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* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
{{quote| "They kidnapped your wife!"<br />
{{quote|"They kidnapped your wife!"
"But I'm not married!"<br />
"But I'm not married!"
"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''" }}
"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''" }}
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
* In GTA 3, the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mH0YomgAY Citizens Raging Against Phones] group on Chatterbox is hilarious.
* In GTA 3, the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mH0YomgAY Citizens Raging Against Phones] group on Chatterbox is hilarious.
{{quote| '''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.<br />
{{quote|'''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.
'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.<br />
'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.
'''Protestor:''' LIAR!<br />
'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!<br />
'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!
'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!<br />
'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!
'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?<br />
'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!<br />
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!<br />
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!
'''Protestor:''' You shut up!<br />
'''Protestor:''' You shut up!
'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!<br />
'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!
'''Protestor:''' Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!<br />
'''Protestor:''' Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!
'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial. }}
'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial. }}


* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''[[Grand Theft Auto]] 4''.
* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''[[Grand Theft Auto]] 4''.
** [[Refuge in Audacity|The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[Show Within a Show|show]] up:
** [[Refuge in Audacity|The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[Show Within a Show|show]] up:
{{quote| Alien: "Oh my god... [[Punctuated for Emphasis|You're. A.]] [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING.]] [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Moron.]]"}}
{{quote|Alien: "Oh my god... [[Punctuated for Emphasis|You're. A.]] [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING.]] [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Moron.]]"}}


* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
{{quote| '''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...}}
{{quote|'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...}}
* This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
* This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
{{quote| '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!}}
{{quote|'''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!}}


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