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* The Student Council comes to "ask" Miho to join tankery at Oarai. Momo and Yuzu take up positions at the front of the classroom, and then Anzu stands between them. The two on the sides are seen from just below the bust on up. '''Anzu''' (142 cm) is seen from the '''eyebrows''' up, until the view pans down to show the rest of her face — which means now 164-cm Momo's eyes are completely out of the picture; Yuzu's eyes are '''almost''' entirely out of frame as well.
* Team Anglerfish (plus the student council, at President Anzu's insistence) doing the Anko Dance:▼
* Miho's friends [[Drop What You Are Doing|react]] to hearing she'll have to do the Ankou (Anglerfish) Dance if she loses in the upcoming battle.
{{Quote|'''Saori''': The Ankou dance? That's way too embarrassing. If you dance that, you'll never be able to get married.
'''Yukari''': That would totally get uploaded to the net and sent to everyone across the country.
'''Hana''': You'll never be able to live it down.
'''Maho''': Is that dance really that bad?}}
* The 75mm [[Mundane Utility|alarm clock]] and [[Not a Morning Person|how necessary it really was]].▼
▲*
{{quote|''Miho dancing with wide, dazed "swirly" eyes, blush, mouth hanging open.''
'''Saori''': I can't get married now!
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'''Hana''': Even though you don't have a boyfriend?
'''Saori''': THAT'S NOT IT! ''[She's '''actually''' gotten her amateur level 2 radio license.]''}}
* Episode
* [[Recap Episode]] 10.5 revealed that Nonna keeps a "Katyusha diary." In spinoff manga ''Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!'', Katyusha believes this is a list of things she's done that Nonna might feel a grudge about; one of them, she imagines, is [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|"Cheeky despite being small."]] Thinking that (accidentally) [[Eye Scream|poking Nonna in both eyes]] pushed it entirely too far<ref>Although she rated it as only '''half''' as many grudge points as her cheekiness</ref>, Katyusha goes into the [[Pose of Supplication]], waving a little white flag, and ready to offer money and what might be a favorite model tank with her apology. (It's hinted the diary actually describes things Nonna finds especially '''cute''' about Katyusha.)▼
{{quote|'''Oryou''': A tank filled with holes.▼
For that is what we shall be.▼
Boom we go, goodbye.▼
'''Caesar''': This isn't time to say a parting [[Haiku]]!}}▼
* Miho's reaction to [[Graceful Loser]]/[[Friendly Rival]] Kay [[Glomp]]ing her: [[Blank White Eyes]], some of her hair standing on end, [[Sweat Drop]]s....
** Meanwhile, Yukari and Saori are also shocked, Mako has her usual half-asleep look (or maybe it's [[Dull Surprise]]), and Hana is [[Covert Pervert|smiling and blushing.]]
* Katyusha insists she gave Oarai time to think over her surrender demand not because she wanted to take time for a meal and nap, but "because Katyusha has a very kind heart! Kind of like the Siberian plain is wide!" [[Deadpan Snarker|Nonna asks]] if that means Katyusha's heart is "made of ice, too?"
* The Jagdpanther commander ([[Fan Nickname]] "Jagdpanther-chan") flailing her arms when the Hetzer shoots and breaks her track '''for the second time''' in less than an hour.
{{Quote|We just fixed that! Hey! Our track is really heavy!}}
** Another of her nicknames is "Ritaiko," "Track girl."
* The response of Duck Team when the Maus commander angrily ordered them to get their "light tank" off her huge tank:
{{quote|'''Noriko Isobe''': Don't wanna. Besides, the Type 89 isn't a light tank.
'''Akebi Sasaki''': It's a medium tank.}}
* Rabbit Team is racing around the block {{spoiler|to get behind Kuromorimine's Elefant}}. Navigator Yuuki tells Karina, the driver, to take a right turn at the next street, and Karina acknowledges, "Yes!" Yuuki adds, "Right after that, and after that, and after that!" Karina replies, "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
* In OVA 1, "Water War", Yukari gives her (very accurate) estimate of Miho's bust, waist, and hip measurements. At each number, Miho, greatly embarrassed, moves her hands to [[Hand or Object Underwear|cover the area cited]], even though she's still fully clothed.
* OVA 6, "Banquet War", includes a short-notice talent contest. One requirement is:
▲* Episode 8: Oryou, the StuG III driver, composes poetry while Saunders chases them (and her vehicle can't shoot back):
{{Quote|'''Momo''': We will now have each team participate in a hidden talents competition. Each team will be prohibited from doing things they are skilled in. Leopons: nothing to do with cars. Anteaters: no internet games. Hippos: nothing to do with history. Ducks: nothing to do with volleyball. Anglerfish: no dancing the Ankou Dance.}}
▲{{quote|'''Oryou''': A tank filled with holes.
** The various teams protest having their specialties "taken" from them. Saori says, "The Ankou Dance...! We're fine if you take that, actually."
▲For that is what we shall be.
** Anglerfish Team then puts on a skit in which they're a [[Sentai]] group battling [[Take That|"the evil Student Council."]]
▲Boom we go, goodbye.
* Yukari sneaks onto other schools' ships (Saunders and Anzio) as pre-match "reconnaissance," each time making an audiovisual recording — to which she attaches [[Closing Credits]], including "special thanks" to the schools she was spying on.
▲'''Caesar''': This isn't time to say a parting [[Haiku]]!}}
* It's a bit [[META]], but a couple of viewers commented on a scene from OVA 7, "This is the Real Anzio Battle!", in which Hippo Team fires at Anglerfish during practice. One viewer remarked that Miho doesn't flinch at all as the StuG III's shot flies past her. Another replied, "Look at her face. Miho is genuinely disappointed at your marksmanship."
▲* The 75mm [[Mundane Utility|alarm clock]] and [[Not a Morning Person|how necessary it really was]].
** When Anglerfish fires back, Oryou, Saemonza, and Erwin are shown reacting to the impact of the Panzer IV's shot. It's still the relatively low-velocity short-barreled 75mm gun, not yet the upgraded version, and at a range of 1500 meters, but the Hippo girls are '''very''' shaken by the hit. [[Wingding Eyes|Oryou has "X" eyes, Erwin has swirly eyes]], and Saemonza has a wide, wavering stream of tears down each cheek. "Practice ammo or not, that stings!"<ref>Anglerfish shot them at pointblank range just shortly before, so it's odd that they seem so stunned by this shot.</ref>
* During practice for the Anzio battle, a burst of machine gun fire from Duck Team goads Turtle Team — specifically Momo, because Anzu refuses to take charge and Yuzu is just driving where she's told — into chasing them all over the place. The chase becomes a [[Funny Background Event]] for Hippo's shoot-out with Anglerfish. Then Duck leads Turtle in circles around Rabbit Team, and one of the [[The Ditz|sillier]] Rabbit girls remarks, "You'll all turn into butter."<ref> Referring to a children's book from the late 19th Century in which tigers chasing each other around a tree melted into butter; the book is now regarded as racist in the West due to stereotyping of the human main character, but The Other Wiki says it remains popular in Japan.</ref>
* When Duck Team shoots Pepperoni's CV.33 tankette, it crashes and winds up basically standing on its tail, almost straight up. Then Pepperoni opens the hatch, [[What an Idiot!|leans out too quickly, loses her balance]], and frantically waves her arms in circles for a second or three before falling out of her tankette.
* In ''Der Film'', Chi-Ha-Tan Academy, which bases itself on the principles of the [[Katanas of the Rising Sun|Imperial Japanese Army]], tries a "[[Attack! Attack! Attack!|Banzai]] [[Zerg Rush|charge]]" and gets slaughtered. They're allied with Oarai at the moment, and Miho orders a retreat and regroup, which horrifies the two surviving Chi-Ha-Tan tank commanders. "Turn our backs to the enemy?!" One of them continues to protest — while Mallard Team's Char B1 repeatedly '''shoves''' her light tank toward the rally point.
* Later in ''Der Film'', Miho visits her old bedroom at the Nishizumi [[Big Fancy House]]. Everything has been left unchanged ... including the ''Panzerfaust'' anti-tank weapon '''adorned with a pink ribbon tied in a bow'''. [[Fridge Logic|Why does a tankery player even '''have''' an infantry anti-tank weapon?]]
* At the start of a [[Bar Brawl]] in ''Das Finale'', a [[Japanese Delinquents|bad-tempered]] [[Huge Schoolgirl|Huge Sailor Girl]] attacks Miho ... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEtYG8umJSE who apologetically dodges every punch or kick the other girl throws]. As a crowning touch, Miho bows just as the big girl rushes her, the top of her head meets the pit of the attacker's stomach, and then our heroine straightens up, '''accidentally lifting the sailor off the deck''' '''''JUST''''' by straightening up (Miho's got '''some''' neck and waist muscles!), and unintentionally throws her to knock down three '''more''' sailor girls. Then the fight escalates as the sailors pull weapons....
== ''Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!'' ==
▲* [[Recap Episode]] 10.5 revealed that Nonna keeps a "Katyusha diary." In spinoff manga ''Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!'', Katyusha believes this is a list of things she's done that Nonna might feel a grudge about; one of them, she imagines, is [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|"Cheeky despite being small."]] Thinking that (accidentally) [[Eye Scream|poking Nonna in both eyes]] pushed it entirely too far<ref>Although she rated it as only '''half''' as many grudge points as her cheekiness</ref>, Katyusha goes into the [[Pose of Supplication]], [http://www.mangahere.co/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/c002/13.html waving a little white flag], and ready to offer money and what might be a favorite model tank with her apology. (It's hinted the diary actually describes things Nonna finds especially '''cute''' about Katyusha.)
* Maho holding a Christmas Party for her tank commanders. In a [[Sexy Santa Dress]]. ▼
* After cleaning the Swimming Club's spare pool, the tankery team will have a [[Pool Episode|pool party]]. Well, it turns out to be after Sodoko of the Morals Committee gets fed up with the others' silly horseplay and summons over 100 Morals Committee members [[Inexplicably Identical Individuals|who all look as if they're her relatives]] to do all the cleaning themselves. "[[All According to Plan|Just As Planned]]," the Student Council president chuckles; even Momo is grinning.
** Erika arrives wearing a reindeer costume (it seems she's got a touch more grasp of playfulness than most Kuromorimine girls). Her comrades, though, quickly convince her they've been called together for a chewing-out, and she panics just like the others. ▼
* Alisa comes to spy on Oarai. Her [[Paper-Thin Disguise]] consists of dark glasses with an attached bulbous nose that doesn't even remotely match the color of her skin. Oh, and falsies to upgrade her bust size. "I'm just an American who loves Panzerkraft~!" The Automotive Club recognize that she's a suspicious character ('''everybody''' who notices her recognizes that) and bring her to the rest of the tankery team, where she realizes she's infiltrated ... the pool party. And then she finds that Kay and Naomi were '''invited'''!
** Maho pulls out a karaoke machine, and since she doesn't know any pop music, she puts the Kuromorimine School Anthem on the playlist and asks her commanders to add their favorites. Since they're still mostly convinced she's building up to punish them for losing to Oarai, they all add the same thing.▼
** After the commanders realize that Maho really just wants to spend Christmas with them, it's time for presents<ref>Sent by Oarai; there's a hint that most were picked out by Student Council President Anzu Kadotani</ref>! The Maus commander is ... displeased ... to find the gift she receives is a model of the Type 89 which climbed onto her tank; likewise, [[Fan Nickname|Jagdpanther-chan]] isn't happy to get a Hetzer model (during their match, her tank was dogged by the Oarai Student Council's Hetzer, which broke her tracks '''twice'''). A Panther commander who panicked when Turtle Team slipped into the formation gets another Hetzer, and declares it's "all kinds of weird" for there to be two Hetzers among the presents. And Erika is given an Anglerfish dance costume. (Maho thinks their barely-contained tears are from joy.) '''She''' gets some kind of plushie jellyfish or tentacle monster, which she declares is cute.▼
*** Oddly, the presents seem to be handed out at random, and yet as noted above tend to be appropriate to the girls who receive them.▼
** Finally, Maho takes a picture of the "party" to send to Miho. She has [[The Comically Serious|her usual serious face]], Erika is wearing the Anglerfish costume and scowling, Koume Akaboshi (the girl who thanked Miho for saving her life last year, and the only one other than Maho who '''likes''' her gift<ref>A model of a Panzer IV which she noted is like Miho's</ref>) is smiling nervously, and the other commanders have [[Hidden Eyes]].▼
{{quote|"Thanks really happy please wait expectingly for return gift."}}▼
* Darjeeling reads a novel about [[Schoolgirl Lesbians|"earnest love" at an all-girls school]] and it [[Luminescent Blush|gives her ideas]] ... such as inviting Orange Pekoe to call her "[[Onee-Sama]]." Then Darjeeling and Assam get into a [[Tug Lover War]] over the smaller girl. Though petite, Orange Pekoe '''is''', as a narrative note points out, the tank gun's loader, and she's thus strong enough to [[Put Their Heads Together]].
* [[Cordon Bleugh Chef]]: When Darjeeling decides to act as a [[Meido]] and serve food to her subordinates:
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'''Assam''': It's not like we're going to die.
'''Orange Pekoe''': I hope so...}}
▲** Erika arrives wearing a reindeer costume (it seems she's got a touch more grasp of playfulness than most Kuromorimine girls). Her comrades, though, quickly convince her they've been called together for a chewing-out, and she panics just like the others.
▲** Maho pulls out a karaoke machine, and since she doesn't know any pop music, she puts the Kuromorimine School Anthem on the playlist and asks her commanders to add their favorites. Since they're still mostly convinced she's building up to punish them for losing to Oarai, they all add the same thing.
** Alas, Maho's skills don't include cutting cake, as she slices the cake Miho sent into irregularly curved segments of odd sizes.
** Maho shows off her "hidden talent" of imitation. Swiftly doing her hair up in Darjeeling's braid, she raises a teacup and asks, "Do you know this saying?" Erika recognizes the line that follows as a quote from Heinz Guderian,<ref>Maho quoted it in Episode 10.</ref> one of the architects of Germany's (and thus Kuromorimine's, and indeed much of our modern world's) tank doctrine, but doesn't recognize that just now Maho is imitating '''Darjeeling''' saying it. In any case, quoting the Sun Tzu of tankery does not reassure her commanders....
▲** After the commanders realize that Maho really just wants to spend Christmas with them, it's time for presents<ref>Sent by Oarai; there's a hint that most were picked out by Student Council President Anzu Kadotani</ref>! The Maus commander is ... displeased ... to find the gift she receives is a model of the Type 89 which climbed onto her tank; likewise, [[Fan Nickname|Jagdpanther-chan]] isn't happy to get a Hetzer model (during their match, her tank was dogged by the Oarai Student Council's Hetzer, which broke her tracks '''twice'''). A Panther commander who panicked when Turtle Team slipped into the formation gets another Hetzer, and declares it's "all kinds of
▲*** Oddly, the
▲** Finally, Maho takes a picture of the "party" to send to Miho. She has [[The Comically Serious|her usual serious face]], Erika is wearing the Anglerfish costume and scowling, Koume Akaboshi (the girl who thanked Miho for saving her life last year, and the only one other than Maho who '''likes''' her gift<ref>A model of a Panzer IV which she noted is like Miho's</ref>) is smiling nervously, and the other commanders have [[Hidden Eyes]].
▲{{quote|"Thanks really happy please wait expectingly for return gift."}}
** Meanwhile, at St. Gloriana:
{{quote|'''Darjeeling:''' Speaking of Christmas, [[Catchphrase|do you know this saying?]] There's this joke associated with Christmas...
'''Orange Pekoe:''' ''(Soul flies up to Heaven)''}}
* Anzu, using the alias "The Masked Hetzer," continues to taunt the Kuromorimine commanders with gifts reminding them of the battle. For Valentine's Day, she sends chocolate tanks, which they eat angrily.
* While Oarai and Kuromorimine girls are afoot in an unfamiliar town, they bump into each other. Specifically, the Maus commander bumps into Duck Team. "Meeting us here is your doom, light tank!" Meanwhile, her friends Jagdpanther-chan and the Panther commander demand, with teary eyes, that the Hetzer crew come out to face them. Turtle Team are sneaking away '''behind''' them.
* Katyusha dozes off while sharing a bath with Nonna. [http://www.mangahere.co/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/c023/10.html A handful of snow between the shoulder blades wakes her up].
* "It Came From the Sea," "it" being a [[Kaiju]] version of Araippe<ref name="Araippe" />, and the Oarai Tankery Team must defend Japan while the JGSDF mobilizes. {{spoiler|This turns out to be a movie made, apparently, by Oarai's Film Club. St. Gloriana received a copy, and Darjeeling starts getting ideas....}}
* Narrative text declares "The disgusting thing came out" in Rabbit Team's M3. "<big>'''''G!'''''</big> It's a G!!" (Short for "gokiburi," Japanese for [[Creepy Cockroach|cockroach]].) Not only is it almost never called anything but "G," but the roach is always '''drawn''' as a capital letter "G" which probably escaped from ''[[Sesame Street]]''.
* During a party (in kimono), Oarai members tell [[Ghost Story|spooky stories]]. Hippo and Duck Teams, though, reveal a bit of [[Comically Missing the Point]] with their tales of [[Cryptid Episode|encountering odd creatures]]: Hippo '''ignored''' the cryptid they found because they were seeking a different type instead, and Duck mistook [[Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti|Bigfoot]] for [http://www.mangahere.co/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/c029/13.html a mundane creepy stranger]. Also, Miho tells how [[Girls und Panzer/Awesome|her big sister '''shot down''' a UFO]].
* Duck Team finds a satchel full of '''lots''' of money ... plus a pistol and a ski mask. {{Spoiler|(These are props belonging to the Drama Club.)}} The [[Reaction Shot]] is [http://www.mangahere.co/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/c030/6.html greatly exaggerated], with Akebi's eyeballs literally popping out of their sockets. Further [[Hilarity Ensues]] as Duck believes they have to [[Clear My Name|Clear Our Name]] and [[Idiot Ball|fight the rest of Oarai to do so]]....
* When Mika of Continuation School tells a [[Ghost Story|"somewhat mysterious tale"]] to her comrades Aki and Mikko, she unsurprisingly provides [[BGM|background music]] on her ever-present kantele. Very, '''very''' high-quality scary background music; the story's climax and accompanying [[Scare Chord]] causes the other two girls, seated on a log, [http://www.mangahere.co/manga/girls_panzer_motto_love_love_sakusen_desu/c035/3.html to fall over backward].
* Saori gives Mako a new alarm clock. Instead of ringing, beeping, or buzzing, it talks to her:
{{Quote|"Mako~~ Wake up~~
"Mako~
"'''WAKE UP!''' We're in the middle of a match!
"'''AAH!''' It's the enemy! They're here! Behind us! '''MAKO~~!'''
"Just kidding ☆ Good morning, Mako!"}}
** The effect of this on Mako was basically a [[Catapult Nightmare]]. She compares the alarm to "a bout of PTSD."
* In another [[Yonkoma|4koma]], Mika is playing her kantele again when suddenly [https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2448845 Shark Team's Flint pops up out of a bush and begins cheerily dancing around with her karaoke microphone], evidently singing to Mika's music (no words are shown). Although Flint seems to think she's just being friendly, Aki and Mikko show terror of her, and even Mika has a few [[Sweat Drop]]s. In the final panel, Flint's fellow Sharks Ogin and Murakami have knocked her unconscious and are dragging her away while waving apologetically to the Continuation girls.
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