Hollywood New England/Quotes

"Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; 'Chowder' Said Wrong"

—Springfield Shopper headline, The Simpsons

"The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheeses!"

—Sen. Ortolan Finisterre, Thank You for Smoking

"Wow. Even the gas stations are nicer in Vermont."

—Billboard for a regional convenience store chain, on US Route 4 outside Whitehall, NY just before the state line.^[1]

Larry Barrucci: So you guys are from Boston, huh? Did ya leave ya cahh inna pahkin' laht?

Pittsy: What're you, some kinda fuckin' fuck?

—Punisher Max #2

Down by the rivah
Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles
(Aww, that's wheah it's happenin' baby)
That's wheah yeh'll find meh
Along with the lovahs, muggahs and thieves
(Aww, but theyah good people)
Well I love that dirteh watah

Oh, Bahstin, youah mah home.
—The Standells, "Dirty Water"

↑ Billboards being illegal in Vermont itself.

[1] Billboards being illegal in Vermont itself.

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