Good Hair, Evil Hair/Quotes

"What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the moustache, I bet!"

—Robbie Rotten, Lazy Town

"To have a beard is to rehearse

A battle with the universe."

Bibble: I'm Governer Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.

Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?

GM: Yes, actually, he does.

Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.

—Darths and Droids

Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize?

Male Helen: Well, yes. I'm evil.

Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up?

Vaarsuvius: Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either.

—Order of the Stick, #596