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[[File:weldren_6605.png|frame|He's some sort of ninja. A well-dressed ninja.]]


{{quote|''"You're not gonna help us?"''
''"Nah... warehouse doesn't have an access ramp."''
''"Wow, that... is a huge oversight."''|'''The Armeniman''' and '''El Chupacabre'''}}

''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120109024540/http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/ Goodwill Heroes]'' is a webcomic that details the adventures and exploits of the Goodwill Heroes as they attempt to fight crime using a variety of non-standard methods. It updates every Monday and officially began in April '11. They are currently on the second chapter of the first book, ''Second-String Superheroes''.

The always-increasing cast of characters includes, so far:
* '''Jazz Man''': a suspender-wearing, chops-sporting jazz musician who speaks entirely in scat.
* '''El Chupacabre''': a 70s porn magician.
* '''Well-Dressed Ninja''': a mute ninja with an eye for fashion.
* '''The Armeniman''': a wheelchair-bound Armenian with a cock shotgun.

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* [[Anti Role Model]] : The Armeniman isn't above [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/15-08-2011/bk01-ch02-pg09/ shooting a man in the cock]{{Dead link}}.
* [[Author Avatar]] : The Goodwill Heroes officially began when five friends went to a superhero-themed Halloween party. As such, almost all of the characters are based on either the authors themselves, or friends of the authors. You'd actually be hard-pressed to find a character ''not'' based on anyone in particular.
* [[The Big Damn Kiss]] : Parodied at the end of [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/25-07-2011/bk01-ch02-pg07/ this page]{{Dead link}}.
* [[The Blind Leading the Blind]] : The Armeniman is the group's mentor, but he's just as bad at crimefighting as the main cast.
* [[Bloodless Carnage]]
* [[Bond One-Liner]] : Chupe does this when [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/06-04-2011/bk01-ch01-pg05/ throwing a medicine ball]{{Dead link}}.
* [[Bonus Material]] : Weldren updates his twitter just as often as the comic gets updated. His twitter account can be seen [http://twitter.com/#!/theWeldren here].
* [[Butt Monkey]] : El Chupacabre.
* [[Caper Crew]] : The Meanie Men.
* [[Cliff Hanger]] : Practically every page in the first chapter ended in one of these.
* [[Cunning Linguist]] : El Chupacabre to Jazz Man, as he is the only person capable of understanding Jazz Man's scatting.
* [[Did Not Do the Research]] : [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/08-08-2011/bk01-ch02-pg08/ This]{{Dead link}} is ''not'' how Aikido works!
* [[Fanservice Extra]] : The montage scene has a couple of characters that don't make any sense given the context of the scene.
* [[He Who Must Not Be Heard]] : Weldren is [[The Speechless]] and Jazz Man is [[The Unintelligible]].
* [[Hot Librarian]] : One of the characters is named the Sexy Librarian. Yeah.
* [[Improbable Weapon User]] : Weldren with his fashionably stretchy tie.
* [[Loser Protagonist]] : The entire GWH team.
* [[MacGuffin]] : No one knows exactly what the Meanie Men are stealing in the first chapter. Everyone just assumes the unicorn-marked boxes are drugs.
* [[Montage]] : [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/02-05-2011/bk01-ch01-pg10-montage/ This page]{{Dead link}}.
* [[Narrator]] : The first chapter is hard to understand, so the authors added a narrator to complement some of the first few pages. Unfortunately, she gives up during Jazz Man's [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/11-04-2011/bk01-ch01-pg07/ psychedelic jazz off]{{Dead link}} against the Meanie Men.
* [[The Pornomancer]] : El Chupacabre is a 70s porn magician who fights with condoms, dildos, and, if the situation calls for it, [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/08-08-2011/bk01-ch02-pg08/ his long, hard wood]{{Dead link}}.
* [[Wall of Text]] :
{{quote|The Librarian uses one [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/06-06-2011/bk01-ch02-pg03/ here].
The collection of trashy romance novels listed [http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/05-09-2011/bk01-ch02-pg11/ page 11]. }}

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