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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001956 John: Open large present.] Oh hell no.
* An old one, but a good one:
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|EEB: you can see me, right.}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002074 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]}} }}
{{color|#0715cd|[}} }}
** Leading up to that: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002071 Rose is having trouble learning the interface].
** Later gets something of a [[Call Back]] when [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003306 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]
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* "Wait...this is a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003109 BULL PENIS CANE?]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]
** {{color|#2ED73A| Stitch}} says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVN8in0XmJA This] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003203 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003204 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]
{{quote| {{color|#b536de|TTT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]
{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.] }}
* John and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation] about Terezi:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: ok.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.}} }}
** Immediately afterwards, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]:
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|EEB: oh, he said to give you a message...}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: OH >:?}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: WH4T!!!}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: W41T}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: 1N CONF1D3NC3}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.}}<br />
{{color|#008282|GGC: C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!}} }}
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation] later on. It's still funny.
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter] <s> {{color|red|TTHIS IS STUPID}}</s> {{color|#0715cd|yyeah right!}}
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
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** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[Blatant Lies|the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003832 End of Act 4] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003833 It'll be a few more pages.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835 This] conversation between Dave and Terezi.
{{quote| {{color|#e00707| TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight}}<br />
{{color|#008282| GC: C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah thats fine}} }}
** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003937 You only stop when you smell tears.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 See? The coin has exonerated him.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003946 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]
* '''{{color|#626262|ccarcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] }} [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003986 computer exploded.]'''
* [[Blue Blood|Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[The Stoner|Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004121 And then they talk].
** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[Crowning Moment of Funny|all kinds of]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Moments]].
{{quote| {{color|#2b0057|TTC: bUt NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG sOmE pIe}}<br />
{{color|#2b0057|TTC: tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy, I lIkE tHeM.}} }}
** His [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004122 conversation with Vriska.] Oh god.
{{quote| {{color|#000056|RROBO SLAP!}}}}
** And now [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004178 his] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004179 conversations] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004180 with] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004181 Aradia].
* SHE HAS '''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004163 WHAT?!]'''
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{{quote| But I guess all this can be discussed into the ground in the coming week. Over what shall heretofore be known as THE WEEK OF THE GREAT ROBOSMOOCH OF 2010.}}
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Nepeta's] [[Shipper On Deck|'Shipping Wall']]. {{color|red|ooh yessssss!}}
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004251 this panel]:
{{quote| {{color|#004183|aG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!}}}}
** I think it's funny that [[Even Evil Has Standards|even the imp looks sorry for him]].
** Equally subjective was the preceding moment where Vriska built Tavros a tower ''[[Kick the Dog|made entirely of stairs which she expects him to climb]]'' as well as his comically understated reaction:
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** But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004256 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]
{{quote| {{color|#008141|GGA: Maybe I Should Upend This Load Gaper Over Your Head}}<br />
{{color|#004183|AAG: No, don't!}}<br />
{{color|#008141|GGA: Im Still Learning The Interface}}<br />
{{color|#008141|GGA: It Could Happen Accidentally At Any Moment}} }}
* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
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* Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004443 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[Timey Wimey Ball|weird time shit]]. When his future self signs in to tell him this is dumb, he bans him. Yes, he ''bans his future self''.
** He does it again in his second memo.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#626262|C}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCCG: GET TO THE POINT.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|FFUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] }} 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.<br />
{{color|#626262|FFCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCCG}} banned {{color|#626262|FFCG}} from responding to memo. }}
*** And then ''this'' happens:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCCG: HOLY HELL.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCCG: THIS IS EXHAUSTING.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCCG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCCG: OK, MAYBE I'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AND GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|FFUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] }}609 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.<br />
{{color|#626262|FFCG: NO YOU WON'T.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|FFCG: THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY NAUSEATING IN RETROSPECT, I'M SHUTTING THIS DOWN.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|FFCG}} banned {{color|#626262|CCCG}} from responding to memo.<br />
<br />
{{color|#626262|FFCG}} closed memo. }}
*** Yes. Karkat from the future (Almost a month in the future, actually) banned ''current'' Karkat and ''closed the memo himself.''
**** Basically, the memos in their entirety. All the memos. All of them.
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** "See you soon!"
** Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[Color Coded for Your Convenience|who has a heart shirt on]].
* WH4T!!!R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN. Just... yeah. Terezi opens the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 memo] to discuss the stupidity of Karkat's plan to troll the humans and it only gets better from there. Karkat from closer and closer in the past keeps on interrupting until he comes over and starts messing with Terezi's keypad. They ban and unban and reban each other until finally at the end:
{{quote| {{color|#008282|$<nowiki>FGC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282|$<nowiki>FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282|$<nowiki>CGC: OHH >:? </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282|$<nowiki>FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282|$<nowiki>FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:] </nowiki>}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004535 This Page] helped add [[Mood Whiplash|some levity]] to the previous page when [[Tropers/Mikephisto|This Troper]] was [[The Fool|expecting]] [[Complete Monster|the]] [[Oh Crap|worst]].
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004553 This exchange] is no exception.
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|EEB: ok, i will be sure to let my guard down.}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: psyche!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: oh damn, that was 9 !'s.}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: !!!!!!!1}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: shit!}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: never mind.}} }}
* John dispatches some imps, but [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004567 not in the way you might expect.]
** Following that, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004568 examines his room]:
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005486 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]
* For those people who ordered a [[Defictionalization|Troll shirt]], it comes with some wise words from Tavros:
{{quote| {{color|#a15000|AAT: uHH, dON'T gET iN tHE rECUPERACOON, wHILE wEARING tHIS [sHIRT], sO yOU wON'T hAVE tO, uHH, cHANGE,}} <ref>[[You Make Me Sic|[sic] ]]</ref>}}
** Mine had some from Aradia:
{{quote| {{color|#a10000|AAA: i'm 0k with this shirt. maybe y0u are t00. 0r n0t. i'm 0kay with either possibility}}}}
** Mine was from Terezi:
{{quote| {{color|#008282|GC:TH1S SH1RT SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS, BUT DONT COUNT ON 1T TO M4SK TH3 PUTR1D ST3NCH OF YOUR D3C31T FROM TH3 PROS3CUT1ON, H3H3H3H3H3 >:] }}}}
{{quote| {{color|#008282|G}}}}
** I ordered the God Tier!John one:
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd| EB: well... i guess you probably can't do the windy thing, bit that's ok! you can be my trusty sidekick. i'll handle all the windy stuff.}}|Actually it said {{color|#0715cd| the all windy stuff.}} which makes things even funnier in my book.}}
** I got a Hero of Mind God Tier hoodie. My message was from Vriska:
{{quote| {{color|#005682| Hahahaha. You think you have what it takes to wear this???????? Don't you know you have to 8e strong and 8rave to wear this and not 8e an em8arrassment to yourself????????}}}}
{{quote| {{color|#005682| }}}}
** I got the same message with the Hero of Space God Tier Tee. Not fully sure why.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004624 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd| EB: excuse me, but spending just a little quality time with my man bill here is not a w8stey w8ste at all.}} <br />
{{color|#0715cd| EB: no amount of 8's in words will make that true.}} }}
* Don't forget to mention [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004625 this] token.
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd| EB: I am the [[The Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker (Video Game)|Wind Waker]]. It's me.}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004638 "It is] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004639 the perfect] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004640 crime."]
* Fans of ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 this]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this] on his forum.
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** And strangely, she is kind of [[Moe Moe|adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 Dave made] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic] for Terezi.
{{quote| {{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: >:o</nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: D4V3...</nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C</nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D</nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah ok whatever you say}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| TG: fuckin aliens}}<br />
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)</nowiki>}} }}
* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004673 this page] [[Crosses the Line Twice|far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[Not So Stoic|he finally lost his cool]] or [[Onion Tears|his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].
* Terezi's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gif four] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTWO.gif part] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTHR33.gif D4NC3] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif P4RTY] series.
{{quote| {{color|#e00707| TG: i cant compete with this}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004684 This update.] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]
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** What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.
*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|CCTG: ok later windbag}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.}} }}
** Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|CCTG: ok youre by far the worst artist out of any of us}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: and thats saying something}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FAST}}<br />
(...)<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: no peeking k}} }}
** Then you have Dave and John talking about how some of the Troll girls may like them
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|CEB: i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|C}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: doesnt concern you dude}} }}
** [http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]
** Even better was this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|CCTG: is that how it went down}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: YES, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ARE A SAVANT OF XENOBIOLOGY DAVE AND I SALUTE YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY INTERGALACTIC SPACE TENDRILS}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: or maybe it was a guy who rejected you}}<br />
{{color|#626262|?CG: FUCK OFF. }}<br />
{{color|#e00707|CCTG: haha wow bingo}} }}
** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
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*** Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
*** Equius needs his own mention.
{{quote| {{color|#000056| Equius: D --> Is this where we embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"}}}}
*** Karkat [[Deadpan Snarker|snarking]] about [[Lampshade Hanging|how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]
{{quote| {{color|#004183|VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#004183|V}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|K}}<br />
{{color|#004183|VVRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KKARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...}}<br />
{{color|#004183|VVRISKA: They are........}}<br />
{{color|#004183|VVRISKA: [[This Is Sparta|IN]]}}<br />
{{color|#004183|VVRISKA: [[This Is Sparta|THE]]}}<br />
{{color|#004183|VVRISKA: [[Large Ham|FIIIIIIIIRE]][[Verbal Tic|!!!!!!!! ::::)]]}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KKARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.}} }}
*** "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!"
**** It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
*** Gamzee's dancing.
* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* {{color|#b536de|'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.}}
{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004706 ==>]}}
** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]
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{{quote| [[color:#a10000:AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m<br />
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!<br />
AA: blah W41TBL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+<br />
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)<br />
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences<br />
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** Which turns into [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk].
** And on the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004727 next page:]
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TTG: im not that strong ok}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk}}<br />
{{color|#000056|CCT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Oh}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too}}<br />
{{color|#000056|CCT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> No}}<br />
{{color|#000056|CCT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Bows}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves}}<br />
{{color|#000056|CCT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Yes}}<br />
{{color|#000056|CCT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Sometimes}} }}
* Since Equius has no towels, he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004731 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]
* Let's not forget Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004752 arguing with himself. At length.]
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* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004792 Lil' Cal.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004807 Jade tries to reach Dave], but instead ends up talking to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004808 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TTG: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak}} }}
* John trying to get Rose to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004822 stop acting so dark] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 act the way she used to.] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Heartwarming]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004824 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004924 The entirety] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave. This troper was literally in tears at one point from laughing.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 This] conversation, but especially:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TTG: basically robots are in control now}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: which is [[Good News Bad News|good news and bad news]]}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|T}}<br />
{{color|#2ED73A|GGG: whats the good news?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: thats also the good news}} }}
** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004933 this].
* Kanaya [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 finally grasps our human sarcasm].
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** Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them--they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
{{quote| {{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| oops red is how i talk, my bad}}<br />
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| OH MY GOD...}}<br />
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT}}<br />
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S}}<br />
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| <nowiki>1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o</nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse}}<br />
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: OK >:[ </nowiki>}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004998 Luck doesn't actually matter] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005039 christmas alchemy binge] only to be interrupted by an [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005040 extremely angry Karkat.]
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** ...which is then [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers.
** And then followed not long after by Karkat imagining [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out].
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[Freudian Slip|MAKE OUT]] [[Screw Yourself|WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: FUCK I MEAN}} <br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE}} }}
** Wait, no one noticed that [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 this conversation] was a [[Call Back]] to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003542 this one?] I thought that was hilarious.
* From [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [S] Wake,] when Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist.
** The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[Mood Whiplash|surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. This troper blames the accompanying sound effect. {{color|red|DDOOF.}}
*** Likewise when Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
**** Bahahahahaha--awwwww....
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* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this] flash. Especially the roleplay.
** They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
{{quote| {{color|#5f8101|NEPETA: :33 < D--> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#5f8101|N}}<br />
{{color|#000056|EEQUIUS: D--> That's not how I talk.}}<br />
(...)<br />
{{color|#000056|EEQUIUS: D--> *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*}}<br />
{{color|#000056|EEQUIUS: D--> *It commands it, do as it says*}} }}
** "speaking metafurrikitty"
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]
* The transition from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to] [[Mood Whiplash|the]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it [[Crosses the Line Twice]], it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[Tear Jerker|those murders.]]
* {{color|#004183|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.}} Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. {{color|#004183|OOh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?}}
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT].
* Dead Tavros [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TTG: so aradia just so were clear}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: this is like a hellbubble right}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AAA: yes you figured out the mystery!}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|T}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTG: except not dying}} }}
** Just before that:
{{quote| AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,<br />
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[Curb Stomp Battle|one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[Power Glows|glowing]], rushes over and ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks] Gamzee in the <s>crotch</s> bone bulge'', [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him] [[Anticlimax Boss|over the cliff]].
** You forgot the best part: {{color|indigo|hhooooooooooooooooooooonk}}
*** No, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 this] is the best part.
*** I think you mean [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 this.]
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** "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."
* Aradia's conversation with a dead Aradiabot and an unconscious Sollux.
{{quote| {{color|#a1a100|TTA: 0_0}}<br />
{{color|#a1a100|TTA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face.}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AAA: hahahahaha!}}<br />
{{color|#000056|AAA: hahahahaha!}} }}
*
{{quote| {{color|#a10000|AAA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AAA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!}} }}
** [[Call Back|Say, Jade,]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 doesn't that sound] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 kind of familiar?]
* Sollux and Aradia in the dream bubble are good for these moments.
{{quote| {{color|#a1a100|TA: man, being blind is dumb, [[Ship Tease|can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething]] t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#a1a100|T}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AAA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird}} }}
* {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}} attempting to be civil to Spades Slick. While Slick is clubbing his enormous white head with his trademark horse hitcher.
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very difficult to discuss our points of mutual interest like this. I was prepared to go about it in a civilized way, even though I knew very well I would spend the first several minutes of our meeting sitting on the floor while being flogged. I have even prepared a bowl of candy for you, which I know you will enjoy. Courtesy is important, Jack. Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound iron makes against my head repeatedly?}}<br />
{{quote| D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T{{color|white|Y}}<br />
{{color|white|NNo, of course not.}}1N CONF1D3NC3<nowiki>]</nowiki> }}
** And let's not forget evidence that he really was synthesized from Lil' Cal.:
{{quote| C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D<nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|H}}C4NHaa 1haa. L1CKHee TH3hee. P41NT1NGS?Hoo hoo.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki>}}
* Slick [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]. He [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them].
* Rose's conversation with {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}}, in which Scratch [[Digging Yourself Deeper|accidentally comes off]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005527 a little] [[Mistaken for Pedophile|creepy]].
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki><br />
{{quote| NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG{{color|white|T}}MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy<br />
{{color|#b536de|TTT: Oh my god.}} }}
** The conversation [[Sarcasm Mode|gets]] [[It Got Worse|better.]] When he refers to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[I Thought It Meant|creepily]] [[Unfortunate Implications|unsettling.]]
{{quote| {{color|#b536de|TTT: You're being creepy again.}} <br />
R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.<nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|N}}<nowiki>FGC:No 1I'm JUSTnot. THOUGHTBesides, 1[[I WOULDCall 4DDHim ON3Mister L4STHappy|the R3M4RKWhite TOKing]] TH1Sagrees S1LL1N3SSwith me.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki> <br />
{{color|#b536de|TTT: [[Flat What|What?]]}} }}
** The conversation also has a fun [[Call Back|call]][http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]
{{quote| {{color|#b536de|TTT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.}}}}
* When he crashes into the private conversation of Rose and Jade, it is as hilarious as it is creepy.
{{quote| <nowiki>FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! [</nowiki>{{color|white|HHello ladies.}}<nowiki>CGC: OHH >:? ]</nowiki>}}
** And then [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image] makes it more hilarious, with a [[Call Back]] with a [[Memetic Mutation]].
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
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* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.] He is holding a note with blood in it.
{{quote| {{color|#2b0057|$<nowiki>bro. SLOPPY M4K3OUTS. NOW. on the roof. H3H3H3 >:o] </nowiki>}}}}
* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.] (Banner again)
** And so he decides to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]
* This exchange here:
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|$<nowiki>EB: aradia? </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#626262|$<nowiki>CG: JUST ANOTHER DEAD TROLL, WHO CARES. </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|$<nowiki>EB: :( </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#626262|$<nowiki>CG: STOP FROWNING, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED. </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|$<nowiki>EB: ... </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|$<nowiki>EB: :( </nowiki>}} }}
 
* Karkat's [[That Came Out Wrong|hilariously inappropriate slew of Freudian slips]] while trying to get John up to speed on things [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 here] (the first doubling as a [[Call Back]]):
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER THAT HER SPRITE SELF IS PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR AS DESPICABLE AS SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HERSELF TO BE. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: I MEAN }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: MAKING HERSELF OUT TO BE. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. }} }}
** and shortly after:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: WE'VE ALL GOT FLAWS, EVEN HER }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GIVEN ME ON THIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGLING FROM A VERY HIGH HOOK. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|C}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|C}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: WAIT }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: FUCK }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: wow. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: /raises eyebrows }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: WHAT WERE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT, IT WASN'T THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: what is what this is? }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: IT'S NOTHING, YOU SHIT. IT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTLING THROUGH OUR SNORT BARRELS WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|C}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: was... }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EEB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue? }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEING WORKED UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING CONNIPTION AND SAYING SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NOT BE CLEAR BY NOW??? }} }}
{{color|#626262|C}} }}
* If music counts... the [[Nicolas Cage|Nic]] [[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Cage]] [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song].
** It gets so much better with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU fan video].
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** Was anyone else hearing [[Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job|Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, [[Foreshadowing|AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS]] "[[Memetic Mutation|PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS]], [[Foreshadowing|CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT."]] WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. }} }}
{{color|#626262|C}} }}
* Jade ''wapping Bec Noir'' upside the head with a newspaper.
* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it.
** Gamzee referring to a light that makes him wince. [[Groin Attack|If only he knew]].
** The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#a15000|AAT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES,}}}}
* Despite being a gigantic [[Tear Jerker]] for [[The Woobie|Karkat]], the 8/2/11 updates manage to be tragically absurd.
{{quote| CG: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER.<br />
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** In the flash beforehand, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''.
** The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit] from a few updates back [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] as well:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CCG: JOHN, TRUST ME. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CCG: IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT.}} }}
* Andrew returns to his old [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.] Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], too.
* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction.
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{{quote| "Yes, that was a waste of time. Definitely. It's definitely not something you spend much time doing whenever you are alone, which is always. "}}
* Jake [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006085 getting increasingly irritated with Strider's auto-response bot]:
{{quote| {{color|#1f9400|GGT: Hey. Tell me about the auto responder. Make it snappy shitknickers!}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006102 Sometimes you tell dad you really want poppop in the attic. He says the mere fact you call it that tells him you're not ready.]
* [http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/ The Works of Evil: Andrew Hussie's Devil Worship] is quite possibly the funniest article ever written about Homestuck.
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* We [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006122 finally find out] where all the [[Running Gag|pumpkins]] have been disappearing to!
* Roxy, on Betty Crocker's influence:
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|TG: all i know is shes banking on us doing this and if she needs us to do this than its got to be to make somethin fucking hoorible happen}}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|T}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: * horbible}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: * whore bible}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: ^ bullseye}} }}
* Speaking of bullseyes:
{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006132 AH HA. GOT YOU YOU SON OF A, SHIT, WAIT.]}}
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* "[[Sophisticated As Hell|The Tao of falling the]] [[Precision F Strike|fuck]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006157 down]"
* Strider's touching and entirely disturbing monologue about the power of his puppetry.
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TTT: If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. }}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GGG: Oh yes? }}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GGG: Then this whole affair will be one of D. Strider's grand productions in puppetry? }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: I will be the unseen hand whose nimble digits are behind every subtle twitch in our session's bulbous foam ass. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: At least those gyrations not happening by the volition of its own quivering absorbant proboscis. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: If you ever need help, Jane. If you're ever in any trouble at all, let me know. Just say the word. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: I'll whip the toggle stick of this ludicrous marionette, cavorting its humongous bottom to intercept your freefall through the abyss. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Snowcone you up in the fluffy crook of its cleft. Don't be alarmed if you're in no hurry to unpry yourself. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: For the great jut of this impudent rump has more yield to your touch than you ever dreamt. Remember to catch your breath as it cherishes the imprint of your hand like a memento from a lover gone to war. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|T}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: There's a lot of give to that ass, you may say. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Might like to settle in. Make myself comfortable. Start a family. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Bounce a coin off that ass, you'll demand of visitors. It's not going anywhere. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Bet that coin'll take a good nap there. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: It's a gamble you win every goddamn time. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Yeah.}} }}
* Which is funnier-the bunny fidgeting the [[Potty Dance]] while [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006163 holding the fridge,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006164 Jane reacting] [[Annoying Younger Sibling|annoyed at the bunny]] for [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006165 putting the fridge down] [[Comically Missing the Point|WRONG,]] OR [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006166 B2!Dad noticing the mess] with [[Stunned Silence]]?
* [[Faux Horrific|OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006173 HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH.]
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* Karkat jokingly freaks out at the possibility of having his eyes burned out by the Green Sun and asks if "one of you awesome dudes has a radical pair of shades I can borrow?" [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006251 Kanaya] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006252 obliges]<ref>with Equius's shades</ref>.
* All of the dialogue with the kids and the trolls in front of the green sun, but the end of Rose's exposition is especially hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#b536da| ROSE: Don't be ridiculous. It won't take nearly that long.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: OH}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It'll only take about three years.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: OK}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: THAT'S NOT SO BAD I GUESS.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: WAIT, HOW LONG ARE YEARS SUPPOSED TO BE AGAIN?}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: WAS IT LIKE TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING?}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: Yes, two.}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: And then fifty more.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.}} }}
* Rose talking to Dave about Maple hoof at the end of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006257 this] conversation.
{{quote| {{color|#b536da| ROSE: Was that the one you mentioned had a pink heart on it?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: yeah}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: Hmm.}} <br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: what}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| }} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: You bastard.}} }}
** This troper busted out laughing and doubled over at that line.
** And immediately before that:
{{quote| {{color|#626262| KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW EVERY NOW AND THEN YOUR LUSUS WILL BRING SOME RANDOM ASS DEAD ANIMAL BACK TO YOUR HIVE FOR NO FUCKING REASON}} <br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: AND THEY DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: not really}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: oh wait}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: against all odds i sorta do}} }}
* The entirety of the "first contact" between the two humans and the surviving trolls is almost nothing but laughs, but Terezi's sheer embarrassment over the whole thing is hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#008282|TTEREZI: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TTEREZI: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DDAVE: are you actually}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TTEREZI: ...}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TTEREZI: NO}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TTEREZI: NO W3 AR3 NOT}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006262 Karkat] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006263 being] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006264 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006265 hit] by a bucket had this troper in stitches!
** The arms really sell it.
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** DELICIOUS
* Squarewave's reaction to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006441 losing to Dirk in a rap-off]:
{{quote| <code> {{color|#e00707|SSQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO}} [[No Waterproofing in The Future|PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID]] {{color|#e00707|LLIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!}}</code>}}
* Dirk and the Autoresponder working together.
{{quote| {{color|#00d5f2|GGG: Are you typing your most important instructions in red now?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTT: Yes.}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: No.}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GGG: ...}} }}
* The truth about uranianUmbra:
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TTT: What I'm asking is, have you ever written stories about us?}}<br />
{{color|#929292|UUU: .....}}<br />
{{color|#929292|UUU: [[Ascended Fanboy|yes]]. u_u}} }}
* Roxy recommends that Jane loosen up:
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass}}}}
** also
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: jane i am afraid}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: that ur bottom}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: is a stubborn clam}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: guarding priceless treasure}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TTG: and a deadly secret}} }}
* An incredible portion of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006472 [S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.] It is filled with [[Call Back]] power, from a very large number of pages, often with humorous twists: at one point, Jake taunts Robo-Dirk... only to get ''[[Multi Armed and Dangerous|five]]'' thumbs down, a la [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002771 [S] Dave: Abscond.] The look on Jake's face is ''[[Oh Crap|priceless.]]''
** The Prince is awake. [[Badass Boast|Your shit]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|is wrecked.]]
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* After finishing his conversation with future Karkat, Karkat proceeds to respond to the memo that he had created ten minutes ago because he wants to antagonize a version of himself that's 10 minutes away. What really hammers it in is the chat bubble above his head, which shows Karkat yelling at Karkat, whos yelling at karkat, who's yelling at Karkat...
*
{{quote| {{color|#008141|KKANAYA:}} [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006597 No]<br />
{{color|#008141|KKANAYA: See Im Explaining This Badly}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KKANAYA: All Im Saying Is Basically}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KKANAYA: Just}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KKANAYA:}} [[Precision F Strike|Fuck]] {{color|#008141|TThat Guy}} }}
* Then there's the coffee machine - aka the [[Stealth Pun|Instant Revitalizing Machine]] from [[Earthbound]].
* Rose reveals that Dave was checking out their mom -- months ago, in a dream, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006608 and she never said a thing about it. ;)]
* Dave and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610 most recent interaction] ends with Karkat grabbing Dave's cape, and Dave telling him to knock it off, resulting in this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|DDAVE: i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it}}}}
* To paraphrase...
{{quote| {{color|#626262|KKarkat: Dave, read this trashy troll romance novel. It will fix everything.}} <br />
{{color|#e00707|DDave: No. Hell no.}}<br />
[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006613 Rose: *yoink*] }}
** It's not just Rose's utterly hilarious expression that does it, but the fact that she grabs the book and runs away without moving her arms or legs at all.
*** It gets even funnier when you think about it: Karkat doesn't even really react or yell at her for it other than just stare at her. That means he's used to it because SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006614 This update] to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006618 this update.] That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|KKARKAT: FINE TAKE IT!}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DDAVE: no}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KKARKAT: WHAT??}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DDAVE: were still drawing}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KKARKAT: LET GO}} }}
** You cannot beat Strider in a counter-troll-off. HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!
** This is eventually followed by Kanaya silently and wordlessly wondering about their desperate need for an auspistice, and, presumably, the fact that it will almost inevitably be her, with a confused "what the hell" expression on her face.
** Karkat getting [[Cape Snag|wrapped in Dave's cape]], forcing Dave to suplex him in an attempt to get free.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006636 John's no-romance plans for meeting back up with his friends:]
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|JJOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.}}<br />
{{color|#4ac925|JJADE: aww}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|JOHN: whereas i will [[Man Hug|offer dave a tender bro embrace]], and [[Vitriolic Best Buds|shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs]].}} }}
{{color|#0715cd|J}} }}
** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006637 And seconds later Jaspers is meowing John the birthday song], and pissing off Dog Tier Jade in the process. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006638 Chase ensues.]
* John's face getting trampled by Dream Roxy. Bonus points because it calls back to Karkat getting hit in the face by a bucket AND Jake's dreambubble meeting.
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* Hussie [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/DOTA/ proposes to Vriska]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* Dirk's Auto-Responder explains to Jane [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006726 just how tight he is with Lil Sebastian.]
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TTT: He and I are linked the hell up cyberwise. We are so tight. Tight like you wouldn't believe.}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GGG: Oh yeah?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: It's like he is the Incredible Hulk's pants, and I am his monstrous package yearning to bust loose.}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|T}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GGG: Blehhhh, why??}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TTT: Jane.}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: It seems there is a way bigger than average probability that you do not want to discuss Bruce Banner's megalithic gamma schlong.}} }}
{{color|#e00707|T}} }}
* Jane's possible responses for meeting Gamzee(?) and being asked if she would like for him to be her guide are [[But Thou Must|"No" and "Fuck no."]] Even Jane, who's never met him before, already knows he's trouble.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006727 Jane cautiously approaches Gamzee.] [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with [[Tear Jerker]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]]?? Check. Mixture of [[Squick]] and [[Black Comedy]]?? Double check. [[Lampshade Hanging]] the forums' talk about how he got his new clothes with shenanigans? Triple check. The ability to click on his codpiece? Quadruple check. The [[Dissonant Serenity]] of the music?? Quintuple check. Jane's reaction to everything?? Sextuple check, and [[Beyond the Impossible|oh so priceless.]] Anything else missed??
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* Say hello to your wonderful new guide, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006734 Jane]!
* Jake and Dirk give us this little gem:
{{quote| {{color|#1f9400|GT: Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine??? }}<br />
{{quote| {{color|#1f9400|G}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|:TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|:TT: He said unironically. }} }}
* Ladies and gentlemen, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006764 the third anti-christ.]
** While we're at it, we have the [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]] Administration. Although it's filled with [[Nightmare Fuel]], there's a lot of [[Refuge in Audacity]] and [[Crosses the Line Twice|so many crossed lines.]]
{{quote| '''[[Twitter|@andrewhussie]]''': [[A Rare Sentence|a line i seriously just wrote in reality]]: "People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined."}}
* Another gem between Dirk and Jake:
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TT: Either you get your shit together and put the moves on this dead space vixen or I start fucking with your cortex and make you pop a dream boner.}} <br />
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|T}} <br />
{{color|#1f9400|GGT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion.}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Next stop, Boner City.}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GGT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GGT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: And you}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TTT: Got one.}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GGT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!}} }}
* The entire conversation between Dirk and Jake is made more hilarious with the reveal that "Dirk" is just a figment dreamed up by Jake. Jake is having an argument with ''himself''. And losing. Badly.
** Not to mention that it seems he's having said argument in front of Aranea.
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* After uu's rather dark [[Mood Whiplash]], we get Aranea [[Not So Stoic|losing her seemingly perpetual cool]] when she finds out all hell broke lose on the purple moon between Meenah, Karkat, Dave, and Kanaya [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006884 in the few minutes she was gone to pick up Jake].
** Then, Dave asks Rose this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707| DAVE: (rose whos the john looking kid)}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: (I think it's young Father-Grandad Harleybert.)}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: ([[Flat What|what]])}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006885 Meenah aproaching and backing off ad infinitum.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006887 Meenah and Karkat]:
{{quote| {{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy!}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: nubbyshouts}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy is cool!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: THANKS, WHOEVER THE FUCK!!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: BYE.}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006889 _(^q^)_ ]
** Throughout the conversation, her various creative snoring sounds
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2| zzzzzznort,,..}} <br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| *SNOAR*}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| lol snork ;D}} }}
* Before [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006890 Aranea's] [[Info Dump]], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006891 Meenah begins a shorter version.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006899 And Meenah's conclusion.]
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** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZBXoR1XrM No! Not doof!]"
* An [http://www.fourthwallgifs.com/ MSPA GIF site] has appeared (hilariously) ripping off [http://www.gif.tv/ another comedy site].
* In the anticipation of the <nowiki>FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS </nowiki>EOA5 Flash, Michael Bowman of the music team gives us a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJUa31fVHw little preview...]
* The End of Act 5 Flash was hosted on [[Newgrounds]]. Soon after it went up, the entire site ''crashed'' due to the sheer amount of traffic. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
{{quote| '''Hussie's Twitter feed''': [[Casual Danger Dialog|well that didn't work]]}}
** To give an idea as to exactly what "soon" means in this context, using time codes on forum posts, this Troper figured out that Newgrounds went down in about 3 minutes. From <nowiki>FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:] </nowiki>EoA5 posting to Newgrounds' demise.
{{quote| '''[[Questionable Content|jephjacques]]''' '''[[Andrew Hussie|@andrewhussie]]''' the internet is going to explode when you hit 100%, you fucker<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''' '''[[Questionable Content|@jephjacques]]''' i'm going to be [[Unflinching Walk|walking away from it in slow motion]] [http://ib.skaia.net/post/view/21088 smoking a cigarette] }}
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** It's especially funny from the perspective of one who's read the comic: right from meeting him, she hates Gamzee, which just makes her reaction to his [[Monster Clown|freakout]] in Act 5 Act 2 a hilarious [[Foregone Conclusion]].
** Not to mention her reaction to finding out her starsign is Capricorn, as well.
{{quote| TH1S SH1RT SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS, BUT DONT COUNT ON 1T TO M4SK TH3 PUTR1D ST3NCH OF YOUR D3C31T FROM TH3 PROS3CUT1ON, H3H3H3H3H3WtFiH: Correct! My star sign is Capricorn! However, Gamzee is- what- wait... oh, ''oh FUCK ME.''}}
*** In a hilarious coincidence, the same thing happened in [http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/ another reaction blog]. In this case, the author is quite skeeved out by Equius and is [http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12607564894/also-nepeta-what-do-you-think-of-nepeta-also-what asked what his sign is]...
{{quote| SIARH: [...] Sagittarius<br />
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** On a related note, [http://karkatvantass.tumblr.com/post/11716966071/im-not-really-one-for-bucket-jokes-but-the this poster, merchandise for the book in that video]. ''These are all over elementary schools in the US.''
* Another meta example: [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-fbi-finally-recognizes-juggalos-as-a-national,64193/ this article] about the Juggalos had someone comment in character as Gamzee (find it near the top of the third page of comments). Then, Karkat showed up. Then Nepeta joined in on the commenting, followed by Kanaya.
** The article itself, however, has become either a [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] or [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] (hard to tell which) given the revelations in <nowiki>GC: >:o</nowiki>A6A3...
* Andrew Hussie's personality in general; you may bear witness to his humour on formspring or other social networking sites.
 
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