Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (novel)/Funny
- Professor Lockhart's Valentine's Day celebration:
Lockhart: Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a love potion! |
- Made funnier by the fact that Love Potions are banned at Hogwarts.
- "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through!"
- "Soon the air was thick with flying gnomes."
- "... the gnome, sensing weakness, sank its razor-sharp teeth into Harry's hand. He had a hard job shaking it off until- 'Wow, Harry! That must've been fifty feet!'"
- After Snape fails to get Harry and Ron expelled, he's described as looking "as though Christmas had been canceled."
- But... wouldn't Christmas getting canceled make Snape happy?
- Christmas was canceled for Snape.
- Oh my god, I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the Kwikspell thing from Chamber of Secrets. Seriously, I was laughing so hard at it, mainly because it was so easy to imagine it as an extremely Narmy infomercial complete with Bad Bad Acting and Too Incompetent to Operate a Wand.
- "*referring to getting Moste Potente Potions via telling a teacher they're "just interested in the theory" of Polyjuice Potion* "Come on, no teacher's gonna fall for that. They'd have to be really thick..." *Gilligan Cut to Lockhart's class*
- Not in the book, but on the Headscratchers page:
I can't remember if it was stated in the book, but where did the basilisk come from? |
- The Howler. All of it.