becoming a [[Discredited Trope]] as in [[Real Life]] young boys are just as likely to boast about their "girlfriends". This may or may not be due to the increased |
Arguably becoming a [[Discredited Trope]] as in [[Real Life]] young boys are just as likely to boast about their "girlfriends". This may or may not be due to the increased prominence—compared to a generation ago—of romance and sexuality in entertainment media aimed at or enjoyed by kids. Often leads to jokes about STDs. |
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If the boy does ''not'' get over his dislike of women when he grows up, he might be a [[He-Man Woman Hater]]. Compare [[Allergic to Love]]. |
If the boy does ''not'' get over his dislike of women when he grows up, he might be a [[He-Man Woman Hater]]. Compare [[Allergic to Love]]. |
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