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{{trope}}
[[File:i_just_had_sex_4794i just had sex 4794.png|frame|[[link=The Lonely Island|I just had sex![[Speed Sex|It was the best thirty seconds of my life!]]]]
 
{{quote|''My name is Olaf Peterson. I am very good in bed.''|''[[Red Dwarf]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!''|'''Zapp Brannigan''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
 
A character who talks big about his ([[A Man Is Not a Virgin|or, more rarely, her]]) love life and success with the ladies (or gents), but in fact has little or nothing going on. Can be part of [[Of Course I'm Not a Virgin]].
 
If everybody ''else'' is talking about the protagonist's (nonexistent) conquests, it's an [[Urban Legend Love Life]].
 
Compare [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]], which is frequently used in a parallel way. Subtrope of [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]].
 
{{noreallife|All The Tropes is not a gossip site.}}
{{examples}}
 
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* [[Rare Female Example]]: Sae in ''[[Hidamari Sketch]]'' constantly insists she has had tons of boyfriends and has all kinds of experience which she supposedly uses as inspiration for her writing.
* Another [[Rare Female Example]]: Saori in ''[[Girls und Panzer]]'' talks a big game about having lots of boyfriends or romantic experience and wisdom, but has little success to show for it.
 
== [[Film]] ==
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{{quote|'''Radcliffe''': I've done it with a girl, sex wise.}}
* Parodied with Dave in ''[[Flight of the Conchords]]'', who acts like an expert in all things, especially being a ladies' man. Judging by his tendency toward [[Malapropisms]] and the way he (deniedly) lives with his parents...
* Kirk St Moritz from ''[[Dear John (British series)|Dear John]]'' was always bragging about his non-existent conquests.
* In an episode of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'' the son of the person Sam leapt into was a virgin and his "friends" mocked him for it, but according to [[Word of God|Word Of Ziggy]] one of them was a virgin too.
* Richard Richard from ''[[Bottom]]''.
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** Though, early strips establish that [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4 he and Utahraptor were a couple in college.]
** Also, did he mention that he and Dromiceiomimus had tea... '''[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=106 and dinosaur sex]'''?
* Milford in ''[[Scary Go Round]]''. "Listen right, when I was on holiday, I met this girl, and got off with her like a hundred times" [https://web.archive.org/web/20191029121726/http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040906\%5C]
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
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* Page quote: Zapp Brannigan from ''[[Futurama]]''.
** Although ironically, that quote comes from right after he ''really did'' have sex with a woman. Apparently for the first time, though.
*** Possibly not, from later things he said. However, it's probably very infrequent and she might be the first to leave his bed without being converted to lesbianism. Or perhaps the previous one [[DroppedUnsettling a Bridget OnGender HimReveal|was a trap]]...
*** That does seem to be implied. {{quote|"We ''are'' certain it's a woman this time, right?"}}
* Master Shake from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' likes to portray himself as a ladies'... shake, although it is repeatedly [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] by someone (usually Frylock) pointing out that he doesn't even have genitalia.
* In one episode of ''[[South Park]]'', Cartman claims he's been laid "like, five thousand times."
 
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[[Category:Sex Tropes{{PAGENAME}}]]
[[Category:Comedy Tropes]]
[[Category:Sex Tropes]]
[[Category:This Index Asked You a Question]]
[[Category:Truth and Lies]]
[[Category:Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?]]
[[Category:No Real Life Examples, Please]]