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[[File:large canterbury-leg.jpg|frame|She can habeas my corpus any day.]]

{{quote|~~<poem>~~''"[[Show Within a Show|Single Female Lawyer]]''

{{quote|''"[[Show Within a Show|Single Female Lawyer]]''

''[[Expository Theme Tune|fighting for her client!]]''

''[[Fan Service|Wearing sexy miniskirts]]''

''[[You Go, Girl!|and being self-reliant!]]"''~~</poem>|'''[[Futurama]]'''}}~~

''[[You Go, Girl!|and being self-reliant!]]"''

|'''[[Futurama]]'''}}

{{quote|''Oh, [[Law & Order|Claire Kincaid]], you can prosecute me any day.''~~|'''Adam''', ''[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]''}}~~

{{quote|''Oh, [[Law & Order|Claire Kincaid]], you can prosecute me any day.''

|'''Adam''', ''[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]''}}

She wears three-inch heels, favors [[Hot Chick in a Badass Suit|form-fitting suits]] with low-cut tops and hemlines well above the knee, has a sexy voice, and can impress many a man or woman. She also charges six hundred dollars an hour and doesn't care who her clients are, just as long as they pay. No, [[High-Class Call Girl|she's not a prostitute]]; she's a lawyer. (Same difference, right? But [[Evil Lawyer Joke|we kid, we kid]].)

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** Her rival, Reiko Kujou, is just as hot.

* Teru Mikami from ''[[Death Note]]'' is a male example. Unlike most examples, while he ''is'' good looking, he's also [[Knight Templar|very]], [[Axe Crazy|VERY]] [[Psycho Supporter|unhinged]]. (Of course, this is ''[[Death Note]]'' we're talking about, so this is pretty much a given.)

* Kotoko Fujioka aka Haruhi's [[Missing Mom]] from ''[[Ouran]]''.

* Kotoko Fujioka aka Haruhi's [[Missing Mom]] from ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]''.

== [[~~Comics~~]] ==

== [[Comic Books]] ==

* So what if she's 6'7" and can bench a battleship, few deny that [[She Hulk|Jennifer Walters]] fits in here.

** To many, the fact that she's 6'7" and can bench a battleship... actually makes her ''[[Hot Amazon|hotter]]''.

* [[Daredevil|Matthew "Matt" Murdock]] is a male example.

* The [[X-Men]]'s lawyer, Evangeline "Vange" Whedon, is a [[Goth]] chick who [[Bare Your Midriff|bares her midriff]] more often than not.

* Captain America's girlfriend in the 80s Bernie Rosenthal.

* [[Captain America (comics)|Captain America]]'s girlfriend in the 80s, Bernie Rosenthal.

== [[Film]] ==

* Elle, Vivian, and several other characters, in ''[[Legally Blonde]]''.

* Sally Carrera in ''[[Cars]]''. She is a Porsche, after all.

* Sally Carrera in ''[[Cars]]''. She is a [[Stealth Pun|Porsche]], after all.

* Rachel Dawes from ''[[Batman Begins]]'' and ''[[The Dark Knight]]''. Both versions (Katie Holmes and [[Maggie Gyllenhaal]]). Harvey Dent (Aaron Echkart) as well.

* Elizabeth Banks' character in ''Role Models''.