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Heat Vision and Jack contains an impressive series of really funny moments.

  • Jack trying to convince the Sherrif to trust him.

Jack: You're not listening to me! NASA is evil!

  • Ron Silver's bullet-stopping threat:

Ron: If I feel so much as one bullet hit me I'll come over there and pull your lungs through your nostrils.

  • Jack waxes philosophy:

Jack: If fate makes you a motorcyle... you become a motorcycle.

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