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== ''Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!'' ==

* Maho holding a Christmas Party for her tank commanders. In a [[Sexy Santa Dress]].

** Erika arrives wearing a reindeer costume (it seems she's got a touch more grasp of playfulness than most Kuromorimine girls). Her comrades, though, quickly convince her they've been called together for a chewing-out, and she panics just like the others.

** ~~She~~ pulls out a karaoke machine, and since she doesn't know any pop music, she puts the Kuromorimine School Anthem on the playlist and asks her commanders to add their favorites. Since they're ~~half-convinced~~ ~~that~~ she's building up to punish them for losing to Oarai, they all add the same thing.

** Maho pulls out a karaoke machine, and since she doesn't know any pop music, she puts the Kuromorimine School Anthem on the playlist and asks her commanders to add their favorites. Since they're still mostly convinced she's building up to punish them for losing to Oarai, they all add the same thing.

** After the commanders realize that Maho really just wants to spend Christmas with them, it's time for presents! The Maus commander is ... displeased ... to find the gift she receives is a model of the Type 89 which climbed onto her tank; likewise, [[Fan Nickname|Jagdpanther-chan]] isn't happy to get a Hetzer model (during their match, her tank was dogged by the Oarai Student Council's Hetzer, which broke her tracks '''twice'''). ~~Also,~~ ~~Erika~~ ~~arrives~~ ~~wearing~~ a ~~reindeer~~ ~~costume~~ — and ~~then~~ is given an Anglerfish dance costume. (Maho thinks their barely-contained tears are from joy.) She gets some kind of plushie jellyfish or tentacle monster, which she declares is cute.

** After the commanders realize that Maho really just wants to spend Christmas with them, it's time for presents! The Maus commander is ... displeased ... to find the gift she receives is a model of the Type 89 which climbed onto her tank; likewise, [[Fan Nickname|Jagdpanther-chan]] isn't happy to get a Hetzer model (during their match, her tank was dogged by the Oarai Student Council's Hetzer, which broke her tracks '''twice'''). The Panther commander who panicked when Turtle Team slipped into the formation gets another Hetzer, and declares it's "all kinds of weird" for there to be two Hetzers among the presents. And Erika is given an Anglerfish dance costume. (Maho thinks their barely-contained tears are from joy.) She gets some kind of plushie jellyfish or tentacle monster, which she declares is cute.

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** Finally, Maho takes a picture of the "party" to send to Miho. She has her usual serious face, Erika is wearing the Anglerfish costume and scowling, ~~Akeno~~ is smiling nervously, and the other commanders have [[Hidden Eyes]].

*** Oddly, the presents seem to be handed out at random, and yet tend to be appropriate to the girls who receive them.

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** Finally, Maho takes a picture of the "party" to send to Miho. She has [[The Comically Serious|her usual serious face]], Erika is wearing the Anglerfish costume and scowling, Koume Akaboshi (the girl who thanked Miho for saving her life last year, and the only one other than Maho who '''likes''' her gift) is smiling nervously, and the other commanders have [[Hidden Eyes]].

{{quote|"Thanks really happy please wait expectingly for return gift."}}

* Darjeeling reads a novel about [[Schoolgirl Lesbians|"earnest love" at an all-girls school]] and it [[Luminescent Blush|gives her ideas]] ... such as inviting Orange Pekoe to call her "[[Onee-Sama]]." Then Darjeeling and Assam get into a [[Tug Lover War]] over the smaller girl. Though petite, Orange Pekoe '''is''', as a narrative note points out, the tank gun's loader, and she's thus strong enough to [[Put Their Heads Together]].