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* A minor [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] joke aimed at [[Interactive Fiction|the Homestuck command-entering player]] with [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 John without arms.] You read ''the player'' [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001905 commanding him to retrieve his arms,] even [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001906 moving a cake off his chest out of sympathy for his lack of arms.] After seeing [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001907 John hold his fake arms with his real ones,] cue the player's own [[Face Palm]] for wasting [[Video Game Caring Potential]] and becoming Trolled by assumed [[Unfortunate Character Design]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001915 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001916 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]
* ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'' had me laughing my head off after John played 52 Pickup.
{{quote| [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}001978 The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn.]}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001956 John: Open large present.] Oh hell no.
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{{quote| But I guess all this can be discussed into the ground in the coming week. Over what shall heretofore be known as THE WEEK OF THE GREAT ROBOSMOOCH OF 2010.}}
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Nepeta's] [[Shipper Onon Deck|'Shipping Wall']]. {{color|red|oh yessssss!}}
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004251 this panel]:
{{quote| {{color|#004183|aG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!}}}}
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{{color|#0715cd| EB: no amount of 8's in words will make that true.}} }}
* Don't forget to mention [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004625 this] token.
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd| EB: I am the [[The Legend of Zelda: theThe Wind Waker (Video Game)|Wind Waker]]. It's me.}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004638 "It is] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004639 the perfect] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004640 crime."]
* Fans of ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 this]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this] on his forum.
** Gamzee got his full on Hero Mode in [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004686 the comic now as well]. Just as blurry.
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004723 And again here, not as blurry this time.]
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{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TG: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TG: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak}} }}
* John trying to get Rose to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004822 stop acting so dark] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 act the way she used to.] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Heartwarming]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004824 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004825 Karkat's latest metaphor] flying completely off the handle.
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** Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004947 giving Eridan a magic wand] can only end hilariously. [[Sarcasm Mode|Ha ha ha ha]]...[[Funny Aneurysm Moment|NO.]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004954 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004955 completely fine with it]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Heartwarming|takes it very well.]]
*** Then it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004957 turns] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004958 hilarious] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004959 again] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
**** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]
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{{quote| {{smallcaps| Karkat cannot be conveyed with a more detailed portrait yet. He is too angry, and is forced to look like shit. Maybe later if he can manage to calm down.}}}}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005041 shit. lets be santa]
** You Make... [[Short Circuit (Film)|Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[Pinocchio Syndrome|Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005070 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005071 Dutton] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005072 Bubble] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005073 Goggles.]
* Jade's conversation with Eridan.
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*** I think you mean [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 this.]
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 Debunked. ] Eridan's reaction is priceless.
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]. [[In Love Withwith Your Carnage|Jegus, girl]].
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000708 Can] you blame her?
** I feel that Vriska was emoting for the audience as a whole. I know I wasn't alone in my sudden flushed feelings for her.
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* Even though [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend] is generally [[Tear Jerker|sad]] and a bit [[Nightmare Fuel|frightening]], it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an [[Eldritch Abomination]], and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere<ref>most likely [[Hammerspace|her sylladex]]</ref> and yelling her frustration into it.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000673 Can anyone say] "[[Mythology Gag]]"?
** "[[Squick|This...]] [[Nausea Fuel|this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[This Is Wrong Onon So Many Levels|This doesn't belong in the library.]] [[Brain Bleach|This doesn't belong anywhere.]]"
** "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib." (It makes a bit more sense if you've [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Quotes|done the appropriate reading.]])
* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]
** [[Brick Joke|He finally did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle.]]
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* While the big multi-story flash from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11] is mostly [[Heartwarming Moments]] and [[Tear Jerker|tear jerkers]], one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update].
** Was anyone else hearing [[Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!|Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.}}<br />
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{{quote| [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}006132 AH HA. GOT YOU YOU SON OF A, SHIT, WAIT.]}}
** Doubles as [[Mood Whiplash/Homestuck|Mood Whiplash]]
*** Also, [[Homestuck (Webcomic)/Fridge|Fridge Brilliance]], considering Jake just killed Tavros' guardian. (Or at least one of the same species.)
* Meta example: go to [[wikipedia:Betty Crocker|the Betty Crocker Wikipedia page]]. Scroll down to 'in popular culture.' Suddenly realise how ''utterly absurd'' Homestuck truly is.
** Saved due to it constantly being removed:
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** DELICIOUS
* Squarewave's reaction to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006441 losing to Dirk in a rap-off]:
{{quote| <code> {{color|#e00707|SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO}} [[No Waterproofing in Thethe Future|PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID]] {{color|#e00707|LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!}}</code>}}
* Dirk and the Autoresponder working together.
{{quote| {{color|#00d5f2|GG: Are you typing your most important instructions in red now?}}<br />
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* [[Irony]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006702 Hussie's doing it wrong.]
{{quote| '''Hussie''': You have underestimated my omniscience almost as badly [[Self-Deprecation|as I overestimate it as a matter of daily routine.]]}}
** His [[Cluster F-Bomb]] when he remembers that Doc Scratch only ever put one [[Abnormal Ammo|cueball]] [[It Works Better Withwith Bullets|in his gun]].
{{quote| '''Hussie''': How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over...<br />
'''Hussie''': WHILE YOU DIE SHIT SHIT SHIT, OH SHIT. FUCK. SHIT SHIT FUCK, I FORGOT. }}
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04966_2.gif Dirk is clearly not enjoying this]. It's even funnier due to these events being contrasted to his epic battle against an army of robots in his relative future.
*** From the expression, he looks ''bored'', making it even more amusing. He clearly would be happier if he was allowed to get into deeper territory.
** The fact uu ends the game when Dirk gets into [[Makes Just Asas Much Sense in Context|male boner and Nicholas Cage territory]] is another crowner too.
** "Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean."
** [[Makes Just Asas Much Sense in Context|Jane serenades Roxy by singing the]] [[Ghostbusters]] [[Makes Just Asas Much Sense in Context|theme]].
*** *pornspire*
* After uu's rather dark [[Mood Whiplash]], we get Aranea [[Not So Stoic|losing her seemingly perpetual cool]] when she finds out all hell broke lose on the purple moon between Meenah, Karkat, Dave, and Kanaya [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006884 in the few minutes she was gone to pick up Jake].
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{{quote| '''Meenah''': now were ghosts the end}}
** In between, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006895 Meenah's] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006896 plan] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006897 works] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006898 perfectly.]
{{quote| [[Suicide Asas Comedy|BETTER]] [[Gone Horribly Right|LUCK]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|NEXT]] [[Refuge in Audacity|TIME]]}}
* Aranea is utterly enraged by the above event, and sarcastically gives [[Better Than It Sounds]] summaries of the lives of all the A2 Ancestors. Ampora and Makara's really stand out though:
{{quote| '''ARANEA''': Ampora was a pirate. No8ody liked him. He killed a lot of people, 8ut was later executed 8ecause he was una8le to tell a funny joke. What else needs to 8e said? That's right. Nothing. <br />
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[[Crowning Moment of Funny|oh no……………]] }}
* [http://sonnetstuck.tumblr.com/post/15130964351/green-eggs-and-dead-a-homestuck-storybook This] fanmade comic turns the glut of character deaths into [[Bloody Hilarious|hilarity.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDm-9VA-BI Here's] what the [[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] has to say about trolls.
* [[Dante Basco]], actor of [[Hook|Rufio]], [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/18307852509/homestuck is reading Homestuck]. This is funny, or will be funny if and when he reaches Act 5.
** Until then, we have Hussie fanboying over it on Twitter:
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