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Compare [[Hot Mom]] and [[Stacy's Mom]], with which this can overlap.
Compare [[Hot Mom]] and [[Stacy's Mom]], with which this can overlap.


Contrast with [[I Was Quite a Looker]]. See also [[Christmas Cake]], and [[Likes Older Women]]. When adding examples, avoid people who are [[Hollywood Old]]. They must be visibly old for the trope to be in effect. Do not confuse with [[Older Than They Look]], or its extreme counterpart, [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]], unless they look old to a normal person despite being far older than that would imply on its own. See also [[Grande Dame]]. For elderly female characters who are more noted for concupiscence than attractiveness, see [[Dirty Old Woman]].
Contrast with [[I Was Quite a Looker]]. See also [[Christmas Cake]], and [[Likes Older Women]]. When adding examples, avoid people who are [[Hollywood Old]]. They must be visibly old for the trope to be in effect. Do not confuse with [[Older Than They Look]], or its extreme counterpart, [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]], unless they look old to a normal person despite being far older than that would imply on its own. See also [[Grande Dame]]. For elderly female characters who are more noted for concupiscence than attractiveness, see [[Dirty Old Woman]].


'''[[No Real Life Examples, Please]]'''.
'''[[No Real Life Examples, Please]]'''.
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* [[The Savage Dragon]] brings us [[Old Soldier|Superpatriot]], whom the young and exceedingly hot [[Most Common Superpower|Dart]] found sexy enough that she once sighed and commented "if only he were thirty years younger...". She later wound up in bed with his similar looking yet naive son, Justice.
* [[The Savage Dragon]] brings us [[Old Soldier|Superpatriot]], whom the young and exceedingly hot [[Most Common Superpower|Dart]] found sexy enough that she once sighed and commented "if only he were thirty years younger...". She later wound up in bed with his similar looking yet naive son, Justice.
* Old Bruce Wayne in ''[[The Dark Knight Returns]]'' certainly still holds the appeal he always had.
* Old Bruce Wayne in ''[[The Dark Knight Returns]]'' certainly still holds the appeal he always had.
* Jacob Kane, father of Kate Kane, the modern [[Batwoman]], is in at least his 50s or 60s but is still pretty good looking. It probably helps that he's a career [[Good Looking Privates|Army]] Colonel.
* Jacob Kane, father of Kate Kane, the modern [[Batwoman]], is in at least his 50s or 60s but is still pretty good looking. It probably helps that he's a career [[Good-Looking Privates|Army]] Colonel.




== Film ==
== Film ==
* Mimi Rogers, in ''The Door in the Floor''. This 50+ beauty appears alongside a still-got-it Kim Basinger - who was born in December 1953 (58 yo).
* Mimi Rogers, in ''The Door in the Floor''. This 50+ beauty appears alongside a still-got-it Kim Basinger - who was born in December 1953 (58 yo).




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* Honor Blackman in the ITV sitcom ''[[The Upper Hand]]'' (and also in [[Real Life]]).
* Honor Blackman in the ITV sitcom ''[[The Upper Hand]]'' (and also in [[Real Life]]).
* The actresses in so many pharmaceutical commercials now.
* The actresses in so many pharmaceutical commercials now.
* Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell from ''[[Prison Break]]''.
* Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell from ''[[Prison Break]]''.
* ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]'': Both Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher. It helps that [[Patrick Stewart]] was named "Sexiest Man on Television" by TV Guide in 1992, and Dr. Crusher (played by [[Gates McFadden]]) started out the series as a [[Hot Mom]] (she was only 38 in the first season), but by the end of the movies she definitely fits this trope.
* ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]'': Both Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher. It helps that [[Patrick Stewart]] was named "Sexiest Man on Television" by TV Guide in 1992, and Dr. Crusher (played by [[Gates McFadden]]) started out the series as a [[Hot Mom]] (she was only 38 in the first season), but by the end of the movies she definitely fits this trope.
* Gemma from ''[[Sons of Anarchy]]'', enough to be checked out and commented on by the much younger Prospect, Half-Sack.
* Gemma from ''[[Sons of Anarchy]]'', enough to be checked out and commented on by the much younger Prospect, Half-Sack.
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** She's quite the Eld Witch [http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/Soap-Bubble/A%20Witchs%20Tale/AWTEldWitch.png abomination].
** She's quite the Eld Witch [http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/Soap-Bubble/A%20Witchs%20Tale/AWTEldWitch.png abomination].
* [[The Medic]] from ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' may be old enough to be your dad and then some, but admit it, you'd [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic1.jpg still] [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic2.jpg do] [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic3.jpg him]. I don't care if you're [[Even the Guys Want Him|a straight man]], [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|you'd hit that]].
* [[The Medic]] from ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' may be old enough to be your dad and then some, but admit it, you'd [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic1.jpg still] [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic2.jpg do] [http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w45/nashimi/medic3.jpg him]. I don't care if you're [[Even the Guys Want Him|a straight man]], [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|you'd hit that]].
** And Sniper. Even though he looks like he's in his 40's, he's still hot! Heck, most of the cast is at least nearing middle age, and they all appeal to someone's fetish- there's [[Brave Scot|Demoman]], [[Good Looking Privates|Soldier]], [[Tuxedo and Martini|Spy]], [[Southern-Fried Genius|Engineer]], and [[Husky Russkie|Heavy]], all with their own devoted group of [[Periphery Demographic|fangirls]] and [[Even the Guys Want Him|fanboys]].
** And Sniper. Even though he looks like he's in his 40's, he's still hot! Heck, most of the cast is at least nearing middle age, and they all appeal to someone's fetish- there's [[Brave Scot|Demoman]], [[Good-Looking Privates|Soldier]], [[Tuxedo and Martini|Spy]], [[Southern-Fried Genius|Engineer]], and [[Husky Russkie|Heavy]], all with their own devoted group of [[Periphery Demographic|fangirls]] and [[Even the Guys Want Him|fanboys]].
* Ansem the Wise, Even/Vexen (minus the stupid expressions they give him, he is rather handsome!) and Master Eraqus from the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' series. Also Xigbar. He has partially grey hair but that's no issue (and just look at Braig...).
* Ansem the Wise, Even/Vexen (minus the stupid expressions they give him, he is rather handsome!) and Master Eraqus from the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' series. Also Xigbar. He has partially grey hair but that's no issue (and just look at Braig...).
* The third ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' introduces the character of Kobayakawa Hideaki, Mouri Motonari's grandson... his ''teenage'' grandson. Given that Motonari looks like a [[Bishonen]] in his early twenties, we can only assume both he and his child have mysteriously managed to father offspring at about age five.
* The third ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' introduces the character of Kobayakawa Hideaki, Mouri Motonari's grandson... his ''teenage'' grandson. Given that Motonari looks like a [[Bishonen]] in his early twenties, we can only assume both he and his child have mysteriously managed to father offspring at about age five.
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== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
* Aaliyah Soldari from the ''Welcome to Omega'' serial novel most certainly fits the bill. Two hundred years old and still beautiful enough to make men faint.
* Aaliyah Soldari from the ''Welcome to Omega'' serial novel most certainly fits the bill. Two hundred years old and still beautiful enough to make men faint.
* Headmistress Elizabeth Carson of the [[Super-Hero School]] Whateley Academy in the [[Whateley Universe]]. She's in her 70s, and looks early- to mid-30s. She'd look like a movie starlet, but she's too [[Large and In Charge|authoritative]].
* Headmistress Elizabeth Carson of the [[Super-Hero School]] Whateley Academy in the [[Whateley Universe]]. She's in her 70s, and looks early- to mid-30s. She'd look like a movie starlet, but she's too [[Large and In Charge|authoritative]].
* The "Mature" section of [[Literotica]] takes this [[Explicit Content|interesting places]].
* The "Mature" section of [[Literotica]] takes this [[Explicit Content|interesting places]].
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* While one is not seen in ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', Mr. Krabs once tries to get a [[MacGuffin]] from SpongeBob by offering to trade it for a box full of stuff, including a baseball cap that says 'foxy grandpa'. SpongeBob finds the cap amusing.
* While one is not seen in ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', Mr. Krabs once tries to get a [[MacGuffin]] from SpongeBob by offering to trade it for a box full of stuff, including a baseball cap that says 'foxy grandpa'. SpongeBob finds the cap amusing.
* Lots of people seem to have the hots for Iroh of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''.
* Lots of people seem to have the hots for Iroh of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''.
** The's also Avatar Kyoshi who lived to be over 200 years old, and still has plenty of admirers.
** The's also Avatar Kyoshi who lived to be over 200 years old, and still has plenty of admirers.
** Also, Piandao and, for some, Avatar Roku.
** Also, Piandao and, for some, Avatar Roku.
** [[Even the Guys Want Him|Everyone is gay for Iroh]].
** [[Even the Guys Want Him|Everyone is gay for Iroh]].
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** Grandpa Max isn't half-bad either.
** Grandpa Max isn't half-bad either.
* Halinor the Ex-Guardian of Fire and Queen Kadma on the second season of ''[[WITCH (animation)|WITCH]]''. In fact, when we see the older Guardians in their original young forms, they're all very...[[Most Common Superpower|generously endowed]] and [[Hartman Hips|physically mature]] in appearance.
* Halinor the Ex-Guardian of Fire and Queen Kadma on the second season of ''[[WITCH (animation)|WITCH]]''. In fact, when we see the older Guardians in their original young forms, they're all very...[[Most Common Superpower|generously endowed]] and [[Hartman Hips|physically mature]] in appearance.
** For that matter, Will's mom Susan, Irma's mom and Cornelia's mom all range from beautiful to downright gorgeous. MILF-y indeed!
** For that matter, Will's mom Susan, Irma's mom and Cornelia's mom all range from beautiful to downright gorgeous. MILF-y indeed!
* [[The Simpsons|Ned Flanders]] ([[Stupid Sexy Flanders]] himself) is over 60. [[Older Than They Look|Really]].
* [[The Simpsons|Ned Flanders]] ([[Stupid Sexy Flanders]] himself) is over 60. [[Older Than They Look|Really]].
* With only slight signs of aging over the years, Wilma and Betty of ''[[The Flintstones]]'' became grandmothers when Pebbles gave birth to twins in ''Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby''.
* With only slight signs of aging over the years, Wilma and Betty of ''[[The Flintstones]]'' became grandmothers when Pebbles gave birth to twins in ''Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby''.