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* Bob Kelso from ''[[Scrubs]]'' has employed this a number of times.
* Bob Kelso from ''[[Scrubs]]'' has employed this a number of times.
* Once used mockingly by Jim in ''[[The Office]]'' after being noticeably irritated by Todd Packer's use of this.
* Once used mockingly by Jim in ''[[The Office]]'' after being noticeably irritated by Todd Packer's use of this.
{{quote| '''Jim''': "Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?"}}
{{quote|'''Jim''': "Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?"}}
* ''[[That 70s Show]]'': In the first episode of season 2, "Garage Sale", Hyde bakes a batch of ''special'' brownies, prompting Kelso to say "You know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies?" (''points thumbs at himself'') ''This guy''!"
* ''[[That 70s Show]]'': In the first episode of season 2, "Garage Sale", Hyde bakes a batch of ''special'' brownies, prompting Kelso to say "You know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies?" (''points thumbs at himself'') ''This guy''!"
* ''[[30 Rock]]'': "Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
* ''[[30 Rock]]'': "Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
* A ''[[Castle]]'' outtake involved Nathan Fillion ad-libbing the following:
* A ''[[Castle]]'' outtake involved Nathan Fillion ad-libbing the following:
{{quote| '''Castle''': "What has two thumbs and a date with a prostitute? ''This guy!''"}}
{{quote|'''Castle''': "What has two thumbs and a date with a prostitute? ''This guy!''"}}
* Variation on the June 16, 2010, episode of ''[[The Daily Show]]'': "Who has four fingers and resigned in disgrace? [[Richard Nixon|This Guy]].".
* Variation on the June 16, 2010, episode of ''[[The Daily Show]]'': "Who has four fingers and resigned in disgrace? [[Richard Nixon|This Guy]].".
* Trina and then Andre in ''[[Victorious]]'' did this in the episode "The Birthweek Song".
* Trina and then Andre in ''[[Victorious]]'' did this in the episode "The Birthweek Song".
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== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* In the March 13th 2012 [[Dilbert]] strip, Dilbert reads about the possibilities of there being billions of versions of the earth in millions of universes and wonders "..if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.". In the next panel labeled ''Meanwhile on XPQ-75...'' a three armed woman approaches a three armed Dilbert.
* In the March 13th 2012 [[Dilbert]] strip, Dilbert reads about the possibilities of there being billions of versions of the earth in millions of universes and wonders "..if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.". In the next panel labeled ''Meanwhile on XPQ-75...'' a three armed woman approaches a three armed Dilbert.
{{quote| '''3 Armed Woman''': What has three thumbs and wants a shoulder massage?<br />
{{quote|'''3 Armed Woman''': What has three thumbs and wants a shoulder massage?
'''3 Armed Dilbert''': This guy! }}
'''3 Armed Dilbert''': This guy! }}


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== [[Stand Up Comedy]] ==
== [[Stand Up Comedy]] ==
* One Stephen Lynch routine parodies the old days of vaudeville, with David Josefsberg.
* One Stephen Lynch routine parodies the old days of vaudeville, with David Josefsberg.
{{quote| '''David:''' Stephen...<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' Stephen...
'''Stephen:''' Yes David...<br />
'''Stephen:''' Yes David...
'''David:''' Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?<br />
'''David:''' Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
'''Stephen:''' I don't know David, who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?<br />
'''Stephen:''' I don't know David, who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
'''David:''' This guy! }}
'''David:''' This guy! }}


== [[Video Games]] ==
== [[Video Games]] ==
* [[Kid Icarus: Uprising]] has one.
* [[Kid Icarus: Uprising]] has one.
{{quote| '''Pit:''' Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs? EVERYONE WITH TWO THUMBS!}}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs? EVERYONE WITH TWO THUMBS!}}


== [[Web Comics]] ==
== [[Web Comics]] ==
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* In ''[[Tweep]]'', Lily is [http://tweep.com/comic/?date=06-03-09 full of awesome].
* In ''[[Tweep]]'', Lily is [http://tweep.com/comic/?date=06-03-09 full of awesome].
* In ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', The Abs Man attempts this [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p37 but fails due to him omitting too much of the setup line].
* In ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', The Abs Man attempts this [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p37 but fails due to him omitting too much of the setup line].
{{quote| "What has two thumbs and is like a tool shed?" "This guy."<br />
{{quote|"What has two thumbs and is like a tool shed?" "This guy."
"You're a tool shed. What does that have to do with the girl?"<br />
"You're a tool shed. What does that have to do with the girl?"
"[[Incredibly Lame Pun|It is where all the hoes are at]]." }}
"[[Incredibly Lame Pun|It is where all the hoes are at]]." }}
* [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2255/ This] ''[[Cyanide and Happiness]]'' strip.
* [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2255/ This] ''[[Cyanide and Happiness]]'' strip.