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* Practically every scene Walt disses on someone. One of the best: |
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{{quote|'''Walt:''' You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan, just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why! |
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'''Thao:''' You mean Youa? |
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'''Walt:''' Yeah... [[My Name Is Not Durwood|Yum Yum]]... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake. }} |
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* Thao tries to talk like a man and gets a gun pointed at his head for his troubles. The following scene where he puts this training to use counts too. |
* Thao tries to talk like a man and gets a gun pointed at his head for his troubles. The following scene where he puts this training to use counts too. |
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** Thao then going back with advice on complaining about job, girlfriend, car etc. Thao stumbles confusedly (or sarcastically) through it all, culminating with |
** Thao then going back with advice on complaining about job, girlfriend, car etc. Thao stumbles confusedly (or sarcastically) through it all, culminating with |
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{{quote|'''Thao''':"My ass hurts from all the guys on my construction job."}} |
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** What about the joke Walt told early on in the film? |
** What about the joke Walt told early on in the film? |
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{{quote|'''Walt''': Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."}} |
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** What, nobody mentioned this gem? |
** What, nobody mentioned this gem? |
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{{quote|'''Walt''': I'd like to have confession. |
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'''Father Janovich''': ''[[Oh Crap|Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]'' }} |
'''Father Janovich''': ''[[Oh Crap|Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]'' }} |
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** Sue's pathetic attempt at a [[Tactful Translation]], given that her grandmother is clearly furious at the sight of Walt in her home. |
** Sue's pathetic attempt at a [[Tactful Translation]], given that her grandmother is clearly furious at the sight of Walt in her home. |
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Latest revision as of 12:11, 3 August 2021
- Practically every scene Walt disses on someone. One of the best:
Walt: You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan, just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why! |
- Thao tries to talk like a man and gets a gun pointed at his head for his troubles. The following scene where he puts this training to use counts too.
- Thao then going back with advice on complaining about job, girlfriend, car etc. Thao stumbles confusedly (or sarcastically) through it all, culminating with
Thao:"My ass hurts from all the guys on my construction job." |
- What about the joke Walt told early on in the film?
Walt: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here." |
- What, nobody mentioned this gem?
Walt: I'd like to have confession. |
- Sue's pathetic attempt at a Tactful Translation, given that her grandmother is clearly furious at the sight of Walt in her home.
- The scene where Spider's gang deals with the Mexican gang messing with Thao. One of the Mexicans takes out a small revolver, but then one of Spider's guys takes out an uzi.
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