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''New Orleans'' (I will refrain from flood jokes, know that I was thinking about it): Forge and Cloberella are parting ways, Forge is staying with his grandmother -- who holy shit by the way is Uhura! All sets involving her are now "''the captains' quarters''", since the bridge is taken by Sulu's company and in my opinion it was clearly where Uhura went when the camera wasn't rolling.
 
''Costa Del'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|MURDERING MURDERERS WHO MURDER AND STEAL CARS}}: Wonder girl is looking sneaky up against a wall, clearly up to no good. She walks calmly into the police station and totally declares that she is a murderer and proceeds to ''Intentionally Use Her Powers To Kill Policemen!'', poor hero cop is lying on the ground all bleedy eyed. Yes I know that they do the whole "Wonder twins power unite" bit and they come back but still.
 
From this point on I will consider the bleedy eye twins villains until I see them do something vaguely heroic aside from run and murder people, seriously. Deus Ex Machina gets them to free him (No mention of his crime) and reveals that he has a car. Claire's stolen car! This from now on will be known as the "Product Placement of plot detriment", or the ''Batmobile'', whichever one that I can be bothered to type out.