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{{quote|Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!
|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}}
{{quote|''Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.''
▲{{quote|Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!}}
|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''' discussing healing showers on [[1213]]'s commentary track}}
{{quote|First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.
▲{{quote|Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}}
|'''Games Radar''', [http://www.gamesradar.com/f/101-things-weve-learned-from-videogames/a-20081126162511389033 101 things we've learned from games]}}
{{quote|Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor.
▲{{quote|''Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.''|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''' discussing healing showers on [[Twelve Thirteen|1213]]'s commentary track}}
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▲{{quote|First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.|'''Games Radar''', [http://www.gamesradar.com/f/101-things-weve-learned-from-videogames/a-20081126162511389033 101 things we've learned from games]}}
▲{{quote|Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor. |'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''', "[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-bullshit-video-game-healing-methods/ 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work]"}}
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