Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

Kumar: Ah...yes.

Beat

Harold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Harold and Kumar get high and walk out the front door of their apartment:

Harold: Hey, we forgot our phones, should we go get them?
(Kumar looks back down the hall and sees they are literally thirty feet away from their room)
Kumar:...Nah, we've come too far.

Kumar: Dad come on I was just-
Kumar's Dad: Daddy is not coming on anything!