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* [[Full-Name Basis]]: Most of the celebrity characters such as Lenny Kravitz, Debbie Gibson and Bill Wyman. |
* [[Full-Name Basis]]: Most of the celebrity characters such as Lenny Kravitz, Debbie Gibson and Bill Wyman. |
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* [[Groin Attack]] |
* [[Groin Attack]] |
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{{quote|Joel: "How's your crotch, that I made sore?...With my violence ballet I mean."}} |
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* [[Girl of the Week]]: Debbie Gibson and Sandra. |
* [[Girl of the Week]]: Debbie Gibson and Sandra. |
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* [[Heavy Sleeper]]: Michele. |
* [[Heavy Sleeper]]: Michele. |
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* [[Stealing From the Till]]: Michele steals some money from a donation envelope and is caught by Kevin. Later he tries to return the money from her purse to the envelope but is caught by Hugo, who yells at him for not stealing more money from her. |
* [[Stealing From the Till]]: Michele steals some money from a donation envelope and is caught by Kevin. Later he tries to return the money from her purse to the envelope but is caught by Hugo, who yells at him for not stealing more money from her. |
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* [[Sleeps with Everyone but You]]: |
* [[Sleeps with Everyone but You]]: |
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{{quote|Michele: "Oh god, why do I always sleep with my friends?" |
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Joel:"Maybe you just want to take your friendship to the next level." |
Joel:"Maybe you just want to take your friendship to the next level." |
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Michele:"Some friendships are already at the perfect level." }} |
Michele:"Some friendships are already at the perfect level." }} |
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* [[Show Within a Show]]: "3 Minutes With Joel". |
* [[Show Within a Show]]: "3 Minutes With Joel". |
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* [[Vanity Is Feminine]]: Joel. He has a pink hand mirror and is once described by Debbie Gibson as "someone who seems gay, but isn't." |
* [[Vanity Is Feminine]]: Joel. He has a pink hand mirror and is once described by Debbie Gibson as "someone who seems gay, but isn't." |
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* [[Lolicon]]: Bill Wyman |
* [[Lolicon]]: Bill Wyman |
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{{quote|"Rainbows and ponies? She sounds like a complex and fascinating woman."}} |
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* [[My Eyes Are Up Here]]: A bulk up powder causes Joel to grow a pair of breasts in one episode. During his show Bill Wyman won't stop staring at his chest, prompting him to say this. Theres also a song about it earlier in the episode. |
* [[My Eyes Are Up Here]]: A bulk up powder causes Joel to grow a pair of breasts in one episode. During his show Bill Wyman won't stop staring at his chest, prompting him to say this. Theres also a song about it earlier in the episode. |
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{{quote|When none of the guys/Will look you in the eyes/thats when you realize/Your chest has grown in size |
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When all your friends suggest/A wet T-shirt contest/It's not that hard to guess/They just wanna see your breasts |
When all your friends suggest/A wet T-shirt contest/It's not that hard to guess/They just wanna see your breasts |
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When you become the dude/Who's mammaries protrude/Men can be so rude/Cause there all picturing you nude |
When you become the dude/Who's mammaries protrude/Men can be so rude/Cause there all picturing you nude |
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They'll never let you be/Once you're a double D/What's a busty lad supposed to do? }} |
They'll never let you be/Once you're a double D/What's a busty lad supposed to do? }} |
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* [[Work Com]] |
* [[Work Com]] |
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