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** {{spoiler|Percy}} hexing {{spoiler|the Imperius'd Minister of Magic.}}

{{quote|"{{spoiler|[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|Hello Minister, did I]] [[Minored in Asskicking|mention I'm resigning]]?"}}}}

** "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" CMOA of the entire series. When you read this sentence, you know that Bellatrix will die just like the bitch she is.

** "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" CMOA of the entire series. When you read this sentence, you know that Bellatrix will die just like the [[Insult to Rocks|bitch]] she is.

*** Molly then wipes Bellatrix' smile off her face, orders everyone else out of the way ("she's mine!") and proceeds to give the (''second'') most dangerous witch of the series such a beating that the stones under their feet heat up and crack before the fight even reaches its climax. Oh yeah, and she wins.

** Dean Thomas gets two in the final battle. For starters, charging into battle without a wand of his own, and followed later when he was shown battling with a wand he had won for himself, clearly meaning that he, an unarmed teenager, managed to wrestle an armed, trained-to-kill Death Eater's wand away and made it his own, which he was now putting to good use rr [[Fridge Horror|he took it of a]] [[Tear Jerker|fallen comrade]]

** Dean Thomas gets two in the final battle. For starters, charging into battle without a wand of his own, and followed later when he was shown battling with a wand he had won for himself, clearly meaning that he, an unarmed teenager, managed to wrestle an armed, trained-to-kill Death Eater's wand away and made it his own, which he was now putting to good use. Orr [[Fridge Horror|he took it of a]] [[Tear Jerker|fallen comrade]].

** Before the battle, all of the Hogwarts students are called into the Great Hall, where McGonagall informs them of what's happening and what they'll do about it. Before the school starts evacuating, Voldemort speaks to them from the Shrieking Shack, saying that he won't harm anyone in the school if they give him Harry, saying they have one hour to comply. After the message, Pansy Parkinson decides to be a typical Slytherin and stands up, pointing at Harry and shrieking "IT'S POTTER! HE'S RIGHT THERE! SOMEBODY GET HIM!" Nobody moves towards Harry. Instead, the other three tables all stand up in unison, draw their wands, and point them at the Slytherins, ready to curse them into oblivion if any of them make a move towards Harry.

** *Punch* "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" In one action and fourteen words, Ron (who arguably suffered the most from him) pays back Malfoy for all the crap he's taken from him over the years.