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{{quote|Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!}} |
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{{quote|Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!}} |
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{{quote|Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}} |
{{quote|Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}} |
Revision as of 16:20, 7 August 2014
Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves! |
Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly! |
Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.
—The fine print on a Medkit in Concerned
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Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.
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First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.
—Games Radar, 101 things we've learned from games
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Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor.
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